HAPPY BIRTHDAY BETH
There's a gold fish in the punch
looking green around the gills
there's smooth talking Charles,
asking Dr. Pepper for some pills.
Beth's party is really jumping,
the music just can't be beat,
the dog is eating birthday cake,
as the kids all eat their treats
This birthday is really jamming
Chris took Beth for a twirl,
Jacob yelled over to him,
hey stay away, she's my girl.
Now Sandy is in the corner,
eating a slice of pizza pie,
oh no she ate another,
well kiss that pie goodbye.
Jana drank the fruit punch,
she too is looking green,
that lamp shade on her head,
is looking mighty keen
So Happy Birthday Beth,
your party sure was fun,
boy we sure made a mess,
sorry but we have to run.
Jacob and Beth are alone,
they enjoy the birthday bliss,
she got what she wished for,
a sweet Happy Birthday kiss.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ONE OF THE SWEETEETEST GIRLS I KNOW ON AP. IT HAS BEEN SUCH A PLEASURE TO COME TO KNOW YOU. I WISH YOU THE HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY EVER. I HOPE ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE. I LOVE YOU AND ALWAYS STAY AS NICE AS YOU ARE.GgOD BLESS yOU, SANDY 
Written March 24th, 2005
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Thank you so much Beth for the terrific contest. I hope you have a wonderful birthday. Take care, Sandy
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Thank you so much Jacob for the wonderful comment. I always love hearing your comments on my poems. I love you, Take care, Love AP Mom
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chris is a friend of mine who saved me during the summer. b4 i knew you and had no hope what so ever. he is like a brother to me. i was sad and missing you alot and this made me smile. I LOVE YOU TO. AND MISS YOU A LOT!!!!!!!!!
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wow I can't compete with this. Just wonderin who Chris is? this was helpful in cheering me up, and even tho it was for me thanks Sandy.
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i too would mind if you recked my party. besides i am not having one. so what diff does it make. but you guys would be invited and my parents would clean up after word lol cuz i'd leave too
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Thank you Gothic for the lovely comment. Take care, Sandy
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nice piece you've got here Sandy,
GothicAngel
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So cry me a river, I lied BOO HOO
I love you my dear friend. Yours was really funny.
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Thank you for the wonderful comment. I wish I thought it was good. I already told Beth I would write one but didn't want a trophy. I don't enter good friendss contest but this was for her birthday. I will read youts. Thank you again for reading this. Take care, Sandy (hug*
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Wow!! Nice poem Sandy.. It made me laugh at times.. You also beat me.. as well as you Fire4Jesus
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Wow Sandy!! You told me last night that you aren't that good at writing funny poems?? Why did you lie to me
Im so hurt Im gonna go cry now You did a Fabulous Job my friend!! Amazing!! You should always remember the talent that God has given you is in your blood and you have it 
You are so funny I just love your sense of humor. Now, let's go crash the party, make a mess, and then run for it. I'm sure Beth wouldn't mind too much, ya know what I mean string bean?? Anyways, you got me beat, silly booger... God Bless You my friend!!
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Hi Jana, I am no good at them either. Charles wrote a funny one for Beth's birthday contest so I tried. Not as good as his . I hope all is well with you today . Take care, Sandy
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Hehe. This poem really made me laugh, although I must say that I was rather surprised when I saw my name in it! I've never been able to write funny poems...I should try sometime. Anyway, I really enjoyed this one (as usual). Can't wait for more of your poems! God bless!!
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