List: Well I thought it was funny....

• Erotically compromised

  8 lines, 5 comments, on Jan 8 2:51 PM 2008. In Erotica, Humor, Pain, Personal, Loo Paper Purchase
• Memories of Ipswich

  8 lines, 22 comments, on Jan 10 3:32 PM 2008. In Abuse, Adult, Angst, Contemporary, Contest, Humor, Life
• Fuck Clock Tick Tock

  My spring is wound tight
  and tonight I just might

  19 lines, 12 comments, on Jul 29 2:40 PM. In Humor, Society, Noguest, Deb Smiles!
• Pimp my ride!

  Please, MTV, won't you pimp my ride?
  Gimme sleek black leather seats inside

  19 lines, 18 comments, on Nov 18 2:58 AM 2005. In Humor
• Single girl blues

  6 lines, 8 comments, on Oct 25 9:12 AM 2005. In Adult humor
• The Ballad of Llewellyn Sprott

  This is the ballad
  of Llewellyn Sprott

  48 lines, 14 comments, on Jan 14 3:21 AM 2007
• Unpublished Works by the Famous, No 1

  I look to the revered poets for their advice on housework!"I hoovered lonely as a cloud of dust float

  42 lines, 2 comments, on Sep 5 3:46 AM 2005. In Fantasy, Humor
• The Bees Knees

  You'd look quite cute
  in a velvet suit

  16 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 14 11:29 AM 2005. In Personal, Humor
• Irish Male

  The Irish male is off the road -
  bet you made their bag explode

  13 lines, 4 comments, on Oct 14 11:35 AM 2005. In Personal, Humor
• Bad Old Lady

  I wish to grow old
  disgracefully.

  18 lines, 21 comments, on Nov 3 1:12 PM 2005. In Humor
• My neglected skin

  My neglected skin
  screams for

  8 lines, 14 comments, on Nov 13 5:37 PM 2005. In Personal, Angst
• Living with an Alien

  Do you live with an alien?
  trying the touch

  20 lines, 14 comments, on Mar 8 2:59 PM 2006. In Weird, Sad, Angst
• Charlie and the Year Nine Maths SATS

  Stop it Charlie
  face the front

  24 lines, 5 comments, on May 4 12:56 AM 2006. In Humor, Childrens
• A Spanner in the Works

  Nut case, bolt hole
  can a wing nut fly?

  19 lines, 53 comments, on May 7 2:02 AM 2006. In Weird, Humor
• Sleeping with Wildlife

  My husband dreams of animals
  it makes for troubled sleep

  29 lines, 21 comments, on May 12 4:37 PM 2006. In Weird, Adult, Humor
• My son's pants

  23 lines, 4 comments, on Dec 21 3:58 PM 2006. In Adult humor
• Festive Lobster

  When all is peeled
  and cracked

  20 lines, 9 comments, on Dec 24 2:47 PM 2006. In Humor, Life
• Bum dance

  16 lines, 17 comments, on Feb 10 5:38 PM 2007. In Humor, Thoughts, rather silly, Adult
• Schadenfreude Shiver

  So your bits have all slid
  I am pleased

  16 lines, 2 comments, on Mar 12 5:06 PM 2007. In Nature, Pain, Humor
• Ma Braw Wee McEdna

  19 lines, 16 comments, on Jun 30 2:34 PM 2007. In Adult, Humor, bizarre, woven textile, pleated.
• In Love With My Dentist

  21 lines, 18 comments, on Jul 3 3:01 PM 2007. In Adult, Fantasy, Open Wide
• Hi Phive Phriend

  Hi phriend / high phive / life's phun / iph you let / it be / do I phink (!) / of you? / Oph course. / Phundamentally / pheeling / phine he

  17 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 30 7:05 PM 2007. In Personal, Humor, Weird
• Memories of Littlehampton

  Many people (well, few, actually, really, if I were totally honest) have rushed to this bijou seaside resort to bask in the ample greyness of its pathetic environs. I was drawn south in order to trip delightedly over the dog

  8 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 15 3:44 PM 2007. In Humor, Weird
• Farfalle fetched

  Farfalle fetched and egg noodle etched

  5 lines, 3 comments, on Mar 12 4:56 PM 2008. In Humor, Thoughts, Not really very spiritual. Cookery
• Sir Laughalot

  Forever carrying the standard
  brave knight

  8 lines, 5 comments, on Jan 11 3:30 PM. In Humor, Personal, Thoughts, Noguest
• More Philosophy :)

  I am (I think) (therefore)

  13 lines, 11 comments, on Mar 20 5:22 PM 2008. In Abstract, Thoughts

• By me, right now

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