Yes, I had an exam yesterday...
More like the exam had me, you might as well say.
One hour and fifteen minutes of pure ecstasy...
Pity it was the exam enjoying it and not me.
It was swift, I didnt see it coming...It was Fast
The exam...screwed me over like a snake up my ass.
But the fun had just started because...
There was another hard-ass question to break down doors...
The last damn question on the Statistics Question Paper...
...It was like licking its lips...mouthing
"Its Your ass I am going to savour"
Hell, that question almost made me cry...
It raped me over and over...
Man I'm telling you I wanted to die...
That question had no respect for what was holy that day...
It did everything imaginable and unimaginable in every single way.
At the end all i could do was simply stumble out that exam room.
...And wait for that result...Yes, My impending hellish doom...
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...Math Statistics...horrible horrible when it wants to be...
Written March 16th, 2005
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Funny ... got a chuckle out of me today reading your write!
I never took math statistics before but math in general frightens me so I can see where you are coming with this
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I never thought math could be so....demanding and unashamed....
*chuckle*. Nice job. -Raviyn -
Re my previous comment on this and your criticism thereof. I stand by my comment that the titlewas misleading. I also stick to my comment that I didn't find the poem amusing. Upon reflection I actually think the poem is slightly offensive to gay men. Why not just say you were buggered by the exam?
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Ha! Damn statistics to the bowels of hell!
Love, Ashlee
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such beautiful imagery.
particualrly 'snake up my ass'. really quite brilliant. i am so very impresssed. though not always subtle your use of underlying suggestions towards this picture you produce are fitting and very relevant. it never felt like you were afraid to speak openly. vivid and hearfelt. i can see all the way tro the end of the playing field. thankyou for enlightening me as towrds this goal. really very well done. -
I was disappointed in this I am afraid. I clicked hoping it would be something amusing about taking an examination on how to succeed in life as a homosexual, but it wasn't. I'm afraid I was not very amused. Best wishes
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hhhhmmm i dont think ive ever been raped by a machine before but theres a first time for evrything i guess! woohoo dogie style! I LIKE CHEESE!
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haha statistics does suck!... craptastic class... calc 2 is worse ^_^ but yes i agree... i love math but statistics is lame... good write
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