shave your head, wear a skirt,
skank dance bad and loudly burp.
make a scene, share your hurt,
and pin up all your posters.
hit on every guy in sight,
then just cry with all your might
when he doesnt do it right.
call everyone a poseur.
brag about how great you are,
and tell us how youre just so hard.
and how your past was badly marred,
and you were so mistreated.
read me poems, write some more.
call every single chick a whore.
talk of how you steal from stores
for everything you needed.
tell me one more time again
how many want to be your friend
and theyre all copying your trend -
because youre just so different.
strut around and bat those eyes
everywhere that you see guys.
remind me just how hard you try -
youre never that resistent...
laugh aloud, obnoxious laugh.
keeping looking for your "other half".
keep going down your chosen path.
no one tries to stop you.
run around like nothing matters.
let every importance splatter.
let your life drop with a clatter...
im just glad im not you.
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Written February 18th, 2005
