Pour me something tall and strong please
Mr. Bartender, let me tell you my troubles
I'm sitting here in your bar
Watching the floating bubbles
Something bad happened today
You'll never guess what
The boss said I'm fired
So I kicked him in the butt
Security "carried" me to my car
Told me I had to leave
So I pissed on their shoes
And blew snot on their sleeves
I drove off in my ragged car
The lug nuts flew off
There goes my tire down the road
And it kills a family of endangered moths
Not only is my car a piece of shit
But now there's a freakin'' lawsuit
So I ride the public bus downtown
And the guy beside me poots
He smells so bad that the driver dies
Down the road we go
Rolling on and on never gonna end
Where we'll stop, no one knows
But we run the stop light and then we crash
It starts to rain to make things wetter
So here we get off into this rain
I'm hot, sweaty, and pissed and this isn't better
Running into the nearest building
And so this is where I ended up
Crying to you, my dearest bartender
As you kindly refill my cup!
~march 7th~
Author notes
Written March 11th, 2005
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Thanks angel for reading my work. really appreciate the comments.thanks again
XOXO
~laura -
i'm feelin ur work, its really good. keep up the good work
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Glad you enjoyed evomx.
XOXO
~laura -
This is so cool..a comedy of errors on a grand scale. Very imaginative and written so well. You have a very good sense of humor, Laura. I enjoyed this very much.
Mike
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Thank you for reading my work soldier.
XOXO
~laura -
Thank you Precious Biker for reading my work once again.
XOXO
~laura -
Amazing writting. As I started reading this masterpiece, I started to smile then laugh and then I almost peed myself laughing so hard. Even killing the endangers species of moths.. LOL I am still giggling over that one. You possess such a unique way with your poetry. You have a very special ability to describe so many things with such emotion. You are a very talented Poet.
Poetic Soldier -
Well done
Smiling here.. while reading this one..
Well, an excellent write! Very well expressed that I have to imagine you as the words in each line. Very interesting and full of intensity. Good job in writing this one!
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Thank you Willow for your inspiration. You too are a brillant poet. Keep up your work also.
XOXO
~Laura -
Doug,
Thank you again for reading another of my works.
XOXO
~laura -
Thanks thoreau47 for reading my work. I'm glad you enjoyed.
XOXO
~laura -
Are you sure that your s/n shouldn't be Calamity Jane? -lol- I truely enjoyed this poem. I believe you have the ability to think outside the box. Keep honing your talent, you will go far!
~Willow~ -
lol, Laura. And you're not even old enough to drink yet! The world beware when you are, huh?
Well done, quite funny.
doug
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nice write
Well thank you very much les, for taking time to read my work. Thanks
XOXO
~laura -
Hilarious! Best poem I've read for a long tim
THIS WAS AMAZING! Wow! Best poem I've read in the longest ass time. So hilarious, so, so great. Haha, wow... This kind of made me think of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel... only a mocked out version. I love that song, but I fear I like this one equally. Amazing! Such an amazing job.
Cheers to yas.
Les
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