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Firstly, thank you for taking the time to find out about me. Sorry if I disappoint you, there's not that much to know about me.



Anyway, My name is Lynnsey, I'm 20 and I live in the north east, UK.
I gave birth to my first child, a beautiful 7lbs baby boy on 16th April 2008, my partner and I have called him Alex.

I am a spiritualist, I believe that people can communicate with spirits, I communicate with the spirits, they put words into my mouth and I have a compulsion to say it out loud, I can't help it, I know people before I've spoken to them. (It's not a case of 'tell me something' it just happens.) I can't control it yet, I'm still quite new to it all, the  whole being a medium business that is. I believe that we all have our own spirit guides that are there to watch out for us and help us when we need it. I've been told I've got a young brightly dressed gypsy with a bag of money who follows me around and I know there's a cat who sits on my bed with me at night while I sleep and recently a spider has been walking up and down my arm. I believe in ghosts too, I know I've seen a few. As crazy as that sounds it's my belief and I'm not going to try and force it onto you as long as you don't force yours onto me.

FAVE QUOTES

'I'm not gay, unless you're from Newcastle and by gay you mean owns a coat' - JIMMY CARR
'it's clearly a budget, it's got lots of numbers in it - GEORGE BUSH
'Drugs and beards, that leads me neatly onto the Taliban' - BILL BAILEY
'I'm gonna do something so exciting I'll make you shit in your eyeballs with glee' - GAZ (2 PINTS OF LAGER AND A PACKET OF CRISPS)
'Sheree has started her pubicals, you know, she's got to put cotton wool up her bum for the rest of her life' - 9 YEAR OLD TWINS
'You could always ask Jeeves "what color is my car?"'- A ETHAN, A FRIEND OF MINE
'Would you like a piece of cake?' - ETHAN (TO MY 2 DAY OLD BABY)
'who is she and why is she round' - MY MATE RACHEL'S 13 YEAR OLD BROTHER
'yer ma!!' - THE SAME 13 YEAR OLD
'there's only two full gays in chopwell, you and gay Garry, the one with the false eye' - AIMEE
'It's a tea cup (pause) I'm going to kill you with my tea cup' - Riddick (Chronicles of Riddick)

'Mind freeze...I know what we must do... find the ring, save the love' SUPER ERIC (TNA)