Poets change the world
So what are you waiting for?
Ah, a little more money
That resolution to exercise more -
- To come into meaning, more.
Mortgage rates to lower
That new gas powered leaf blower?
Tight jeans, and gothic-powder'd-whores
To explode in a rich symphony
Of honey mustard mcnuggets?
Yes, me too...
Me too!
Love, to grab you by your face,
and slap you silly with a gasping mullet
Skinless cows churning in -
- Massive vats of red butter
Nigger presidents
Cowboy-ing the border
Spam flavored lamb
A quick wham with Pam?
(Favorite over 40 waitress)
Twelve more pockets in your pants
A coffee table that floats and chants
A better inbred dog that'll dance
When you're drunk, and bitch
For a bone, and stick of jerky.
Perhaps, you're down for Colorado
And the bomb
A daughter with baton
A wife that'll get it on
With whomever gets free dental
Come on poets, change the world
From a hermitage let the scrolls unfurl
And change your life with a mighty twirl
Of pig tails, and chained wallet.
Ben Afleck will always be chasing Amy
But I'm chasing him, with the magical
singing boner OF JUSTICE
To fill his sole with a soda ad
From the bow'ls of my legal pad.
I am a GIANT
Loner
With an ill
Agenda
Hear me
Score!
Come on, do the standing wave
You fucking slaves.
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(What a bore)
Written January 17th, 2005
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Why Mr. H, there you go again, making me want to strip my bra off and burn that motherfucker!
I LOVED this...slap, slam and slicing...and yeah, I agree Bush is a nigger-fuck-faggot...goddamn assvarmit...and I salute you for being brave enough to just spit it out there...now if only everyone else would grow a nutsack...
Anyhoo, like Scott said, this is a prime example of what we hope to feature in AltWrite...or at least what I hope to see, tee hee, cause Joni once said, "...I'm frightened of the devil, and I'm drawn to those of them who ain't afraid..."
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I can read a poem from you and just be so amazed by what you say, so blown away by your thought process.
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This was very fun to read. It's got a great rhythm. I don't really have any suggestion for revision, because I'm looking at it as a spoken word piece... the rules are a little different. Have you read it aloud yourself? Very good write.
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You're insane. I think I actually like this. I must be too. This was fun to read aloud.
Desiree -
you are insane.... and you should go ahead and admit it.
quite brilliant actually in a sperm pudding sort of way.
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We are poets. We write words. Thats just what we do. Nobody said they have to all sound pretty. We write to convey a certain emotion or message and in order to do so, we must use metaphors or adjetives. I hate in when people give me hell for using profanity in my writing. why is everyone so friggin sensitive anymore? I could use it as a adjetive...IE....Im having a fucking great time. Its just words people. It would of been different if he stated...I hate niggers or something like that, then I would figure he was a racist, but he didnt. He used the word whore too and nobody got offended by that, but as soon as someone says nigger all hell breaks loose. I have absolutly no tolerance for rascism myself, but come on.
Horus, A lot of your poetry goes right over my head...like I won't have a fucking clue what your talking about...but its your tongue-in-cheek style that always keeps me coming back to read more.
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Drama drama. I like it.
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Yay! A fight over racism!
Horus, I've read a lot of your poetry, and I really like your sense of freedom, but on some level it just seems like you're looking for a fight, and the politically correct people on this site are more than willing to give you that.
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See - this is what I am talking about! Poetry that incites is definitely Alt. Now comes the part where I say "Best of luck in the contest."
Scott -
Horus8,
I think it is a wonderful thing for you to express your opinions through poetry. I believe in a person right to say and write what they want. I dont know what country the people that commeted on your poetry are from but here in the US, we have a little thing called the 1st ammendment, I think they should pay heed to the part about free press and speech. I also included a quote that I believe is by Voltaire but I have been told differently before. Please understand that the quote I included is also intended for those who commented negatively. I personally enjoy your writing.
CONGRESS SHALL MAKE NO LAW RESPECTING AN ESTABLISHMENT OF RELIGION, OR PROHIBITING THE FREE EXERCISE THEREOF; OR ABRIDGING THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH, OR OF THE PRESS; OR THE RIGHT OF THE PEOPLE PEACEABLY TO ASSEMBLE, AND TO PETITION THE GOVERNMENT FOR A REDRESS OF GRIEVANCES.
"I detest what you write, but I would give my life to make it possible for you to continue to write." --- Voltaire
Now with all of that said, I guess it would only be fair that they have the right to comment how they see fit, but if they are going to do that they should expect feedback and not get hostile.
Anyway, I know none of what I say probably makes a difference, I just wanted to let you know that I respect a persons freedom to express themselves as they see fit. Pen On!!!!!
Anna
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If you think I'm a hippy?
Dude, you're way beyond salvage.
Let the world destroy itself?
What are you high on a supersized wendy's meal deal?
That's not evolution friend, that's malthusianism on bad brown
acid. I'm a 30 year old father of two. I rather like this planet
I don't want people to blow it up, know why?
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George Bush is the biggest nigger in the world, that's undebatable.
You have a problem with my choice of words, but honestly that's your problem not mine, otherwise, I wouldn't have used it. But there's a time and a place for the word nigger, and this was the time, and I'm sure if I was chillin with my home shizzles jocking some ho-hos and rapping about my mazzaratti, you wouldn't have a problem? I don't live in the early 1900's I live today, "words will never hurt me" Unfortunately, I don't have sails, I'm a nuke sub.
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Fcuk off, you think there really needs to be another poem about some hippie whinning about whats wrong with the world? Have you ever stopped to think that maybe this is supposed to happen, Screw it, let the human race destroy itself, Evolution right?
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No thanks.
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A headache from Uranus
I often wonder what attracts hobbyists to poetry.
Here let me regress:
1. the majoritty of your nuke missiles are in and made in COLORADO
By middle class white american's with a BBQ and 1957 haircut.
Basically I just described in deep simile and metaphor, what's wrong
with our society. How you coudn't read into that? Well, I'm not even
Going to go out on a limb and play lets debate history with someone
that needs already dumb poetry even further stupified to understand,
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Great peom otherwise
I liked this poem a great deal but the phrase nigger president let the wind out of your sails. What did you mean being that this is normally a socially unacceptable term? Agenda? Poets are positive even when we are negative and I would love some clarity from the horses' mouth on meaning if you'd be so kind. Please critic a poem too. -
Yeah, well what else is new.
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WTF?
Perhaps, you're down for Colorado
And the bomb
A daughter with baton
A wife that'll get it on
With whomever gets free dental
Come on poets, change the world
From a hermitage let the scrolls unfurl
And change your life with a might twirl
Of pig tails, and chained wallet.
I guess I completely missed the point
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