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Cat Float

How does one make a Cat Float?
Very easily.

Take one
Small cat

Skin is optional
(fur may bind the blender)

Add
Two scoops of ice cream
Vanilla is preferred

And
a quart of Root Beer

Place all in blender
and puree.

Enjoy.

Author notes


Written February 27th, 2005

A contest entry

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  • August 22, 2005
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    yes I am glad this is in the humor catergory, other wise I would be scared. But the poor kitty, Root beer?? yuk!! The smell must be terrible!!

    laura


  • Andu
    July 14, 2005
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    *covers her cat's ears*
    Heh, this was funny Painfull for the kitty but a well written piece! Nice write!
    Thanks for the comment on my poem

  • Unreality
    July 13, 2005
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    XD HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!


  • Kukana gold member
    April 1, 2005
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    OMG! LMAO! This is to funny! I do not mind kittens but really do not care for cats! So two thumbs up on this poem! Still ROFLOL!
    S~


  • Hoosierpoet silver member
    March 10, 2005
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    ouch! I think I can go all day without trying this float! thanks for entering.

    Best wishes,
    Moses


  • March 5, 2005
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    yeah, good job it's in the humour category


  • faggityann
    March 3, 2005
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    if i'm not mistaken, that used to be a dead baby joke haha

    cute poem


  • lurch
    February 27, 2005
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    i get it

    Interesting.
    Edited on Feb 27, 4:18 p.m. because ''.

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