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Hi and welcome to my page of awesomeness! PLease hold your applause until the end!

You might know me by my last usernames-

k i t t i e

KittyLover 

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Here are some things about MUA! ♥

1. Any nicknames? Akunamatatah! (akuna for short)

2. Mother's name:  mind your own beeswaxes!

3. What is your favorite non alcoholic drink? uhhhhh............anything sparkling!

4. Tattoos? eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww no!

5. Body piercing? ears

6. How much do you love your job? Me? A JOB????? HA!

7. Birthplace: STALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8. Favorite vacation spot? CAMP FREIDENSWALD!!!!
9. Ever been to Africa ? i wish!
10. Ever eaten cookies for dinner? sadly, no
11. Ever been on TV? YES! (for like, 2 seconds on a news thing)
12. Ever steal any traffic signs? no

13. Ever been in a car accident? yes
14. Was it your fault? NO WAY

15. 4 Doors? what?!

16. Salad dressing?  rasberry
17. Favorite Pie? Chocolate
18. Favorite number? 4

19. Favorite Movie? Wall-e and Twilight and Mama Mia

20. Favorite Holiday? Christmas

21. Favorite alcoholic drink? NOPE...im 12!

22. Favorite Food?  SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

23.Favorite day of the week? Friday

24.Favorite song? I'm yours!

25. full name? YOUR FACE

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If you would like to see the movies that me and my friends made, go to this link! They are AWESOME!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/user/RandomCheeseProd

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A word that should be added to the dictionary made up by ME!!! (hehehe)-

Emoment (E-MO-MENT)

A moment in which one is acting emo (lol)

RANDOM

I'm sorry to inform you that your grandma had a heart attack this morning. She was shopping for Moo Juice when a giant pickle popped out of the carton and savagely killed 19,000 vegetables, then created a frankfurter-stein. This beast began to pelt mustard and ketchup at the pickle, forcing him into retirement. Then your grandmother died.-Sophie

YAY



1. Any nicknames? nope
2. Mother's name:  mind your own buisness!

3. What is your favorite non alcoholic drink? uhhhhh............anything sparkling!

4. Tattoos? eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww no!

5. Body piercing? ears

6. How much do you love your job? Me? A JOB????? HA!

7. Birthplace: STALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8. Favorite vacation spot? CAMP FREIDENSWALD!!!!
9. Ever been to Africa ? i wish!
10. Ever eaten cookies for dinner? sadly, no
11. Ever been on TV? YES! (for like, 2 seconds on a news thing)
12. Ever steal any traffic signs? no

13. Ever been in a car accident? yes
14. Was it your fault? no
15. 4 Doors? what?!

16. Salad dressing?  rasberry
17. Favorite Pie? Chocolate
18. Favorite number? 4

19. Favorite Movie? Wall-e and THe Bucket List and Mama Mia and Rent
20. Favorite Holiday? Halloween and Christmas

21. Favorite alcoholic drink? yuck! I'm 12!

22. Favorite Food?  SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

23.Favorite day of the week? Friday

24. full name? YOUR FACE

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 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
1) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, “Hi Chinel. How’s your day been?”
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator while saying work it girl! And telling them to pose.
8)Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the cornerwith a wind up clock in it, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, “Did you feel that?”
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they open again!”
15) Swat at flies that don’t exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, “Group Hug!” and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “Your one of THEM!” and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, “I have new socks on”.
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is MY personal space”