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dear mom

congratulations.

i'm your fucking puppet now.
aren't you proud of yourself?

you've got your hand so far up my ass
i can't do shit.

i'm becoming anal-retentive,
just like you.

aren't you proud?

Author notes

uhm... so today went swimmingly with my mom, if you cant tell... lol.
Written March 23rd, 2005

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  • prodigalson180
    May 11, 2005
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    funny

    funny but true(as it seems)


  • sgloveslevi
    March 28, 2005
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    great

    sadly we can't pick our parents.Believe me i feel your pain.great write


  • xXRawerxX
    March 23, 2005
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    WOW

    holy shit man you must of hated or you still hate your mom my Best friend hates her mom too I hate my moms somtimes too keep up the good work hun!!lol...ZODC