List: Funny

• 100 Pugs

  not 1, not 2, but 100 pugs
  be heaven to me and imagine the hugs

  25 lines, 8 comments, on Apr 13 7:11 AM. In NaPoMo, Humor
• Big Fat Hole

  16 lines, 4 comments, on May 16 4:01 PM. In Adult, Humor, Weird
• Chav!

  Jobless junkie judgement
  Junior jailbird justice

  6 lines, 2 comments, on Aug 4 11:46 AM. In Weird
• Game Over

  Stop STOP! I never thought you'd win
  We were playing this great game

  23 lines, 11 comments, on May 19 9:25 AM. In Contest, Humor
• House of Horrors!

  In this fine house we both do live
  Happy together, and fun to be with

  22 lines, 17 comments, on Jun 12 10:24 AM. In Humor
• Masters of the universe...

  I'VE GOT ONE OF THESE!
  And they do snort and wheeze

  28 lines, 6 comments, on May 21 8:30 AM. In Personal, Nature, Humor, Life, Love
• Must Get A Flu Jab Next Time!

  i don't watch the TV anymore
  its depressing and hateful, a real bloody bore!

  20 lines, 6 comments, on Feb 26 4:36 PM. In Pain
• Piglet Cold

  FLU?
  Never! I feel just fine...

  24 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 30 11:53 AM
• Snap-on...working with pride!

  What can I say?
  I'm at the workshop again

  18 lines, 1 comment, on May 6 11:18 AM. In Humor, Life, Thoughts, Personal
• sneak one shhhhh

  the boyfriends up stairs, and the teas nearly cooked
  just time for a poem, AP has me hooked!

  15 lines, 12 comments, on Apr 4 1:06 PM. In NaPoMo, Humor
• Vote for Me

  If I were an MP, I would hold a show
  To let everyone see just what I know

  22 lines, 3 comments, on May 22 10:43 AM. In Angst, Contemporary, Contest
• You Little Aardvark!

  Your a wiggling wanderer
  A ferret crossed weasel

  40 lines, 9 comments, on May 11 4:50 PM
• Morning After (Happy) Pill

  The day I fell in love...with sex
  From you it was so dearly loved

  18 lines, 5 comments, on May 16 4:19 PM. In Life, Personal
• Brace yourself...

  What a pain in the ass
  To have a face made of brass

  34 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 11 1:00 PM. In Funny
• Re directed mail to a Mr Jesus Christ our Lord, Heaven, Earth!

  Isn't it funny...
  When you find something new

  28 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 13 12:01 PM. In Funny
• Turn The Page

  FANTASTIC! My Book has come
  My rusty car has been looking glum

  32 lines, on Aug 14 8:30 AM. In Funny
• Cup of tea dear?

  Now what a question to ask!
  If Jesus came today

  30 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 21 12:01 PM. In Weird

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