Little Jack Horner in his corner had a fit
He found no plum in his pie,not even a pit.
Little Bo Peep's insomnia did mount
When she had nary a sheep to count.
When Mary's little lamb to a big sheep grew
Mary said adieu,enjoyed Lamb stew.
Said Little Miss Muffet I detest this Tuffet
Don't like to rough it,so you can stuff it.
Cinderella became quite chipper
When the Prince returned her slipper.
Little Boy Blue is quite forlorn
Someone put concrete in his horn.
Jack's not nimble, Jack's not quick
Collided with the candlestick
Mother Hubbard in cupboard found no bone
Her dog ran away, now she's all alone
Missus Spratt ate only fat, Jack ate only lean
Jack is a fat cat, she is a string bean.
Author notes
commented on Morning Poem by Keith
Written January 24th, 2005
In a list
A contest entry
- Hahaha! [contest] by DarkenedAuras.
300 points, ended January 23, 2006, 6 entries
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lol i love this! so messed up and yet so funny...thank you for making me laugh and for entering my contest! best of luck!
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i like this! i will never think of these rhymes the same way again! especially liked the lamb stew bit!
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Hey diddle diddle
With words you did fiddle
good one.Well done, Ros
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I would like to take this time to thank you for entering my contest and wish you the best of luck...again thank you
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Little boy blue billbard
was quite the nursery rhyming bard
for when he sat on his tuffet
what came out was witty couplets
and everyone on AP had quite a lark...
As always,I think your writting is to witty for words...
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lol... different look on nursery rhymes,
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Well this is quite refreshing from the real nursery rhymes
lol This is quite funny and really good Good Luck in my contest 
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Good!
Interesting! they are very silly indeed! I like it lots! by the way I'ma judge so that's who I am for this contest lol good luck in it! -
Lol.. .I wrote a poem that's almost like this one. "Chaos in nursery rhyme land" This was very funny, I loved it. Brilliant job
~Lana
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These are just darn silly
Looks like you may be on to something, though. If you're into rewritten Nursery Rhymes...may I suggest skipping over to Guardian's page (he's an AP poet)...and regaling yourself in "Mary Had a Little Lamb." It's the first in a three part series. I think you'll like it!!!
Cheers and cracking me up
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These are rally good. Really enjoyed them
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Nice
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These pieces of your are really amusing, I particully enjoyed this piece about the nursery rhyme charecters, good job keep up these very funny pieces as they you are a minority amoungst good drama, love, sad, dark and sci-fi pieces, good job.
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Awesome. They just get better and better. Keep up the funny and outstanding job. ---Later--- Parearoo
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