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Standing in line at my local grocery store,
the wait was long and it was a bore.16 lines, 8 comments, on Jul 29 5:47 AM. In Humor -
Stopped off at Starbucks for my Monday morning brew
Love it when I have time for an extra or two20 lines, 7 comments, on Aug 7 9:08 AM. In Humor -
Migraines are a devil from hell
When inside your head they come to dwell15 lines, 7 comments, on Aug 11 11:14 AM. In Humor -
Oh great genie, I bow to thee
For three wishes you’re granting me -
The little snow babies all ran in fear
Of the big bad snow monster coming near -
Please believe me
I’m not lying to you12 lines, 10 comments, on Feb 14 7:49 PM 2008. In Humor
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Oh boy!!! I’m in trouble galore.
The pretty scene just too much to ignore. -
My clothes dryer is a sneaky kind
Pulling tricks that simply blow my mind17 lines, 10 comments, on Feb 29 7:54 AM 2008. In Humor
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Snowmen for sale, better buy yours fast.
At this cheap price, they simply won’t last.8 lines, 7 comments, on Mar 24 9:21 AM 2008. In Humor
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Mr. England, just look what I have found
You will simply love it I am bound14 lines, 10 comments, on Mar 27 8:38 AM 2008. In Humor
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Oh my gosh, are you kidding
That trail looks way to forbidding4 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 7 3:11 PM 2008. In Humor
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My brothers and I wanted to play a game
Now I’m hurt and they’re to blame10 lines, 17 comments, on Apr 8 5:02 PM 2008. In Humor
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“I’m having a baby!” was the scream heard
Except it wasn’t a woman to utter those words16 lines, 8 comments, on Apr 13 6:12 PM 2008. In Humor -
Sitting here turning to skin and bones
Waiting for the perfect man to come along -
Mr. evil fake pastor, don’t you know
Being sneaky is no way to go -
You are too young to really know
So let me inform you on what is so30 lines, 6 comments, on Jun 9 11:31 AM 2008. In Humor
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That fish jumped out of it’s tank
your chain, I’m not trying to yank.4 lines, 8 comments, on Jun 24 7:09 AM 2008. In Humor
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Scared to move even an inch
She has me sweating and in a pinch -
I remember this ugly little guy
He tried to move into my house on the sly -
I have told you quite politely to leave me alone
If you keep hanging around my cover could be blown -
I always wondered what my muse looked like
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I ran across an old list the other day
Of childish sayings my son use to say -
My wife tried to warn me
That this day would come to pass -
You want a funny story about my day
I grin while shaking my head in dismay -
That big bully pushed me right out of my bed
And made me get in his little one instead7 lines, 9 comments, on Jan 9 11:29 AM. In Humor
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Its time to call your local tax preparer man
In hopes of collecting a refund while you can27 lines, 5 comments, on Jan 14 6:36 AM. In Humor -
Slapping the remote against your hand
Cursing cause it won’t fulfill your demand14 lines, 7 comments, on Jan 14 9:55 AM
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I jumped out of bed and to my surprise
I spied an elephant right before my eyes15 lines, 7 comments, on Jan 20 8:59 AM. In Humor
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A second honeymoon we decided to undertake
to rekindle some romance for our marriages sake.13 lines, 15 comments, on Apr 26 8:49 AM. In Humor
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As time moves on and I grow older
I find my aches are getting bolder5 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 27 1:17 PM -
Teeth hurt and both ears have pain too
Can hardly bend over to put on my shoes9 lines, 9 comments, on Apr 28 2:57 PM. In Humor -
Out for a day of errands on the fly,
time was short and kept speeding by.20 lines, 11 comments, on May 19 10:41 AM. In Humor -
At our department, when they lower your rank
The employee benefits become more like a prank16 lines, 7 comments, on May 29 5:41 PM. In Humor
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Floating on my bed in a sea of white
Land looming near, yet just out of sight7 lines, 7 comments, on Jun 3 7:38 AM. In Humor
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My daughter is employed with the Army National Guard
She passed her basic training by working really hard14 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 1 12:35 PM
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I’m rough and I’m tough
So don’t mess with me7 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 2 10:31 PM. In Humor
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Come hither young maiden and listen for a spell
While I weave for you a froggy tale17 lines, 6 comments, on Jul 12 8:58 PM. In Humor
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I was out of work
It’s the economy you know11 lines, 11 comments, on Aug 18 6:55 AM. In Humor
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As a child, I enjoyed hearing “Itsy bitsy Spider”
Because quite frankly it fascinated me20 lines, 10 comments, on Aug 18 1:40 PM. In Humor
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I got out of bed and fumbled around,
to open the can of coffee I had found.38 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 19 2:03 PM. In Humor -
Poor Sleeping Beauty, her tale is one of woe
Bit a poisoned apple and the rest you all know51 lines, 13 comments, on Aug 21 11:38 AM. In humor -
Driving to and from Wal-Mart can be quite daunting
When what they want, your kid keeps flaunting17 lines, 9 comments, on Sep 4 10:30 AM. In Humor
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