Out for a beer I’d been
When an I.M. from “Miss Dirty Chick”
Appeared upon my screen.
I thought, “That’s strange, I don’t know her.”
So “View Profile” was clicked,
And on I went to read about,
What she liked to have licked!
“Bing!” went my MSN again,
She’d read my profile too!
“My pic”, she said, made her “aroused”
“What was I gonna do?”
I typed out “Thanks” and added “blush”
Not sure of what she meant,
The next I.M. I got dispelled
My doubts of her intent!
“It’s at that time, gone 1am,
And I’m without a chap!”
“Naked, typing, with just one hand
The others in my lap
” Of course I sat there quite amazed.
For at this stuff I’m new
Then came the “coup de grace” from her.
“My web cam…. Wanna View?”
Accept / Decline : I had the choice
Decline and I’d regret,
The chance I’d had to see this girl,
Professing to be “wet”!
And so it came to pass that I
Was broken in this way,
Textual Intercourse was had,
And still is to this day!
Epilogue
If a moral’s to be had from this,
I guess its got to be,
Keep Pc in room with curtains shut…
In case the neighbours see!
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An excellent write here, great rhyme and flow, and I'm sure many (even if they won't admit it 
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