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If winters are much colder as I hear, in other lands,
why doesn’t The Almighty take the Seasons in His hands? -
I was going to write of naked body parts
but the mods believed my picture too obscene; -
As many entries as you like
in this, the King’s Huge Haiku Hike! -
When I walked in she was standin’ in the kitchen
boilin’ eggs for brekky, doin’ some quiet bitchin’. -
Dear Santa, now that February is here
and you have done your Christmas job. Old Chap, -
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I felt the tread of steel-toed boots
along Sodade way -
those recent Aussie bushfires have destroyed
a thousand homes, it’s said and at least two hundred dead -
How fickle females flirt and frolic
as fools like us become their game. -
Hugh’s granddad crawls around the halls of Huguelot each night.
He’s just a ghost, no worse than most, not even fit to fright -
Of all the changing seasons, I think Winter really sucks.
I only pray, from day to day, it doesn’t freeze Hugh’s ducks! -
Guys don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses
but they’ll always make hits on the ones with big tits, -
A few of you are asking if, in Hugh’s intensive study,
he ever found perfection in a human female’s body.
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