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I used to freely love, when did you put me in a cage?
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If you think hard about it, love is really fucked up.
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I find it ironic that when a liar believes their own lies, it becomes the truth.
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If I had it to do all over again, I think I'd pass, once was fucking enough.
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You know that whole "I'd try anything once" thing? Some things are not worth trying.
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If you try and succeed it's great, if you try and fail, you at least tried, if you don't try, you get fat and sit on the couch watching Oprah.
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If you walk five miles into the forest, and then burn it down, is it still five miles to get out?
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If I told you I loved you and you smiled, it would be pleasing, If I told you I hate you and I smiled, it would be teasing. There is a fine
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When you work most of the day, and most of the night, and still have no money, something aint right.
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When dealing with clients in today's world, double your price, they always want it for half.
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A safety tip for you: When using a chop saw, wait till the blade stops before reaching for the wood. Stopping it with your finger hurts and makes a bloody mess.
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Having a battle of wits with an unarmed person is like playing chess with a checkers player,
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When life hands you lemons, they say make lemonade,
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The sooner a man realizes that all women are fucking nuts, the sooner his life will improve with said women.
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I guess it'd be better if I never existed, oh wait, I already don't.
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I suppose there is some small bit of eloquence in a fart in a windsock.
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I live, I love, I loose, I learn, it's a vicious circle, next time love comes around,
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My brilliance is only skin deep, I bought it on eBay.
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I know you have a strong opinion on the matter, if I thought you any more intelligent then you are I might value it.
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It's better to have loved and move on,
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If you go around stirring the pot everywhere you go, everybody will hide them and you wont have one to piss in.
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They say that pain and trials bring wisdom, I should be the wisest asshole on the planet.
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If I were forty again.... I'd still be stupid, addicted and drunk, I'll pass thanks.
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The language of love is eternal, it's stored in a broken heart.
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To speak truly of love, one must be in love,
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I once thought I had a brilliant thought and got all excited,
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It's the poems still hidden deep inside I most want to write.
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When the words have failed you, and random lines assail you, and it seems your in writers rut.
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If you love to procrastinate like me, put your hand up... next week.
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Rules were meant to be broken, so I go looking for as many new ones as I can find.0 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 7 11:19 PM. In Griswolds Insanity, Quote
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Poetry is what one writes when all else has failed, and a body would be too hard to hide.0 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 10 1:42 PM. In Thoughts
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I exist in a constant reality check. When do I have time to dream?
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My poetry is not politically correct
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Sometimes I just feel like a nut, the rest of the time I am one. Not those things called elephant toes though, I don't like them.
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Just when you think you have things all figured out, God decides to have a little fun and turns your world upside-down. I don't stand on my head very well, it's too pointed.
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I answered a question once, "How would you describe yourself to a blind person" My answer was a Q-tip with arms and legs, don't use me that
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I talked to an Angel a couple of days ago, she told me God has been disappointed in me, why does that not a surprise?
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