My02U• Show poetry

Page makeover, loves. It was getting dusty.

*cobweb*

So. Me. Ummm.

I like music (Elton John, Billy Joel, Billy Gilman in 2000, Train, Neil Diamond, Maroon5, etc.)

One of the best songs ever is "Drops of Jupiter"

Excuse me while I go sing it into a hairbrush.

You can get a pretty good idea of who I am by reading this page, but who wants to get a good idea of who I am?

So just...
Go with the flow down to the bottom of the page.
If you still like me after that, well, there's poetry down there.
Read it.

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"This makes me very sad, and I feel like we need to have a little chat. See... we never have heart to heart talks anymore... and i never get flowers... or chocolates... I mean, I dont know about you, but this relationship just isn't working for me!"

~my idiot Ancient Cultures teacher from last year

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"Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind, "Pooh!," he whispered.
"Yes, Piglet?"
"Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw. "I just wanted to be sure of you."
~From House on Pooh Corner

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Lovey: Mr George*, your classroom is freezing. You should tell the administrators to turn up the heat.
Mr George: Ok, Lovey**, but you can wear my coat in the meantime!"

* not his real name
** my ap name - he did not actually call me Lovey. if he had i woulda knocked his lights out. this from a girl who is just barely five feet, but still.

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When I was at music camp we were going to have a huge costume party and all of my girlfriends were going as guys and my guyfriends were going as girls. wish i had a picture of that, but my camera was zonked! So basically we were all swapping clothes and for some reason everyone knew about poor Ansel giving us his pants. Eventually we began fighting over who would get to wear them...


“I heard you were wearing Ansel’s pants”
“No, I’m not.”
“You should.”
“But they’re too big!”
“How too big?”
“Like mens’ size 36. You could fit 10 of me in there!”
“Hey, Helen should wear Ansel’s pants!”
“No! I wanna wear them!”
“No, ME! No, ME!”
“How about Ansel wears his own pants?”
“Ugh. You’re so boring.”

Several weeks later…

“Ansel lost his pants. Do you have them?”

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"Hannah's Torah portion can be applied to our daily lives. In the olden days, people had goats. Now, raise your hand if you have a goat." Lovey tentatively raises her hand. "See!?!" shouts the Rabbi, "noone has goats anymore in our society! Goats are archaic, and people who have them are archaic!!!"

~the Rabbi at Hannah's Bat Mitzvah

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In art class:

"Hey, Drew, I saw your sister at the concert the other night." meaning the orchestra concert at our school.
"Oh, yeah, Ethan, she was there. Wait a second. You went to a Girl Authority concert?"
*the room suddenly became very, very quiet...*

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Paul is poking Lovey with his bass bow so she can't go by with her bass. She shouts - really loud, in front of the entire Junior Repertory orchestra of the Boston Youth Symphony...


"STOP IT, YOU... YOU BUTT!!!!"

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Die well. Like a grape. Now, please.

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"Oh, hot #$*%! This is my ja-"
"Daphne, please stop. You can't sing."
"I'm hot. You're cold. You g-"
"Daphy, stop it. It is not funny. IT IS NOT FUNNY, DAPHY!"
"Soulja boy I d-"
"Daphers, SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Ansel: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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"Mary is a frog. Jon is a zebra. Kentra is an orangutan." (Kentra's my sister)
"What's an orangutan?"
"It's a type of fat, hairy monkey. Wait. I didn't mean that..."

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My AP Family consists of:

Katrina906 is my AP big sissie!
I am DeadlyTurnip's AP goat!
Malvolio is my AP mentor!
My all-time bestest friend and AP twin sister is checkmate-!
My AP grape (inside joke for anyone who was at my amazingly cool 13th birthday party) is Wydra!
My AP dinosaur is Loveisnogame. he doesn't know it yet.

These are people that I "enjoy the company of" very much. If you are mean to them while I am around, expect to loose a few teeth!

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