Fake Contest

Contest: Pity Me
by: IMSICK Feb 8, 3:33 a.m.   (bookmark) (print) (next)
Author's Last Login: 35 years ago
In Category: Sad, Angst, Hope

aS yOu aLl KnOw ThEsE lAsT fEw DaYs IvE bEeN dEaThLy IlL.........................i HaVe A cOuGh.............*coughs* sEe? NoW........mY sChOoL uSe To SeNd OuT gEt WeLl CaRdS......bUt ThEy DoNT aNy MoRe................. So Im aSkIng aLl oF u 2 RiTe a GeT wElL cArD.......................bUt u MuSt b in dA fOlLoWiNg gRoUps
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iM nEw 2 DiS sIgHt n dOnT hAvE ne fRienDs, soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ne 1 CaN EnTeR

i NeEd mOr pOiNts sO in OrDeR 2 eNtEr u must GiVe me 3000000000000000000000000000 pOiNts 2 me SOOOoOoOOooooooOOO dAt I cAn gIvE ouT pOiNts cUZ pOiNts mAtTer n i tInk DaTs a ImPoRtaNt POINt.............so I touGht Id PoInT dAt pOiNt Out 2 u..........geT maH PoINT???????????????????????????????????

FiRsT: FiRsT iS dA wOrSt 0ponits
sEcOnd:::::::: iS dAA BESTEST 1POINTs
ThIrD: Is  DA 1 wIt DA HaRy chEst

O, yea, b4 i 4gEt im aLsO gOnNa 2 aCcEpt DEPRESSIONing stuff. WhEn WrItIng DiS u MuSt MaKe iT sAd...........MaKe mE cRy, BUT YOU MUST HAVE FUN WhIlE WrItTing it

rUlEs: No sticky caps please, they annoy the living hell out of me.
WritE In AuThOrs BOx, Me=stUpid cuz Me reed aLl dA ruLz........................................................................................................................................................................................................] (you MuSt haVe aLl Of ThIs, EveRy DoT......Or I DisQuaLify U....... U MuSt aLsO haVe WhaT IM WrItInG NoW))))))))))))
ThIs MuSt b a PoEm
Dis MuST b a SToRy
U Must CaLL me n geT purMissIn 2 EnTer
2 gEt mi #NUmBer# u mUsT reEd aLL of Mi WoRk n TRY 2 breeak DA cODe

O....yea.... b4 I 4get u MuSt aLsO Rite bout how RaciSt dA gaMe Of POoL is

U must be Younger Dan 4 n oLdEr dan 19 2 EnTer
U MuSt b a LoSeR

O, yea, b4 i 4get, rItE boUt PrePs & sTer..stereo...ster..sterreotypes? IDK, stereotypes DATS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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WhEn WrItiNg DiS u CaNt UsE dA leTter o..............u gutta UsE 0 (ZerO)
UsE WeLl grAmmEr, plz.......................................

NOW MAKE A WISH
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SeNd DiS tO 10 PpL iN dA nExT 10 sEcOnDs n Ur WoRst EnEmy WilL KiSS U @ 6:31 AM TomOrRow MoRninG
ThE PoEm CaN OnLy BE RIttEn in SmIlEs

Laterz

p.s. No Prewrites

ENTRY INFO
Prewrites are accepted

This is a contest for 1 points.

It is still open! It will be closed for judging on Feb 14.