New York City is colder than shit
And without a hat or my mitts
I decided to warm
My face from the storm
With curry-spanked-on-ethnic-tits.
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Written January 21st, 2005
In a list
A contest entry
- Freezing My Nuts Off! by Long Road Home.
300 points, ended January 24, 2005, 5 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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gotta love mulatto jugs
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Glad it made you laugh... Burnt the hell out of my eyes.
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This made me laugh.Good job.
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I laughed, I broke some crockery.
I'd heard you were a sloppy eater, but had always put it down to jealousy... -
the pride parade is the best parade in the city, at least in chicago. just buy some more smokes g
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and the name is so freaking superb
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this is an image i truly adore.... thanks horus...
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only you could come up with this one....good luck
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nothing beats a pair of tits as earmuffs. with that said, have a warm one.
~Suz -
Glad top see you are enjoying the city.
I like their gay pride parades best, myself. -
:
alls off chair laughing:: This cracked me up, which I'm guessing was the intention. ;-) Nice write!
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