Monkey3243• Show poetry

i love to be me
cause im orgnial
and if your not orginal
then your a copy
and who likes a copy

i love my friends
and love my enimes

i love to fight
but i dont go looking for trouble

i love this planet
and think we should do what we can to save it.

so do something!!!!

look at me with my pretty braclet and tiara... im a f u ck in' princess~Gerard Way~ My Chemical Romance

let the creattive juices flow, and just let go!!!~me


Doesn't it make you wonder?

Spread the Stupidity

Only in America ...... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
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Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
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Only in America .....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
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Only in America .....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage .
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Only in America ...... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? ___________________________________

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? ___________________________________

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ___________________________________

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? ___________________________________

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? ___________________________________

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?___________________________________

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? ___________________________________

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?___________________________________

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? ___________________________________

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? ___________________________________

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? ___________________________________

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! ___________________________________

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? ___________________________________

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?___________________________________

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? ___________________________________

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? ___________________________________

why everyone can see physical pain and help you
but for mental pain they lock you in a mental hospital?
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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.





~*If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy and paste this into your profile.


~*If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile


~*93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile


~*Dorks are cool. Dorks are smart. Dorks will one day rule the universe. If you're a Dork and proud of it, copy this into your profile.



ever wonder why stores but stoff for like $1 and sell it for like $20? rip