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I find humor in just about everything and every event, even when I injure myself! Besides, laughter makes much nicer lines, so why cry about it! Even my head shaved from brain surgery, then my daughter punks it neon pink!

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Leaf the Rakes

Oh! I Must be missin' my strain;
for my pen's become mighty blurred,

28 lines, 7 comments, on Mar 12 6:32 PM. In Contest, Humor, Life, Nature

Jus' Wunna Them Days

Anywho, Jan sez she's takin' out her hog,
but that she'd jus had a strain born.

57 lines, 4 comments, on Mar 12 6:51 PM. In Contest, Humor, Hope, Life, Love

A Thousand Pounds Of . . .

Even the inmates almost peed in their britches!

20 lines, 10 comments, on Mar 12 7:08 PM. In Contest, Humor, Rhyme, Life, Personal

*Hot Load, You Sucker!*

Now armed, I turned on floodlights and went back out!

54 lines, 21 comments, on Oct 22 1:55 PM 2005. In Other, Nature, Humor

Steel Thrust

Like a famous author of old once wrote, "Out damn spot, out!"
So, all those professed Christian drivers forget their morals,

37 lines, 11 comments, on Aug 17 8:37 PM. In Contest, Society, Humor, Truth, Cars, Metaphors

Got'cha!

10 lines, 11 comments, on Sep 21 1:41 PM. In Contest, Nature, Pets, Animals, Prose, Humor, Love

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Rend the Veil
March 12
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Oh Bonnie I love you dear!
you are simply amazing! your daughter is so blessed to have you in her life as well as me and others here on the AP!

I am going to make my way down your list here see ya in a few

Blessings and love

Rend