When I slap that shit?
Juice flies off of it,
Because your pussy's got physics
Yeah bitch, physics -- if I was black
I might say "aero-clitistics"
Or if I was a Scientologist
I'd say "bottomed out heroics"
But I'm a Satanist, so I'll just
Say "thanks for the linguistics".
Because, I sometimes expected
To pull Newton out of your twat...
But I didn't, and that's reassuring
Since, one out of three princes
Kill their fathers
For the 'stink of life',
That's statistics.
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Written March 21st, 2005
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A contest entry
- Lesbians by Shoshan.
330 points, ended October 15, 2005, 6 entries
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That's because I DON'T like lesbians, and I know how to spell snow.
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It reads like rap lyrics, horrible language and horrible rhyming
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There's always that intelligence in all of your writes, evn checked out some Haiku from you and they were real, real different. Well aside from the adult contest, this has got very smart language as in all your writes.
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a pussy-slappin, ass-kickin poem
Well talk about a pussy-slappin, ass-kickin poem. Your status has been elevated to that of a God...nevermind the demi-god. You never cease to amaze me. Newton...poke your head out so I can slap it. Rock on. -
hahahaha i had to come back hahahahaha
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standing ovation
Jeremy... i almost missed this brilliant poem of yours... i thought for some reason i had read it... so i looked and fucking near pissed my pants... i had a mouth full of beer... and spit out through my nose... with the reading of these very very brilliant lines
Because, I sometimes expected
To pull Newton out of your twat...
But I didn't, and that's reassuring
i've seen alot of stuff over the years exit the holiest of holys but never newton and thanks to you i have... hahahahahaha -
aAs always you so funny about your analogies and similies and whatever terms of english you use in your sex peices. Your funny.
Bella -
Woohoo!
Cunning linguistics, yes.
Is that where Newton's been hiding? I thought gravity was off the other day.
The second stanza has some weird tragic sadness to it that I can't quite put my finger in.
The first two lines are spanky. Love it.
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When you get your face slapped juice will fly off it too if its hit hard enough. Damn... I like mine a little better than this actually. Thanks for asking though. What a mess.
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I wasn't going to click on it. I really wasn't.
But I thought, 'Hey why not? How bad can it be?'..
I ought to listen to myself, rarely do. And so like Alice In Wonderland I was sucked into your hole. (interesting anology in the case of this piece)
Either way, though it was as.. uh.. ripe as I thought. The talent is there. You have some really creative and a excellent style. I'll give you that. -
interesting lol
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oh--dude.
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"flies" and "princesses"
nice one -
Because, I sometimes expected
To pull Newton out of your twat...
That was fucking funny, had me cracking up good and proper. But the rest of the poem made me laugh as well, like the loose rhymes. -
Very eeerr enlightening!
(flys is spelled flies if you mean the action and not the insect, or maybe you did mean that, who knows
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Kat xxx -
well.. what can I say.. ??? lolololol 'bout time you got off this religious crusade and get a grip.. lmao..
Looks like you already have.. I especially liked the Newton thing.. Eve and her apples, vaginas and lusciouus bits too..
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the name made me laugh but damn...i love satire and this was good...much admiration goes your way, keep it up
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This took me by surprise. I laughed,... i cried,... and i thought it was very, very interesting. I like the title That really got my attention. I like the bit about aero clitistics... good play on words....laf laf laf
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Ha, thats a crack up (no pun intended)! It dark and satirical style makes it an interesting read, and the reference to how different people would view it is great, but when I got to the bit about Newton, that was just classic. I mean, what the? Its a big pussy if a whole dead guy can fit in there, thats all I'll say...
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very unique and creative poem. I actually really liked it. Keep up the good work. Very different and crazy, great job.
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Different
Okay and this satire of the vagina is actually well done. Different and wakes you up at this time of night. So I say well done.
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