Oh beautiful spork
You make me stare
Although at first
You gave me a scare
Your shiny metal
Gleams so bright
It lights up in
The darkest night
You're shinier than
A paperclip
I love to put you
On my lips
A piece of cheese,
A wad of gum,
With you, oh spork,
These go on my tongue
Thank you spork,
I owe you my life
Now I never
Have to use a knife
Your price is cheap
Your life is long
And in the sad times
You stay strong
Oh beautiful spork,
You're the sporkiest spork,
I've ever seen in my life,
You're not a dork!
No other spork
Has ever given such joy
As you've given to me
More than any baby boy
This is a tribute
To my spork, oh so great
But I must go, I now need to
Leave and clean my plate
Author notes
MUFFINS!
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Written February 16th, 2005
A contest entry
- Make me smile! by Not-The-Sun.
500 points, ended March 30, 2005, 13 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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heck *spork* yeah!
this is hilarious...made me split my side..love it! -
That is a bright green spork, man! Yeouch my eyes! Hmm, I don't believe I've ever seen a metal spork, just the plastic ones they have at school. But all the rhymes and comparisons you make are hilarious. Although I don't tend to use a spork to shovel gum in my mouth... but I suppose it could be done. And it must be pretty sharp to be a knife too - this is no ordinary spork! Nor is this an ordinary poem. Pure silliness. Well done, you made me laugh and I wish you good luck in the contest, you sporky dork! LOL
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hehehe this poem was fun to read. an about a spork, good imagination. Keep writing... good luck
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great job!!
haha, this was a perfect entry for the contest, a random object, and makeing a poem out of it. Honestly, I loved it! you captured my attention right from the beginning and truly made me believe you LOVE sporks!! hehe good luck in the contest and thanks for entering!! xXxXx *Jordan** -
you write the most random stuff but i love it! this definitely made my day that much better.
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Shwaness!! Sporks are the shiz! They are so sporky. Lol. This was such a great write, Good luck in the contest.
~Tricia
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This was very weird But ok but may I add a question first to start off "don't you mean Fork instead of Spork or is it that I can't spell?" or "did you just name it Spork?" anyways I will have to say this was one of the most weirdest poems I read in my lifetime and it was good fairly ok I didn't love it or anything I saw no errors or anthing so you are ok with that I have nothing else to say "You do know that I will be adding your poem on the feature contest page since you were the first person to enter thanks Much Love
that my critical review
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i definately would have never thought of this
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I love it!!!!!! Amritha
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LOL!!! I love this poem! Good luck!
BTW did you take that picture yourself? -
haha i'm glad you liked the poem. it's a lot of fun to write stuff like that
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hey love the poem about the spork...nice poem
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The thing that knocks me out is you are only 14, you have a maturity that shook me, you have written a super poem here , it was a great pleasure to read ,a great dedication full of tenderness, lovely flow, well done you have talent, hug
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Interesting. Good rhymes. Loved it. Keep on writing more fun stuff like this. It is really fun to read and makes lots of people happy.
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hahahaha! that was so random! but it was good all the same
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This is funny. It had me on the floor laughing.
Awesome Job and good luck,
Laurel -
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wow... bout the weirdest thing ive ever read... but interestin... rhyme was... ok but not the best... i like it tho... good job! keep up the good work!!
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