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Im a genuinely nice guy who likes to make people smile.  That about sums me up.  Oh yeah, I live in AZ.  If my singing sounds bad, your ears are off-tune.  If my jokes aren't funny, you're sense of humor is, umm, off-CARtoon.  HA!  Oh man, I'm a smash.  Oh, no, wait, I lied.  I nor anyone else who's reading this thinks I'm on hash.

Poets who deserve mention way more honorable than me:
{Somebodys Hero} - My alter ego AND replacement Neil
{TheMidnight} - My ex girlfriend Amanda
{UsuckIrock} - My little sister who rules Kourtney
{HelianFaery} - The girl who started Sequoia on AP AND one of the people I confide in most Sydney
{PunkRocPrincess} - My super cool friend Krissy
{Mystyc} - My dear aunt Jennifer
{YourCheerBear666} - Jesyka whatserface.  JK *BEWARE* Her poetry is explicit!
{surrealistpoet} - A poet who surpasses my poetic prowess
{Azume} - Another good poet I met
{Open Eyes} - My fellow contest hating poeteer

Read up! They're all really good

What I like:
www.homestarrunner.com, movies(mostly action and comedy), music(mostly alt. rock, punk, ska, and christian), watching movies, acting, making my friends laugh, video games.

What I dislike:
Cantaloupe, RAP(Except DC Talk's early stuff), The Beastie Boys!

Fave Bands:
Papa Roach, Chevelle, Format, Thousand Foot Krutch, Yellow Card, Shinedown, Crossfade, Breaking Benjamin, Trapt, and the list goes on and on...

"Rest easy
have no fear
I love you perfectly
love drives out fear

Ill take your burden
You take my grace
Rest easy
In my embrace"
-Audio Adrenaline "Rest Easy"

"If they're making it,
Then they're pushing it,
And they're leading us along.

The hassle of
All the screaming fits
That panic makes remorse."
-Chevelle "Vitamin R"

"Wish I had your faults,
Nothing seems to phase you.
Lies, You're much more than just human."
-Chevelle "An Evening With El Diablo"

"Am I still breathing, have I lost that feeling
Am I made of glass 'cause you see right through me
I don't know who I am and you're the only one who sees that
I can't ask these questions that cannot be answered today"
-Trapt "Made of Glass"

"'I want you to take me, Garth!'
'Take you where?  Cuz Im low on gas and you need a jacket.'"
-Wayne's World 2

"If I had a nickel for every e-mail I get, I would throw them at people in the food court.  From that railing.  Like up above."-Strong Bad

"Hey Mawzeepan!  Look at that ugly Bird!"-Homestar Runner

"'You love the middle ages don't you??'
'Sir, yes sir!'
'The concept of a geocentric universe gets you sexually excited, doesn't it??'
'Sir, yes sir!'
'You want to make seventeenth century mathmetician Johannes Kepler your bitch, don't you??'
'Sir yes sir!'"
-Family Guy

"Helping people is the only reward that I ever etcetera."
-Homer, The Simpsons

"Hey, I took a poll and I was right.  The rest of the angels ARE jealous." -ME!  I came up with that line.  Im so proud!

"Hey Janelle, Chevelle wrote a song about you, its called 'Comfortable Liar'!" HA

"I miss you like I miss my feet.....WHY?!?  WHY HAVE MY FEET FORSAKEN ME?!?!?" -Me again...its 11:30 and Im tired....SHUT UP YOUR DUMB

"Yoshi's on crack!  Yoshi's gonna overdose and DIE!"-Neil

*Points to self, points to knee, lotus hands*

HE'S THE MAN HE'S THE MAN HE'S THE MAN HE'S THE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! HAHAHAHA  No one gets it but me and Neil!

My Poetry

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My Stories

  • OK guys, here's the deal.  As you all know, recently I haven't written anything at all.  And for those of you who don't know, PAY ATTENTION!    Anyways,
    149 lines, 9 comments, September 3, 2004. In <200 lines, Inspirational
  • (Hmm, lets see here.)  *Type writer clacking*  (No no, wait.)  *Backspace clacking repeatedly*  (Sheesh, this is harder than I thought.)*Clack, clack, clack
    198 lines, 25 comments, July 23, 2004. In <200 lines, Humor

Guest Book

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  • Omega Rain : Your last poem was posted August 2005?!?! on May 7, 2008
    What a sad and desolate poetry page. Where is your poetry? No inspiration? I don't know who you are, but I'd love to see NEW poem-ry. =]
  • Lady-of-Twilight on February 6, 2007
    Hey, can I get your e-mail address? I would love to talk to you, but I can't get on myspace. So, can I have your e-mail address?
  • Lady-of-Twilight on October 19, 2006
    Hello darling! How are you? We haven't talked in a long time and I thought it was time for me to pop in and chat a bit. What is your e-mail address? It's much easier that way. I miss you and everyone down there so much! Anyway, talk to you later! Love ya!
    ~Liz~
  • Lady-of-Twilight on December 8, 2005
    Hey doll. How are ya? We haven't talked in a while... how's life? Just wanted to drop in a talk for a while... love ya friend!
    ~Liz~

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