THIS IS PART OF EDNA'S "randyhornbag" COLLECTION
*these seven haiku read as a sequence*
boy scouts realize
anal sex with a girl guide
brownie points galore
cunts make us female
wombs are for propagation
assholes are for fun
tremendous phallus
lunatic dream of a girl
but not for my butt
lightly built men good
well-endowed men not always
from anal viewpoint
eight inches of love
splitting your anus open
is this fun or what
male supremacy
they have a lucky prostate
don't argue with that
clumsy dicks rule not
choose your dildo with great care
lubricate it well
Author notes
Some advice from someone who has fought on the anal battlefield!
More anal fun at www.allpoetry.com/poem/1025871 and www.allpoetry.com/poem/1048479 .
Written February 15th, 2005
In a list
A contest entry
- Purely erotica by .
467 points, ended March 15, 2005, 8 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Dust Off Those Old Haiku (Traditional 5-7-5) by Pollycheck.
425 points, ended December 15, 2007, 57 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
Comments
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boy scouts realize
anal sex with a girl guide
brownie points galore
cunts make us female
wombs are for propagation
assholes are for fun
tremendous phallus
lunatic dream of a girl
but not for my butt
lightly built men good
well-endowed men not always
from anal viewpoint
eight inches of love
splitting your anus open
is this fun or what
male supremacy
they have a lucky prostate
don't argue with that
clumsy dicks rule not
choose your dildo with great care
lubricate it well
Thank you for entering my ku contest. This is a interesting write, but it may be more senryu than it is haiku. -
0.0 *caugh caugh* OUCH!
"eight inches of love
splitting your anus open
is this fun or what"
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lol, dude these are hilarious.. =) good job.. rofl Oo
this one is my fav..
eight inches of love
splitting your anus open
is this fun or what
dirty boy you ^^
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Hi, welcome back to the fold,lol, shall I kill the fatted calf or open a bottle of something good? well you are back and in full form, what would we do without you to spice up our days, all the best my friend, hugs Di
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To all readers: this little series got a lovely bronze medal in the erotica contest; I think it's the boy scout one wot dunnit.
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Yes I have looked at your gay poems and indeed I commented on several I liked, but you ignored those comments! I'm a bit dim over Jap poem forms so forgive me! Let's keep reading! What's the format for a Senryu? I can always change my wordings! Incidentally, try "The bisexual poet" (related to Edna!)
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Well, I must say that this was quite the read: you will have to check out my Homo-Erotic List and read: There Has To Be a First. I would change the title to read 7 Sexual Senyrus becauase they fit more into the Japenese form of a Senryu than a Haiku. Haiku involves nature, season, time; while Senryus are devoid of that and are more politically and sexually addressed. All in all, though, this was a great sequence of Senryus. Gregg
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Giggling to the end. My gosh you did wonders with your haiku. Just fantabastic. Wonderful write, and good luck in the contest. I think you did a really awesome job.
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ya you go girl, been there done that! woo hooo!
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My dear 'pride of hades': - thanks for comment but the first line is NOT one beat short in standard english as we pronounce 'realise' with three syllables! - I did not realise it is only pronounced with two syllables in american english - so say it the English way and now hopefully it can be your favourite again!
Edited on Mar 02, 6:03 p.m. because ''. -
my favorite was the first, although i was disappointed to find it was not a haiku, one beat short. keep penning, though.
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:: snort:: ah, don't we all need to be a little naughty once in a while. you're certainly living up to your name...very randy write!
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thank you 'faded'.........applause much appreciated.....hope you like my other smutty little efforts
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lmao..... congratulations to you for braving the wonderful poetic world concerning anal sex, large clumsy penises and lubed up vibrators! I think that my favourite was the first.... brownie points galore? Truely wonderful!
This gave me a good chuckle and has earned you some well-deserved applause
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funny. his one is funny. made me giggle the whole time!
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The first was my favorite but they are all great fun! Great write!
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boy scouts are cute - especially if they keep their hats on when they do it
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I really like it! I love Haikus! And I love naughty things! I don't see why no one would think these or why you'd be ridiculed for them. They are luciously naugty and I love the first one.. about the boy scout!
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