Surfing channels, Johnny Johnson came across a naughty station;
The images he saw therein woke a dangerous sensation.
First was shock; and then ‘twas horror, he stood up with a shout!
This wasn’t right, this wasn’t legal; what was this all about?
An open mouthed and naked vixen bound upon a table;
Devouring sausage-links she was; as fast as she was able.
Johnny gazed in bold dismay; these sausages were men!
She gulped and wolfed; contorting there time and time again.
Johnny stood aghast at this bizarre and pagan rite.
And yet some part took pleasure with a sick and warped delight.
Cannibal; she must be, this much was plain to see,
Her punishment or feeding, what could this practice be?
He scratched his pate and thought aloud; ‘wonder what they feel?
The men too seemed in ecstasy; they were shouting out with zeal.
“I know!” he shouted, “Milking!” As a shot of white was seen,
Splashing from a sausage out upon the writhing teen.
His wee-wee now an udder; it all fell into place;
As load on load of milk was shot upon the young girl’s face,
His tiny little member sprang alive; prepared for action,
“I’ve got friends who’ll do it too;” he grinned with satisfaction.
Tommy was the closest friend, he lived but right next door;
He’d help out little Johnny with his milking; that’s for sure!
Little Johnny grabbed the telephone and then he made the call
“I’ve got something cool to tell you; but you can’t tell Mike or Paul!”
Bound upon a table; little Johnny’s ‘bestest friend’
Tommy writhed there; agonized, unable to defend,
Johnny grinned and dropped his drawers. With mocking in his tone;
He spoke “Now milk me bitch,” And Tommy gave a little groan.
As Johnny thrust his ‘sausage’ straight down Tommy’s narrow throat
He felt it all quite funny; that it was high time he could gloat.
He laughed aloud and pumped away, while Tommy gagged and choked
He knew it wasn’t milking; it was his ego being stroked!
Author notes
HAHAHA, alright; it was an interesting combination of subjects, but I think I brought them all into play. I enjoyed writing this almost as much as I hope you will enjoy reading it.
This kind of came off the cuff when I read your contest guidelines; all of this sprang into place out of the ether. (probably should have stayed there) well, lemme know if you like it 
Written March 15th, 2005
A contest entry
- Anything by tempting fate.
300 points, ended April 8, 2005, 16 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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gross, disgusting
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I really hope the theme is appropriate... It's flippin' hilarious; this much I know. I didn't see any guidelines requesting that these subjects not be addressed; so until such time as they appear, this seems to be a fair entry
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hahahha that's funnie! i like it...keep up the good work!
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Interesting. I later added no bashing or humor to the contest page, but I'm glad you entered this write before I put it up there. I enjoyed this little write. It was amusing and I must say, very craftly written! Great job!
Cheers!
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Thanks, I've never written anything like this in my life (I'm strictly of the classical/romantic schools when it comes to poetry,) but I figured hey; why not explore a little?
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Twisted
this is very interesting and twisted. keep up the great work. I am just an open minded reader.
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