List: Humor

• Early Innovation

  THE FIRST MOBILE HOME

  0 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 21 11:19 PM 2007
• The Screening Process

  Life Partner Executives Find / Benefit Package Hard To Swallow.

  1 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 21 11:58 PM 2007. In Society, Humor, Life
• Speak Up Mr. President

  SPEAK UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

  0 lines, 1 comment, on Jun 23 12:14 PM 2007. In Society, Humor, Sad
• Al Gore Gets A Thumbs Up

  SORRT, IT APPEARS TO BE THE FINGER.

  1 lines, 3 comments, on Jun 23 12:54 PM 2007
• Sweet Mary-Jane

  When she came in / that's when I started rollin' / Because I knew then / she had just started growin / First time was spring / did her the

  56 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 6 11:03 PM 2007. In Society, Humor
• Forty Something

  I move up a waist size,
  but my pants are still tight.

  24 lines, 6 comments, on Nov 19 5:16 PM 2007. In Humor, Life, Personal, Society
• One Big Mistake

  To under estimate your enemy
  is committing the cardinal mistake.

  3 lines, 5 comments, on Mar 11 9:17 PM. In Humor, Life, Society
• Special Treatment

  My girlfriend is the coolest,
  As I'm with her everyday.

  18 lines, 5 comments, on Mar 29 9:32 AM. In Humor, Life, Society
• Woody

  Ole Woody's not half the tree he used to be,
  lumberjack Jim chopped him up bad you see.

  4 lines, 2 comments, on May 6 4:06 AM. In Humor, Personal, Thoughts
• Finally Showed His Ass

  There once was a man with balls of brass
  serviced the married women of the upper class.

  4 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 1 6:34 AM. In Humor, Life, Society
• Time For Me To Fly

  I'm stuck on the ground with you
  I spend hours just waiting for you

  38 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 22 10:33 AM. In Humor, Life, Lyrics, Society
• A Love-shack For Swingers

  Welcome to the loveshack,
  the swingers paradise.

  8 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 25 8:25 PM. In Humor, Other, Society
• The Duck Hunter

  With the politicians fying coach,
  there like sitting ducks.

  2 lines, 1 comment, on Jun 29 1:30 AM. In Society, Humor, Personal
• The Corporate Picnic

  LIKE SALES REPS ON A FRESH BUDGET

  1 lines, on Jun 29 11:31 AM. In Humor, Society, Life, Thoughts
• It's Not The Size Of The Ship

  It's not the size of the ship,
  it's the course on which it sails.

  3 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 12 7:30 PM. In Humor, Life, Society
• A Family Tradition

  There was family of gypsies
  who had settled in Tennessee.

  15 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 12 9:18 PM. In Humor, Life, Society
• Stimulus

  Fannie May and Freddie Mac
  sit in misery

  5 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 19 1:00 AM. In Humor, Life, Society
• No Fare Air Lines

  We require a valid credit card,
  absolute proof of life insurance.

  3 lines, 1 comment, on Aug 2 10:18 AM. In Humor, Society
• The Dull Blade

  My girlfriend and I rarely fight,
  but on occassion we do it right.

  13 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 9 3:14 PM. In Humor, Life, Society

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