My seventy-year-old friend took her first bite of the chocolate mousse pie she had ordered to top off our fabulous dinner and evening out. Her eyes closed in rapture; a low moan escaped her lips, followed by a deep-throated growl.
It was dinnertime at the popular restaurant and, unbeknownst to my friend her voice had risen and other diners were glancing her way. As another mouthful disappeared we were treated to further sounds of ecstasy.
Our waiter appeared to inquire how we found our meal.
My friend smiled beatifically.
Devilishly I said, “It’s the best sex she’s had in years!”
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Written January 19th, 2005
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Haha. This was cute and funny. I could just picture the whole thing in my head. Wonderful piece, so simple and funny too.
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that's great, very amusing. i liked this, well done. it was enjoyable. i do feel sorry for the old lady though. thanks for reading my work by the way.
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that is how i feel about the chocolate chip cookie i just ate, fresh from the oven. thanks for the giggle. viyanna r langager
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Poor little old lady.
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Holy moley! 
Yeah, I have had desserts that could easily pass for an alternate to sex. But not many. LOL This was too funny. Did it really happen?
~ John
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I have always maintained that chocolate is the primary female hormone.
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lol i love your work lol lol lol
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This is so funny, i am sure I was there, lol. just great.
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Hehe, awesome drabble. It's probably very true too. I wouldn't mind getting me some of that cake for myself ... and maybe some for my girlfriend too. Excellent job.
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hahahhahaha, i remember a line i read on a site "reasons why chocolate is better than"
nicely done
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Some days, chocolate is way better then sex.. loved it
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brilliant
Yeah! That's awsome story!
... for me its not only wonderful food.. but even music;-)
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this amused me... sometimes I envy women because i can eat how much I want and still be skinny yet damn! I'm missing so much... the feeling I'm doing the taboo thing that would make me add a few pounds more but uh oh it feels sooooo good!
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It was good for me too. Hey, sometimes dessert is better than sex. Well depends on the partner but chocolate mousse pie is always good. Enjoyed much and thanks for the grins.
Desiree
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wow this is so funny. awesome. i needed a laugh today!
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excellent
Wonderful. I can truly appreciate this story.
Doesn't have to be sex to be great.
Hmmm......coffee.
thanks,
Talia
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Ah, a very much needed chuckle this morning. I can always count on you. This is just darling! Hugs, Patricia
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