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92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore.
If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their butts off, put this in your profile.



THE STEREOTYPES THAT APPLY TO ME:

I'M EMO, SO I MUST CUT MY WRISTS
I SPEAK MY MIND, SO I MUST BE A BITCH
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, SO I MUST NOT HAVE MORALS.
I AM LIBERAL, SO I MUST BE GAY
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, SO I MUST be crazy.
I'M IRISH, SO I MUST HAVE A BAD DRINKING PROBLEM
I WEAR SKIRTS A LOT, SO I MUST BE A SLUT
I'M A PUNK, SO I MUST DO DRUGS.
I'M YOUNG, SO I MUST BE NAIVE
I WEAR BLACK, SO I MUST BE A GOTH
I'M BLOND, SO I MUST BE A STUPID DITZ.
I'M a WHITE GIRL, SO I MUST BE A  NAGGING STEAL-YOUR-MONEY GIRLFRIEND.
I'M NOT A VIRGIN, SO I MUST BE EASY
I'M ITALIAN, SO I MUST HAVE A BIG PETER
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, SO I MUST BE AN ATTENTION WHORE.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS SO I MUST BE LOOKING FOR ATTENTION
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, SO I MUST BE FUCKING THEM ALL
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, SO I MUST BE A SLUT
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, SO I MUST BE A POSER
I'M GERMAN, SO I MUST BE A NAZI
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, SO I MUST BE GAY TOO
I wear BOY'S CLOTHES SO I MUST BE A LESBIAN
I'M POSTING THIS SO I MUST BE A GROUPIE


(((WRITE ONES PERTAINING TO YOU OR WRITE NEW ONES)))
*****POST THIS IS YOU BELIEVE STEREOTYPING IS WRONG*****

Have you ever

General:
( ) Smoked a cigarette
(x) Drank so much you threw up
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
() Been arrested
( ) Gone on a blind date
(x) Skipped school
(x) Seen someone die
(x) Been to Canada
(x) Been to Florida
(x) Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Been lost
(x) Been on the opposite side of the country
(x) Gone to Washington , DC
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like dying....
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
() Played cops and robbers
(x) Recently colored with crayons
(x) Sang karaoke badly
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) Made prank phone calls
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
( ) Laughed until liquid came out of the other end
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
(x) Danced in the rain
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(x) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(x) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
( ) Made a bonfire on the beach
(x) Crashed a party
(x) Gone roller-skating
(x) Ice-skating

Relationships:
(x) I've had someone cheat on me.
( ) I've gone on a blind date.
() I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
(xxx) I miss someone right now.
(x) have a fear of commitment.
(x) I have a fear of abandonment.
(x) I've cheated in a relationship.
(x) I've been the cheatee ( if that means that you were the person some cheated on their gf/bf with )
( ) I've gotten divorced
(x) I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
(x) I've told someone I loved them
(x) I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality:
( ) I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
( ) I've had a crush on a teacher.
(x) I am a cuddler.
(x) I love to flirt.
(x) I've been kissed in the rain.
(x) I've hugged a stranger.
(x) have kissed a stranger.

Honesty/Crime:
( ) I am a terrible liar.
(x) I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
(x) I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
(x) I've snuck out of my house.
(x) I have lied to my parents about where I am.
(xxx) I am keeping a secret from the world
(x) I've cheated while playing a game.
(x) I've cheated on a test.
(x) I've run a red light.
(x) I've been suspended from school.
(x) I've witnessed a crime.
(x) I've been in a fist fight.
() I've been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol:
(x) I've consumed alcohol.
(x) I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
(x) I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
(x) I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
( ) I can't swallow pills.
(x) I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
(x) I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
(x) I shut others out when I'm depressed.
(x) I take anti-depressants.
( ) I'm anorexic or bulimic.
(x) I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
( ) I'm addicted to adrenaline
(x) I've hurt myself on purpose
(x) I'm addicted to self harm
(x) I've woken up crying.
(x) I've cried myself to sleep.

Death and Suicide:
( ) I'm afraid of dying.
(x) I hate funerals.
(x ) I've seen someone die.
(x) Someone I know has attempted suicide.
( x) Someone close to me has committed suicide.
(x) I've attempted suicide.

Random:
() I can sing well.
( ) I open up to others easily.
(x) I watch the news (occasionally).
(x) I don't kill bugs.
(x) I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
(x) I curse regularly.
() I sing in the shower.
( ) I am a morning person.
( ) I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
( ) I'm a snob about grammar.
( ) I am a sports fanatic.
( x) I twirl my hair
( ) have "x"s in my screen name
() I love being neat *Sometimes*
( ) I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
(x) I bake well.
( ) My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
(x) I would wear pajamas to school.
( ) I like Martha Stewart.
(x) I know how to shoot a gun.
( ) I am in love with love.
( ) I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
(x) I laugh at my own jokes.
(x) I eat fast food weekly
() I believe in ghosts/spirits.
( ) I am on-line 24/7, even as an away message.
( ) I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
(X) I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
(x) I am really ticklish.(depending on where)
( ) I love white chocolate
(x) I bite my nails
() I play video games (sometimes)
(x) I'm good at remembering faces.
(X) I'm good at remembering names.
( ) I'm good at remembering dates.
( ) I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
( ) I have tried to join a circus and failed.