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My spring is wound tight
and tonight I just might -
Please, MTV, won't you pimp my ride?
Gimme sleek black leather seats inside19 lines, 18 comments, on Nov 18 2:58 AM 2005. In Humor -
6 lines, 8 comments, on Oct 25 9:12 AM 2005. In Adult humor
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This is the ballad
of Llewellyn Sprott48 lines, 14 comments, on Jan 14 3:21 AM 2007 -
I look to the revered poets for their advice on housework!"I hoovered lonely as a cloud of dust float
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You'd look quite cute
in a velvet suit -
The Irish male is off the road -
bet you made their bag explode -
I wish to grow old
disgracefully.18 lines, 21 comments, on Nov 3 1:12 PM 2005. In Humor -
My neglected skin
screams for -
Do you live with an alien?
trying the touch -
Stop it Charlie
face the front -
Nut case, bolt hole
can a wing nut fly? -
My husband dreams of animals
it makes for troubled sleep -
23 lines, 4 comments, on Dec 21 3:58 PM 2006. In Adult humor
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When all is peeled
and cracked -
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So your bits have all slid
I am pleased -
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Hi phriend / high phive / life's phun / iph you let / it be / do I phink (!) / of you? / Oph course. / Phundamentally / pheeling / phine he
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Many people (well, few, actually, really, if I were totally honest) have rushed to this bijou seaside resort to bask in the ample greyness of its pathetic environs. I was drawn south in order to trip delightedly over the dog
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Farfalle fetched and egg noodle etched
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Forever carrying the standard
brave knight -
I am (I think) (therefore)
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