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Cabana Ranch/Cabana Boys Brands

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Here are a few brands
for your ranch-hands
so other wenches will know
to keepa offa their hands
fromma your ranch-hands
branded with your brands
marking your ranch-hands
(each with big hands)
as your ranch-hands
and not their ranch-hands!
'Hands off our ranch-hands'
yodels your hot brands
and your ranch hands
yelp through the grasslands
from your hot brands
claiming your ranch-hands
as your ranch hands,
with their man hands
made in the heartland...
Suntanned cowhands
stagehands farmhands
all over your glands-
best are the ranch-hands
claimed with your brands!
Oooo! Sizzle!


Author notes

The Cabana Ranch BRAND-

   'cR' stands for 'Cabana Ranch' (unless cosmicrose claims it!)
   'cB' stands for 'Cabana Boy'

Written March 25th, 2005

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  • Touchof1der silver member
    March 26, 2005
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    Hmmmmighty find rope you got there mister. But uhhh... do you know what we wenches do with a lasso like that? Stick around and you just might find out! Nice brands. Good luck in the contest!
    ♥ Kimberly


  • x9Nocturnal9x
    March 26, 2005
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    Wow lol the repetition and rhyming really did a number on my mind but I still understood what you were talking about..I see someone was in the ranch spirit you definitely have great talents and variety in your work..another great write!
    -Lis


  • Princess Muse silver member
    March 26, 2005
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    Tory grins an evil grin from beneath her cowgirl hat I do love those lassos...There is something about a man in rope that just sets my heart afire... Tory spins her spurs as her engine purrs
    Tory Lin


  • Pamela
    March 26, 2005
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    Is it a rappin' cowbana boy? (combined words..cowboy,cabana boy-cowbana boy..LOL)
    ~ahem~
    anyways...
    Brands show some talent..we wenches like talented boys

    good goin'!
    ~Pamela


  • Always Deena
    March 25, 2005
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    Love the brands...did you use my lips as your model?

    Deena

  • Lil Wolfie
    March 25, 2005
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    Wow, nice rhyming! Interesting poem, I liked it!


  • cosmicrose
    March 25, 2005
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    LOL.. you are one funny guy.

  • JM Kenyon silver member
    March 25, 2005
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    Very nice work. Sexy and functional brands and a fine rhyme to accomany it. Best wishes adn s... ~genielassie~


  • Rose Dark Thorn silver member
    March 25, 2005
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    Nice entry. Good luck. The rhyming was silly.

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