List: Humour

• That’s When the Clouds Came

  I was looking out there in the great southern sky
  I was searching the stars and the moon up on high

  74 lines, 15 comments, on May 15 5:55 AM. In Humor
• Moller's Race

  T’was a race, t’was a race, how it showed on his face
  A grin that was crooked and mean

  79 lines, 15 comments, on Apr 11 7:16 AM. In animals, humor
• the Wood Wolf

  Once there was a little girl called Mona
  She went to visit her grandma in the wood

  16 lines, 19 comments, on Feb 14 3:03 AM. In Plain silly
• the Purple Cow

  I’ve seen a purple cow my friend
  Though I wouldn’t shout it loudly

  9 lines, 23 comments, on Jan 30 5:11 PM. In Humor, Contest
• The Throne Room

  This here is my throne, said the queen
  And no one can sit here if I haven’t been

  17 lines, 20 comments, on Jan 14 4:16 AM. In Contest, Humor
• the Forget Me Not Flower

  Willy was just a small garden snail
  Beginning his journey in life

  35 lines, 24 comments, on Dec 30 11:07 PM 2008. In Humor, Contest
• Cold the Wind Blows

  Cold the wind blows – cold the wind blows
  Cold is the breath of the wind to and throe

  29 lines, 16 comments, on Nov 15 5:59 PM 2008. In Humor
• HITLER THREW A TANTRUM (Wrote this after reading how Hitler reacted to some of Rommels decisions)

  Hitler threw a tantrum
  When Rommel made a boo

  50 lines, 13 comments, on Nov 10 8:51 PM 2008. In Humor
• Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

  Someone came knocking on my door
  I wondered who it could be

  49 lines, 12 comments, on Nov 8 1:35 AM 2008
• the Raiding Party

  It was Captain William Hunter who had led the squad to slaughter
  For the squad was not yet ready for the task ahead of them

  33 lines, 11 comments, on Oct 31 4:44 AM 2008. In Nature, Humor
• From New York City

  Our boss he is American
  He hails from New York City

  64 lines, 14 comments, on Oct 12 3:38 AM 2008. In Humor, Friendship, Dedication, Happiness, Humour
• The Skateboarding Cockroach

  I saw something very strange today
  Stranger than ever before.

  30 lines, 26 comments, on Jul 9 6:01 AM. In Humor
• the Emu’s Visit

  I came home one afternoon to find an emu at my door
  I looked at him, he looked at me, I wasn’t really sure

  17 lines, 29 comments, on Sep 13 6:07 AM. In Animals, Humor
• The Emu

  Once there was an emu - lived in the great outback
  He camped along a river where the winding track ran back

  21 lines, 17 comments, on Sep 12 7:04 PM. In Animals, Humor
• Roger Leaves Home

  Do you remember my story ‘bout Roger
  Who came into my home as a lodger

  23 lines, 14 comments, on Sep 12 6:43 PM. In Animals, Humor
• Oh, the Joys of Owning a Feline

  A cat makes a dash cross the lawn in the night
  A tomcat gives chase as he follows in flight

  31 lines, 20 comments, on Jun 25 4:28 AM. In animals
• Just Cruising!

  Some peoples see us on our bike
  And ask us where we're going

  23 lines, 28 comments, on Sep 25 8:14 PM. In Contest, Humor
• The Mosquito

  The helipad is ready and I’m taking off in flight
  There’s something very precious on the wind

  39 lines, 22 comments, on Sep 26 8:14 PM. In Humor, Animals
• A Sticks Tale

  There once was a stick that wanted to be
  More than a stick from a dying tree

  48 lines, 21 comments, on Oct 23 6:02 AM. In Humor
• The Dog that ate the Snail

  I’d like to tell you all a tale about a dog that ate a snail
  But not just any snail by far – he was the next Olympic star

  32 lines, 28 comments, on Oct 25 5:26 AM. In Contest, Humor
• Circus Clowns on Wings

  It’s kinda cosy in this spot
  We four have found today

  47 lines, 26 comments, on Nov 2 4:40 PM. In Contest, Humor, animals
• The Romance

  Pat was a rat and I’m certain of that
  While Pete was a Parrot with pride

  42 lines, 14 comments, on Nov 20 10:29 PM. In Love, Humor, Animals, Contest
• Drunk again

  He’s sleeping like a baby cause he got so pissed last night
  Was out there on the town all eve and really looks a sight

  18 lines, 23 comments, on Nov 21 5:34 PM. In Contest, Humor, Animals

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