.
Juggling cactus
Takes lots of practice.
.
Author notes
: )
Written October 8th, 2002
In a list
A contest entry
- One liners by pulsating.
300 points, ended May 31, 2004, 63 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
Comments
1 - 28 of 28
-
lol, fabulous!
-
that has to be the best thing i've read all day haha
love it
-nikki -
Greag background to the most hilarious line I have ever read...just can,t stop laughing hahaha
-
lol nice
-
I pause to cause a comment because....
Like life, it's Funny and painful.... Thanks for the entry!
,Olivia
-
Funny though it is, I have yet to see how this could have even come close to winning any sort of trophy...I found one-liners towards the bottom and middle that were much more breath-taking than any of the ones that got trophies in this rigged up contest heh, funny write though
-
Great line and so true! (Though I don't plan on trying it anytime soon. Those cactus needles are murder!) Loved the page design, too. I'm going to have to learn how to do that someday. Congrats on the trophy!
Mark -
Dude you crack me up...I watched my cousin fall into a cactus garden once...he didn't juggle too well
-
Ha ha.. thats cute.. too bad i kno someone who juggles cactus.. haha. His name is Joey and he juggles potted cacti. Its pretty funny to watch. It sucks when he gets stuck tho.. that means a trip to the hospital no doubt! lol.. good write! Laters...
Blood----<3 -
lol..how delightful...and I could see the need for gauze...
bravo...
Sam
-
lol great humor, now who would think of juggling cactus? Imagine the pain! Practice makes perfect, even when it comes tojuggling cactus', can I use work gloves?
Very good! Good luck with the contest, this is going to be a stiff one.
Renee
-
haha this is great, i never would have thought that i would laugh so hard from only one line. I think this is probably my favorite entry in the conest, good luck! oh, and thanks for the warning: I don't think that i'll be juggling any cactus anytime soon. but here's something to ponder... does juggling cacti take practi?
allie
-
Love it
-
Hahahahaa..
Trust you to have one up your sleeve.LOL!
This is perfect!
Good Luck
Kyla -
Great one Nando. We can always count on you to liven up the day.
-
LOL! That's some excellent reasoning! Thanks for sharing!
Naena
-
Awe, this is cute!!!
Moses
-
Haha very cute title And very true words I'm sure! Thanks a lot for entering.
~Sam
-
don't touch it!
Too quick, too clever. Well done -tj- -
excellent
The title is almost like putting the punchline at the beginning of the joke, which I like. This is a fun fun fun read -
don't touch it!
Lol @ Robbo. Me too. Never had a prick in my hand before but his. Hahaha. Of course I'm J/K with you Nando. This one tickled me funny bone. Desiree -
don't touch it!
Owwww, never had a prick in my hand before (except my own). Kinda made me laugh.
Simon. -
don't touch it!
hee heee hee
ho ho ho
*belly ache*
did so laugh with this :) -
don't touch it!
hahaha you make my day with these little silly ones,great stuff Nando...........Janetx -
don't touch it!
hahahahhahaha lmao..cute..it's abit like a chocolate tea pot then..no use at all.... ~~~GILL~~~ -
excellent
Then you silly fool – practise with soft balls –
Or on the other hand – bloody great big mittens -
don't touch it!
moo. :D -Brandon -
don't touch it!
Oh Lord Nando
You silly
Visit me 2 new ones up
Love ya hun
Susan~~
Adding your comment:
1 - 28 of 28
