List: Humor

• City Scapes

  13 lines, 6 comments, on Feb 24 1:21 PM 2007. In Bare Bones Poetry, Humor, Weird
• Cleaning

  Floor dry
  Breakfast served

  38 lines, 17 comments, on Sep 17 12:17 AM 2006. In Society, Humor, Contemporary
• Drink of the Facitiousness of Life

  Cascade of
  troubles

  3 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 22 9:22 AM 2006. In Fantasy, Weird, Humor
• Cliches

  The muses to me are very kind
  They always place something in my mind

  9 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 26 4:37 PM 2006. In Humor, Contemporary
• Drivel

  Ventilating the Bar;
  Knocking over the oil-lamp

  7 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 27 10:10 PM 2006. In Personal, Humor, Contemporary
• Condiments

  Lids
  Lids

  33 lines, 5 comments, on Jan 22 1:42 PM. In Bare Bones Poetry, Humorous
• Curiousity

  Curious
  Curious

  14 lines, 6 comments, on Jan 22 1:55 PM. In Bare Bones Poetry, Humor
• Hide and Seek

  Skinny little elephant,
  Hiding behind a tree;

  6 lines, 18 comments, on Jul 21 9:41 PM 2006. In Humor, Childrens
• Ode to Teen-Age Angst

  Stirring-up trouble
  Was his wont!

  16 lines, 13 comments, on Jul 21 9:51 PM 2006. In Humor, Angst
• Parking Lot

  Day is gold; Night is old,
  Soul is bold!

  14 lines, 10 comments, on Jul 21 10:22 PM 2006. In Spiritual, Humor
• "Muse"

  Inspiring the days, relaxing the fears,
  All comes to life that I hold dear.

  23 lines, 20 comments, on Jul 23 10:18 PM 2006. In Spiritual, Humor, Hope
• In Reply to a Greeting

  Just what is in a word?
  Does the same word mean the same thing to all individuals?

  14 lines, 37 comments, on Jul 28 11:53 AM 2006. In Weird, Humor, Contemporary
• Recess

  Children running to see the horses play
  The stallions nipping at the mares

  13 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 21 9:30 AM 2006. In Humor, Love
• Foolishness

  24 lines, 6 comments, on Feb 24 9:51 PM 2007. In Childrens, Humor, Weird
• Recital

  Pipes
  Servicing
  Inspire

  10 lines, 6 comments, on Mar 14 3:23 PM 2007. In Bare Bones Poetry, Weird, Humor
• Merchants

  Lots, lots
  Pots, pots

  14 lines, 15 comments, on Mar 21 7:14 PM 2007. In Business, Humor
• Laptop; paper & pen

  You leave your laptop

  4 lines, 27 comments, on May 21 8:39 PM 2007. In Humor
• Relationships (2)

  Though some angle for me / To take a wife

  10 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 21 12:26 AM 2007. In Humor, Philosophical
• Flames

  Dancing in the breeze / Saying: Ease! Ease!

  20 lines, 10 comments, on Jul 16 4:52 PM 2007. In Humor, Life, Personal
• Jogging

  Slieght
  Weight

  17 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 17 7:59 PM 2007. In Bare Bones Poetry, Humor
• Optical Illusion* **

  This morning a leafy branch,
  Ran across the grass

  5 lines, 6 comments, on Oct 11 9:45 PM 2007. In Humor
• A Poets' Frightmare*

  Shattered glass smoothing
  Into a slick surface

  17 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 3 9:29 PM 2007. In Weird, Humor
• Masons* & Carpenters**

  Mortar
  Sticks

  17 lines, 24 comments, on Jan 29 3:47 PM. In Bare Bones Poetry, Humour, Fantasy
• Inventory Control

  Always
  Back

  14 lines, 12 comments, on Apr 17 4:20 PM. In Bare Bones Poetry, Humor
• Sliders *

  Pyramids **
  And

  18 lines, 4 comments, on Jun 13 12:20 PM. In Bare Bones Poetry, Fantasy, Humor
• Time

  The word which is spoken
  Immediately is past.

  12 lines, 13 comments, on Jul 23 4:38 PM 2006. In Weird, Spiritual, Humor
• Weird

  Beneath the morning sun.
  Delete. Delete. Delete.

  18 lines, 10 comments, on Jul 24 10:01 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor
• Whimsical Whimsy!

  Run. Run. Run
  Into poetry, writing is fun.

  28 lines, 10 comments, on Jul 26 6:43 AM 2006. In Weird, Whimsical, Humor
• Whimsical 'Comp-Cafe'

  Lamps lit
  Humans plugged in

  19 lines, 38 comments, on Aug 5 12:33 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor, Whimsical
• Writers' Block

  Somedays they pass me by.
  Voice of muses mute are they.

  9 lines, 11 comments, on Aug 6 6:50 PM 2006. In Humor, Philosophical, Wierd
• Whimsical Equality

  Yet, dancing down the street
  Brought smiles to everyone.

  25 lines, 17 comments, on Aug 7 8:45 AM 2006. In Humor, Whimsical
• Wildlife

  Ideas flow down
  from head to toe

  8 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 23 7:42 PM 2006. In Humor, Nature
• View of Ocean Eyes

  She said, "Now that ain't no way for a man to flirt"
  Now he's ashamed of lipstick and rouge

  12 lines, 10 comments, on Aug 30 12:45 AM 2006. In Humor, Contemporary
• What’s in an age?

  This kindly old sage
  Is too hard to tame

  14 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 30 1:03 AM 2006. In Risque, Humor, Contemporary
• Whimsical None Since Time Began

  While ducks float across the land
  And dogs walk upon the water

  29 lines, 56 comments, on Oct 30 7:09 PM 2006. In Fantasy, Humor, Whimsical
• Sleepytime

  Splitting verbs and infinitives, too,

  6 lines, 4 comments, on Dec 25 3:34 PM 2006
• Umpire

  Written while viewing a sculpture in a city park.

  10 lines, 6 comments, on Mar 6 5:38 PM 2007. In Bare Bones Poetry, Humor
• Typewriter

  Written while viewing a sculpture in a city park.

  14 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 6 5:43 PM 2007. In Bare Bones Poetry, Historical, Humor
• Viaduct

  Talk
  Argue
  Reconcile

  15 lines, 9 comments, on Mar 14 3:35 PM 2007. In Bare Bones Poetry, Weird, Philisophical Humour
• Whimsical History

  Balloons
  Balloons

  23 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 21 7:02 PM 2007. In Bare Bones Poetry, History, Humor, Whimsical
• Youthful Aging

  Branch
  Out

  37 lines, 8 comments, on Apr 11 4:05 PM 2007. In Angst, Bare Bones Poetry, Humor, Philosophical
• Stable

  Slowly riding along
  Without gathering moss

  6 lines, 2 comments, on Apr 14 7:14 PM 2007. In Humor, Nature
• Thoughts

  Writing along, singing my song
  Haunting wooded trails so fine

  21 lines, 18 comments, on Apr 16 6:19 PM 2007. In Humor, Philosophical
• Think of those vegetables; those poor vegetables*

  "Holy sufferin, succotash" / I need my carrot walking stick.

  31 lines, 15 comments, on May 6 10:11 PM 2007. In Nature, Wierd, Humorous
• Studenten Achtung!!!

  Books packing humans

  27 lines, 37 comments, on Jun 3 7:22 PM 2007. In Friendship, Humor
• Whimsical Routing

  Tourist, I am, not
  Familiar with your
  Fair City, I be

  12 lines, 14 comments, on Aug 10 7:48 PM 2007. In Humor, Fantasy, Whimsical
• Whimsical Cloudy Critters

  As the hound dogs**
  Bayed at the moon

  9 lines, 9 comments, on Sep 29 12:13 AM 2007. In Fantasy, Humor, Whimsical
• Whimsical Stem-Brain**

  As the clouds went
  Passing by

  4 lines, 12 comments, on Oct 2 11:04 AM 2007. In Weird, Fantasy, Humor, Whimsical
• Whimsical--"smelting & forging of metal"*

  No automatic data
  Connections this morning
  

  15 lines, 11 comments, on Nov 9 4:38 PM 2007. In Weird, Humor, Whimsical
• Trust

  Trust no one under seventy.*
  Trust no one over thirty.**

  4 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 22 1:16 PM. In Humor, Philosophical
• Whimsical Adventures On The Internet

  Cryptic
  Clues

  26 lines, 10 comments, on Mar 20 9:51 PM. In Bare Bones Poetry, Humor, Whimsical
• Whimsical Designing of Space Parameters*

  Arching through the Universe
  Forming rainbows

  13 lines, 19 comments, on Apr 8 6:28 PM. In Humor, Whimsical
• Whimsical Architecture

  Engines
  In

  22 lines, 4 comments, on May 20 11:37 AM. In Bare Bones Poetry, Humor, Whimsical
• Whimsical Funhouse Mirror *

  With an apparent absent-mindedness
  He walks the city streets

  29 lines, 14 comments, on May 28 7:45 PM. In Humor, Whimsical
• Whimsical Coinage of the Realm *

  Wooden
  Nickels

  17 lines, 14 comments, on Jun 20 8:16 PM. In Bare Bones Poetry, Humour, Historical, Whimsical
• Whimsical Writings Arboretum Style *

  Twigs
  Giggle

  14 lines, 4 comments, on Jun 28 7:22 PM. In Bare Bones Poetry, Humor, Nature, Whimsical
• Whimsical Kitten's Nightmare

  Hallucination caused
  By dehydration

  36 lines, 23 comments, on Jul 10 1:16 PM. In Risque, Wierd
• Whimsical Doggy Daze

  This morning...
  

  8 lines, 10 comments, on Aug 10 9:48 AM. In Humor, Whimsical
• Forest

  Trees!
  

  12 lines, 11 comments, on Aug 24 12:05 PM. In Bare Bones Poetry, Humor, Nature
• Chuckles

  Percolating
  Water

  23 lines, 16 comments, on Sep 15 8:22 PM. In Bare Bones Poetry, Humor, Society
• Conversing with a Squirel?

  Squirel nibbling at toes
  

  8 lines, 26 comments, on Sep 15 9:09 PM. In Humor
• Flavored Milk

  Saucers
  Hold

  25 lines, 11 comments, on Oct 12 11:27 AM. In Bare Bones Poetry, Fantasy, Weird
• Washing Dishes

  Dancing silverware
  Dipping in and out

  14 lines, 10 comments, on Oct 24 4:13 AM. In Humor, Weird
• Pacifica *

  Seafood
  Poultry

  22 lines, 10 comments, on Nov 5 12:49 PM. In Bare Bones Poetry, Fantasy, Historic Preservation, Humor, Weird
• Country

  43 lines, 13 comments, on May 4 5:07 PM 2007. In Bare Bones Poetry, Philosophical, Historical, Humor
• Empty

  Creeping
  Thawed

  14 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 17 7:53 PM 2007. In Bare Bones Poetry, Humor, Love
• Fruitcakes and Bodystockings

  Dressed
  In

  37 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 27 12:27 AM. In Didgeridoo, Fantasy, Humour

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