Adam and Eve's apparel was quite brief
Each of them wore a single fig leaf.
Cyrano had a whale of a nose
when he sneezed friends said "Thar she blows"
Not very tactful was Sir Galahad
Bragging about all the gals he had had.
A man whose breath is very beery
Likely has eyes that are quite bleary.
To trick her use liquor
Don't bicker,it's quicker.
Author notes
Written January 27th, 2005
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A contest entry
- Seven Years on Allpoetry by catz.
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Thank you for entering this amusing poem
Dee
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i love your style...very funny..lol
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Lol this was good..And strangely the rhyming was not forced at all
Ive been a bit sad and this cheered me up and made me smile so thats awesome 
All and all this was funny. Great job
~Lana
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I love your rhymes! they fit together and the second one compliments the first so well!!
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Great great great great great (As Hansi once said..)
These are hilarious, I love 'em.
Though that last one reminds of some poem about candy being dandy.... -grins-
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Lol good poem which I liked a lot- a lot of random little rhymes
Very funny, did you make them up? They're v good 
Keep writing, these were really good
All the best,
Pozo
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lol random! last lines made me chuckle somewhat heh, well done and thanks for making me smile .x.
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