Laurel sucks,
Even though she is my friend.
She likes Charms of Luck,
Her poems she needs to mend.
She hates J.K. Rowling,
For killing Sirius Black.
On her knees she crawlin',
Stepping on bunches of cracks.
Making her way to the kitchen,
Holds her demon parakeet,
The parakeet looks like a blue hen,
Sore are her feet.
Finds her way to the mailbox,
Put the letter in,
Flips and curls her loxs,
Throws her chicken in a bin.
J.K. gets the mail,
Surprise by the hate letter,
Throws in Hail,
Things can only get better.+
Author notes
This never happened and Laurel is actually my best friend and we love to make fun of eachother so don't take me or her seriously. Her s/n is maeagle333.
Written February 3rd, 2005
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P.S. CARLY! DONT MAKE ME MAKE YOU MARRY ROBERT!
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MUHAHAHHA~
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Well i hate it personally because i am the Laurel!!!! Grrrrr!!!!!!!!!!
Just kidding though i will get my revenge you won't know where and you won't know when but i will get my revenge and on you too DancingGypsy!!!!! -
Cool poem, full on and a laugh to read, excellnt write.
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I LOVE IT TOO!
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YAY! I LOVE IT!
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