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We Wish You A Happy Orgy

We wish you a happy orgy
We wish you a happy orgy
We wish you a happy orgy
And twelve pounds of beer

Good fuckings we bring
To you and your whores
Good Tidings for orgies
That we hold right here


We wish you a happy Orgy
We Wish you a happy orgy
We Wish you a happy orgy
And orgasms galore

When you make her scream
Pass that bitch along
And go to the next one
Keep it up all night long

We wish you a happy orgy
We wish you a happy orgy
we wish you a happy orgy
and gallons of cum

Good fuckings we bring
Wherever you are
Good fuckings across the
Entire globe

We wish you a happy orgy
we wish you a happy orgy
we wish you a happy orgy
and love marks for yeeearrrss!

Author notes

umm yeah!
Written March 10th, 2005

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  • Gwendolynn
    August 22, 2005
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    FANTABULOUS! i love it. hehe great write darling and ohh i am back in town so when ever you want to come by is fine i have to work all week and such but i will be home just give a holla wheneva..heh and ohh and i might kidnap you for sat. dont yet have to discuss it with mom but might we will see but anywho great write i never knew christmas carols could be so dirty..heh love ya
    Gwen


  • LimboticMistisos
    March 31, 2005
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    ha ha ha ha aha ah

    lololololololololol ha ha hilarious jewlz loved it this is great ha ha it's just great and like flea said christmas is all screwed up now he ha ho ha he oh haha
    peace and love jewlz
    The samourai


  • LimboticMistisos
    March 31, 2005
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    ha ha ha ha aha ah

    lololololololololol ha ha hilarious jewlz loved it this is great ha ha it's just great and like flea said christmas is all screwed up now he ha ho ha he oh haha
    peace and love jewlz
    The samourai

  • Angeliss
    March 29, 2005
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    Julie you are completely and totally insane i guess that is the reason i hang out with you cause no matter what we always have a good time anyways i guess i will see you when i get back from nc aright later

    Chico

    by the way the poem was fucking awsome i needed a good laugh
    and guess what i put red hair gel in my hair last night so i was a red head

  • malvadadiosa
    March 22, 2005
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    ROTFLMFAO!!!!!This is so damn funny.Now,I know what you do in your spare time up there.(joking)Great job and you better win that contest.Keep up the good writing and have fun at your next "one".

  • slowlydying
    March 17, 2005
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    LOL, THIS IS SO FUNNY! THANKS SO MUCH FOR ENTERING I REALLY ENJOYED READING YUOR POEM!
    GOOD LUCK!
    GINA


  • withdrawal
    March 12, 2005
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    Wow! You know it's weird how people can turn a nice time like Christmas and easily write something that changed its sweetness to something sick, lol.
    ~Jenners

  • buRning Memory
    March 11, 2005
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    he he he this was funny as shit jewls...i love ya... keep up the stuff...
    this shit was crazy!
    mmfcl
    love you
    katie


  • SilentBeauty
    March 11, 2005
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    LMFAO...ahhh that's my girl!


  • Awnoewa
    March 11, 2005
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    Jewels you are one twisted little girl. Just Sick and twisted. And that's why we love you. This poem is funny as hell. I love it. Love you, Angie.


  • Invisible Comfort
    March 11, 2005
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    hahah I'll bear this in mind if I get dragged carol singing again this year! last year we had to do the traditional shit for some charity. This year I'll be wishing them a happy orgy if they pay me...boy does that sound wrong...x xx

  • LoversBlackRose
    March 11, 2005
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    jewels i told you don't tell everyone about the orgys we've been having they'll all want to come.oh yeah and now x-mas is really messed up for me.love u miss u

    fleabug

  • invested
    March 11, 2005
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    Hell yeah it has been a while since I have had a good old mega orgy party cnorting cocaine of girls asscracks and jumping in the pile for some good loving.
    Good change to a Christmas tune.
    Very good change.
    It would be so much more entertaining if the Christmas Carols they sung in schools and went door to door with were more like this I'd even pay to hear them sing then

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