For stuff I'm not sure about (borderline).
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Guys don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses
but they’ll always make hits on the ones with big tits, -
I was going to write of naked body parts
but the mods believed my picture too obscene; -
When I walked in she was standin’ in the kitchen
boilin’ eggs for brekky, doin’ some quiet bitchin’. -
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How fickle females flirt and frolic
as fools like us become their game. -
As global temperatures rise affecting urban sprawl
it’s likely women soon will give up wearing pants at all!33 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 4 3:30 PM
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I never chose my length of nose. Each year another half-inch grows.
It balances my outsize hose so what I’ve got quite clearly shows -
A few of you are asking if, in Hugh’s intensive study,
he ever found perfection in a human female’s body. -
is the whole world, far and near,
just full of shit and piss? -
She’d tell the barman: “Ten gins please!
Just line them on the bar!” -
I know you want to hear some more of this gin-drinking doxy.
Well, someone went and laced her drinks with copious draughts of MOXIE. -
The effect of chocolate can’t be over-stated
Too much of it can make you constipated -
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