Cupid it's time to draw back your bow,
tell all the men they better beware,
they better buy a box of chocolate,
and own a pair of sexy underwear.
Now they can be a cute pair boxers
with little hearts or red lips,
or have cute smiley faces on them,
or some words that are really hip.
Now if you think you are in great shape,
a pair of red briefs would look great,
most men think they still look sexy,
even if they are 20 ponds overweight.
Now don't forget the beautiful flowers,
most women love the long stem red rose,
if you forget she's allergic to flowers,
then she will shove them up your nose.
And don't buy a big box of chocolate,
then tell her she is getting too fat,
look in the mirror at your big belly,
you can see where the chocolate is at.
Buy your Valentine card for her early,
before there are not any nice ones there,
make sure it says I love you sweetheart,
or you'll be alone with you sexy underwear.
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Written February 7th, 2005
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Very funny, great write!
Sandy, hehehe, yes, I can see him alone...looking at where all the choclate has gone,
in those great little boxers with hearts, oh if you could see what I'm visualizing in my mind I think you would be in tears laughing! This is great, All the best Sandy, I adore this! 
a few roses placed at your feet for the great vision of the man in all his glory, hehehe, Ann 
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Thank you so much for leaving suxh a nice comment. I do appreciate it. Take care, Sandy Take care.
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Thank you Chris for your wonderful comment on this silly poem. Iam not a writer of humor but I tried for Michael. Take care, Sandy
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ohhh!!! this is sooo cute i loved it completely u just captured the esence of valentines day completely how men really are in this holiday specifically. i loved the flow of it its really funny and beautifull use of words.
Happy Valentines Day!!
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No underwear would not help me Sandy, Flowers, yes would have to be flowers here, chocolates yes perhaps. But then I’d be told she was trying to lose weight. A home made card (better than shop quality) oh she would not have this nor a poem of love framed either? You ladies can often be hard to please. Now to take her out as a surprise this would do well
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Thank you for reading my poem and leaving a lovely comment. That was so nice and I appreciate it. Take care, Sandy
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Thank you for the nice comment. I do appreciate it. I'm glad it made you smile. Take care, Sandy
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cute
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Thanks for the comment pozo, I do appreciate it.
my friend. God Bless you Take care, Sandy
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Aww, this is probably the first time I heard you talk about underpants
Great poem, I liked it a lot So well written and deep- this was a really funny poem
Thanks for commenting on my poem
All the best,
Pozo
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This was adorable. You have captured wonderfully the spirit of the day. And given some very important tips to those men out there who are still as of yet clueless as to what we want. LoL Great job, good luck in the contest.
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Thank you so much for the nice comment. I always appreciate it. And it is always nice to hear from you. Take care, Sandy
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This is so cute! Hahaha I loved it. Especially the second-to-last stanza.
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