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List: Humor

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  • Chocolate ***
    Chocolate screams to me calling me by name
    I only eat it, to keep myself tame.
    21 lines, 34 comments, on Jul 11 8:30 PM 2004. In Love, Humor
  • Nectar of the Gods
    nectar of the gods
    fulfills my every desire
    2 lines, 15 comments, on Jul 13 4:37 PM 2004. In Humor
  • My Belly Is Bloated
    My belly is bloated all I can do is moan.
    Lay on the couch, trying to breathe while I groan.
    20 lines, 25 comments, on Nov 25 9:28 PM 2004. In Humor
  • Dude named Sam ( Lymerick)
    There once was a dude named SAM
    He spent all day eating fried spam
    4 lines, 15 comments, on Mar 27 10:34 PM 2005. In Humor
  • Over The Moon **
    We are all going camping I guess I'll have to pack,
    I'm bringing my deluxe mattress so soft on my back.
    31 lines, 31 comments, on Jun 11 7:45 PM 2005. In Humor
  • Mr. GoodBar
    8 lines, 27 comments, on Sep 13 1:22 PM 2005. In Humor
  • Rule The Universe
    I would like to
    Rule the universe
    3 lines, 12 comments, on Nov 2 9:12 AM 2005. In Humor
  • The Note *
    On the way to the bank
    I got a flat tire
    35 lines, 19 comments, on Nov 7 8:50 PM 2005. In Humor
  • Chocolate Fling **
    I'm hooked on milk chocolate, what can I say,
    Without it, I can barely make it through the day.
    17 lines, 19 comments, on Jan 1 5:03 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Do The Time **
    Once more the *Partners n crime* are locked *in this cell*
    Fifthdove is screaming *let me out* as clear as a bell.
    22 lines, 10 comments, on Jan 23 6:46 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Fastest Frog Alive *
    Strapped on me peg leg and hopped out west,
    Fastest frog alive, I am simply the best.
    17 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 25 2:29 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Black Velvet *
    Hanging in the closet
    I must say I am sexy
    12 lines, 9 comments, on Mar 26 11:15 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Too Lazy To Fly **
    Walking on clouds because I am to lazy to fly,
    Living on fried eggs, because I love how they fry.
    23 lines, 15 comments, on Apr 15 10:38 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Santa Limps
    Did you hear about
    The Seven Dwarfs
    16 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 18 4:47 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Scuba Diver
    17 lines, 8 comments, on Apr 28 5:55 PM 2006. In Humor
  • There Once Was an Old Woman
    There once was an old woman
    Who lived in the house next door
    17 lines, 23 comments, on May 15 7:02 PM 2006. In Adult humor
  • Partners in Crime **
    Queen was hitchhiking out it the outback,
    Wattle came along driving an old hack.
    47 lines, 11 comments, on May 28 10:00 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Natures Gift
    Naturally sweet
    Lucious to eat
    8 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 13 5:51 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Naughty List *
    Santa was oh so bad, he made the naughty list,
    Swigging homemade wine, he simply couldn't resist.
    19 lines, 3 comments, on Dec 21 5:40 PM 2006. In Humor
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