Backdrop-
The US Liberals of the 1930's and 1940's- anti-war and isolationist- kept America out of WWII. As a consequence the US military, which had been practicing with broomsticks, did not develop. Britian fell. Russia fell. China fell. (hear it)
The way was open for world conquest by Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan.
The last stepping stone was the USA, which was still holding military maneuvers with broomsticks. Hitler and Hirohito knew this, of course, and it emboldened them, and they rubbed their hands with delight...
So the Americans, having no allies left to fight on another front, and fighting with broomsticks themselves, (hear it) were quickly overrun, defeated, conquered, and enslaved by the combined forces of Nazi Germany, Imperial Japan, and their massive Slave Armies. (hear them)
The result- the New World Order, as follows:
The sound of goose-stepping-
March, march, march, march, (hear it)
Ein, zwei, drei, vier1 Heil, Bob!
(This is the guy who murdered his way
To the top of the Fascist pecking order
after Hitler died)…
Slave labor worldwide.
Slaves not being adequately fed?
The Nazi philosophy-
"Just work them till they die-
They reproduce like rabbits anyway." Nazi chants:
"Screw the environment!"
"Long live cruel exploiting Nazi Industrialists!"
They used up East Europe’s populations,
They’ve almost gone through
The Arabs and Persians,
The Africans are hard put to it,
The people of India are shackled,
As well as the Chinese.
What happened to the Jews, you ask? Long gone.
The Imperial Japanese?
The Nazis have a secret treacherous plan for them…
Meanwhile they’ve let the Japs
Have the Pacific rim countries
And the USA- West of the Mississippi. Now the Japanese infantry have plenty of fodder For bayonet practice...
Ah, life is good as a Nazi,
But there are bad side effects-
Almost all of the world’s historic artifacts
Are gone- pilfered by Nazi Party Officials
And then neglected, lost, or destroyed.
Typical of human nature.
Art, music, architecture, writing- All gone.
It’s like the human race never existed before Hitler.
In fact, that’s what the world's school children are being taught (outside of Imperial Japan's empire, of course, Where even darker things are taught).
Try to argue with the kids and they spit in your face
Then report you to the Gestapo…
(Scene): You are in a stark room, one light bulb
hanging from a cracked ceiling…
A Gestapo interrogator enters With papers of fabricated crimes That you will confess to…
“Sign zee papers!”
“Nooo, I don’t want to sign zee papers!”
“Sign zeeeeeee papers! Whack!”
“Ok, Ok, I’ll sign zeee papers…”
Technologically, everybody drives Volkswagens, of course,
And zeppelins rule the skies.
Bratwurst is the world’s official food, and
‘Hitler on Ice’ is the only show in town.
Ah, trying to keep the Aryan race pure is impossible-
What with all the beautiful young women in the world
At Nazi beck and call… There was a big propaganda drive Back in 2003 to counter it:
Yes, the gradual decline of the Third Reich and the Aryan Race
Over the next 10,000 years is inevitable-
But until then it's whoopee time…
wbiro
thanks for the venue to drive home this point to my liberal friends! Was creating this fun? Hell yaaaaah! Did it need to be said? Indubitably! Will this influence my liberal friends? Does a bear shit on the moon?! And to think I could have been sleeping instead!
note the upside down peace sign...
Notes: 1German counting '1, 2, 3, 4' shamelessly pilfered from shimmerysoup's entry.
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