List: Humour

This is my Humour section of poems in a broader sense.
Have a laugh!

• The Zimmer Racers Brigade

  Dedicated to those who like life in the fast lane!
  On the starting grid, zimmers in place,

  49 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 18 5:11 PM 2008. In Humour
• Mr & Mrs Twee go to Church

  Dedicated to Nancy (Mattelois) for inspiring this escapade!
  Mr & Mrs Twee decided they would go to church,

  147 lines, 19 comments, on Jul 18 5:20 PM 2008. In Humour
• "From Outer Space"

  Dedicated to the inter-galactic travellers!
  Have you heard about the visitor, from outer space,

  65 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 18 5:26 PM 2008. In Sci Fi Humour
• Senile Oligarchy Anarchy

  Dedicated to Richard Wilson as Victor Meldrew & all alike!
  Photo:

  63 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 18 7:36 PM 2008. In Humour/Life
• The Senile Past Their Sell By Date Brigade

  Dedicated to the ones who wonder if they are 'past it'!
  Radio ga ga they sit senile in their chairs,

  37 lines, on Jul 18 7:48 PM 2008. In Humour/Life
• Mr & Mrs Twee's Day Out On The Prom!

  Dedicated to the 'Twee' daytripper observers!
  Mr & Mrs Twee had a day out on the prom,

  50 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 18 7:55 PM 2008. In Humour/Life
• Mr & Mrs Twee's Disastrous Cruise Trip!

  Dedicated to those who are ship ahoy! Are you Nancy (Mattelois!)
  Mrs Twee dreamed of a trip on the QE2,

  84 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 18 8:04 PM 2008. In Humour
• The Growing Old Disgracefully Brigade!

  Dedicated to the permanently young at heart!
  Trainee Juvenile Geriatric Delinquent,

  68 lines, on Jul 18 8:09 PM 2008. In Humour/Life
• Priced Pandemonium

  Dedicated in to my Late Friend Dr John Price in Fondest Memory.
  Back in 1985,

  121 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 18 8:26 PM 2008. In Humour/Life
• 'Heavyweight Champions of the Boobs Brigade!

  41 lines, 5 comments, on Jul 18 8:33 PM 2008. In Humour/Life/Adult
• Transparent People

  Dedicated to the wholesome souls! You can see right through these guys,

  37 lines, 5 comments, on Jul 18 8:41 PM 2008. In Society/Life
• The Senile Past Their Sell By Date Brigade

  Radio ga ga they sit senile in their chairs,
  Four blank walls around them, with death-like stares.

  33 lines, 5 comments, on Jul 19 1:41 PM 2008. In Contest /Old/Ageing/Senors/Humour
• Mr & Mrs Twee and the Frisky Ghost!

  Dedicated to the lovers of spooky stories!
  Mrs & Mrs Twee got invited to stay,

  136 lines, 12 comments, on Jul 19 3:45 PM 2008
• "The Burning Boobs Brigade"

  39 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 19 4:07 PM 2008. In Contest/Humour/Real Life/Semi-Adult
• The Bone Orchard Brigade

  Dedicated to those pondering a 'dead centre' lifestyle!
  These are the folks who are long since gone,

  59 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 19 7:37 PM 2008. In Contest/Bones/Humour/Life & Death
• Mr & Mrs Twee and the sliced Up Conifers!

  From the series~
  Mr & Mrs Twee and the Tuppencehappeny Toffs Series

  61 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 20 12:27 PM 2008. In Humour/Based on Real Life
• Forbidden Love

  Dedicated to all secret lovers!
  Thanks to a pep talk by my daughter,

  41 lines, 24 comments, on Jul 22 7:34 AM 2008. In Contest/Life/Love/Thoughts/Humour
• Asset Trap!

  Dedicated to those who are into escapism!
  There must be a way out of this asset trap,

  39 lines, 6 comments, on Jul 24 7:25 AM 2008. In Contest/Life/Humour/Love/Divorce/Society/Thoughts
• Mad Dogs & English People!

  Dedicated to all Mad Dogs & English People! The land of Mrs & Mrs Twee,

  72 lines, 5 comments, on Jul 24 8:27 AM 2008. In Contest/Life/Humour/Truth/Society/Thoughts
• The Twin Set with Pearls Nubile Nasty Neo-Nazi Brigade

  The Female answer to the Gestapo,
  The Twin Set with Pearls Nubile Nasty Neo-Nazi Brigade,

  53 lines, on Jul 24 4:36 PM 2008. In Humour/Life/Thoughts = Mine!
• Mr & Mrs Twee's Day Out On The Prom!

  Mr & Mrs Twee had a day out on the prom,
  Leaving their home the local mausoleum!

  45 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 24 4:46 PM 2008. In Humou/Life/Thoughts - Mine!
• 'The Write Your Will out at the Counter Brigade'

  Dedicated to those who don't like being kept waiting when shopping!
  The Write Your Will out at the Counter Brigade

  37 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 24 5:54 PM 2008. In Humour/Life/Thoughts - Mine!
• A trip to the wholesale on a motorbike!

  Dedicated to those who didn't believe their eyes!
  A trip to the wholesale on a motorbike!

  68 lines, 6 comments, on Jul 24 6:01 PM 2008. In Humour/True Life
• Gorilla Got Man Caged!

  Dedicated to all zoologists!
  Got a job as a zoologist,

  29 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 24 6:27 PM 2008. In Contest/Humour/Life/Animal
• Twee Tea and Cake!

  Dedicated to all Twee Tea and Cake fans!
  More Tea Vicar said Mrs Twee!

  43 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 24 7:13 PM 2008. In Contest/Humour/Life
• He Grew Up to Enjoy the Cane!

  55 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 25 1:22 PM 2008. In Contest/Adult/Humour/Pain
• Mr & Mrs Twee's ride through the countryside

  Dedicated to all country lovers of Twee ride out!
  Mr & Mrs Twee today did decide,

  97 lines, on Jul 26 7:14 PM 2008. In Humour/Life
• The Jack in Office Pen Pushers Brigade

  Dedicated to those averse to Jacks in Office !!!
  Grab the rules books they are here,

  46 lines, on Jul 26 7:24 PM 2008. In Humour, Life Observation
• Mr & Mrs Twee Zoom into the Zoo!

  Dedicated to Nancy (Mattelois) for inspiring this one too!
  Mr & Mrs Twee had some time to kill,

  102 lines, on Jul 26 8:49 PM 2008. In Humour, Life, Fantasy
• Behind the Painted Smiles

  Dedicated to Observers of the High Fliers & High Society! Society dinners,

  49 lines, on Jul 27 5:50 PM 2008. In Humour, Life, Society, Thoughts, Life Observation
• The Talk Any Further Back They'd Choke Brigade

  Dedicated to those who 'talk normal' !
  The caricatures of speech,

  43 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 27 5:57 PM 2008. In Humour, Life, Society, Thoughts, Life Observation
• John Cooper Clark

  To my all time favourite poet John Cooper Clarke The anti-establishment mouthpiece,

  84 lines, on Jul 28 11:51 AM 2008. In Humour, Poetry, Life, People, Inspirational, Contemporary, Personal, Society, Thoughts
• Manic Milliganic!

  Dedicated to the late Spike Milligan!
  Terence Alan PatricK Sean Milligan,

  56 lines, on Jul 29 12:58 PM 2008. In Contest, Celebrity, Thoughts, Insanity, comedy, TV, contemporary
• Happy CricketJeff Birthday Waistcoat Inclusive!

  Dedicated to Cricketjeff - Happy Birthday!
  Happy Birthday CiricketJeff sir,

  28 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 30 3:08 PM 2008. In Contest, Personal, Birthday Tribute, Humour
• Sexual 'Heeling' in Shoes!

  37 lines, 2 comments, on Aug 1 4:13 PM 2008. In Contest, Adult, Fetish, Humour, Sensual
• Schizophrenic Split

  Dedicated to the two for the price of one brigade!
  

  48 lines, 2 comments, on Aug 2 12:56 PM 2008. In Contest, Life, Psychology, Society, Thoughts, Humour
• Gottcha!

  Dedicated to those who like to say Cheese!
  

  34 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 2 9:36 PM 2008. In Contest, Art of Writing, Thoughts
• Nihilistic Not Nubile

  Nihilistic are so many,
  In the rebel cause,

  52 lines, on Aug 5 12:29 PM 2008. In Life, Thoughts, Anti-establishment, Humour, Society
• I Haven't The 'Heart' To Spy!

  Dedicated to all whole like to peek!
  

  38 lines, 1 comment, on Aug 5 3:54 PM 2008. In Contest, Humour, Life, Observations, Art of Writing
• Messers Cute & Co! (Longer version)

  Dedicated to all furry cuties!
  

  31 lines, on Aug 8 1:34 PM 2008. In Animals, Humour, Longer version of Contest Entry, Art of Writing
• The Hen Pecked Husband's Brigade

  Dedicated to those who are pecked to death and their observers!
  

  48 lines, 8 comments, on Aug 9 6:21 PM 2008. In Contest, Humour, Life, Observations, Art of Writing
• Mr & Mrs Twee in a Marathon Nightmare

  Dedicated to the altruistic and their observers everywhere!
  

  64 lines, on Aug 10 7:12 AM 2008. In Humour, Fantasy
• Mr & Mrs Twee on a Church Excursion!

  Dedicated to all Church Coach Trippers!
  

  104 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 11 2:09 PM 2008. In Humour
• I'd look a Duck on Concorde!

  Dedicated to all who love to fly!
  

  21 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 12 11:37 AM 2008. In Contest, Humour, Art of Writing
• Mr & Mrs Twee and the Wacky Backy Episode!

  Dedicated to those who love to chill out and have a laugh!
  

  106 lines, 2 comments, on Aug 13 7:05 AM 2008. In Humour, Life, Drugs, Society, Contemporary, Delinquency
• Mr & Mrs Twee and the Dope Cakes

  Dedicated to all Wacky Cake Fans!
  

  77 lines, on Aug 13 9:26 AM 2008. In Humour, Drugs, Society, Delinquency
• DeJa-Vu

  Dedicated to those who return!
  

  42 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 15 1:41 PM 2008. In Contest, Humour, Thoughts, Metaphysical, Philosophical
• Trainee Juvenile Geriatric Delinquent

  Dedicated to those who refuse to age!
  

  50 lines, 11 comments, on Aug 15 5:40 PM 2008. In Competition, Humour, Aging, Thoughts, Life
• Swinging Sixities

  Dedicated to flower power people everywhere!
  

  65 lines, 2 comments, on Aug 15 9:23 PM 2008. In Contest, Nostalgia, Historical, Thoughts, Humour, Life, Contemporary, personal
• Not Your Time!

  Dedicated to all whose time is not yet up!
  

  40 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 16 1:03 PM 2008. In Contest, Inspirational, Humour, Sad, Life, Death, Thoughts, Suicide
• Said The Kitten to the Chick

  Dedicated to all cute lovers!
  

  21 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 17 11:37 AM 2008. In Contest, Humour, Animals, Art of Writing, Thoughts
• New Name For Mandi

  Dedicated to Mandi!
  

  54 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 19 2:47 PM 2008. In Contest, Art of Writing, Inventing, Names, Dedicational, Humour
• Jump for Kittens!

  Dedicated to all kitty jumpers everywhere!
  

  33 lines, 7 comments, on Aug 19 3:43 PM 2008. In Contest, Humour, Cats, Pubs, Drinks, Art of Writing!
• Social Butterfly of Injustice!

  Dedicated to all suffering philandering guys!
  

  46 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 22 6:53 AM 2008. In Contest, Humour, Art of Writing, Society, Life
• Butterfly Escapism

  Dedicated to freedom seekers everywhere!
  

  46 lines, 2 comments, on Aug 22 5:39 PM 2008. In Contest, Art of Writing, Humour, Thoughts, Fantasy
• Eye Eye Sunset London!

  Dedicated to those with an eye for heights!
  

  29 lines, 2 comments, on Aug 24 3:16 PM 2008. In Contest, Art of Writing, London, Landmark, Contemporary, Observational, Semi-humourous
• Picnic at Jagged Rock!

  Dedicated to those who love to hang about!
  

  40 lines, 2 comments, on Aug 24 4:58 PM 2008. In Contest, Art of Writing, Humour, Thoughts, Observational
• Blood Red

  30 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 24 6:12 PM 2008. In Contest, Art of Writing, Dark Humour, Adult
• Dust to Dust Clocks to Clocks!

  Dedicated to those who time forgot!
  

  15 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 24 6:47 PM 2008. In Contest, Dark, semi-humour, Art of Writing
• Rainbow Kitty

  Dedicated to Rosethorn1 the 'Rainbow Kitty'!
  

  50 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 25 6:05 AM 2008. In Contest, Humour, Dedicational, Thoughts, Name Ideas, Page Design Idea, Art of Writing
• Bridge of Karma

  Back soon with poem!

  20 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 25 12:58 PM 2008. In Contest, Art of Writing, Sad, Moving, Dark, Tinge of humour, Fantasy
• Castle of the Strange

  Dedicated to the lovers of the paranormal!
  

  35 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 25 3:14 PM 2008. In Contest, Horror, Vampire, Bram Stoker, Fantasy, Humour
• Buddha Puddle Head

  Dedicated to the 'puddled'!
  

  29 lines, 2 comments, on Aug 25 5:12 PM 2008. In Contest, Art of Writing, Humour, Thoughts, Observational
• Bowls and Black Puddings!

  Dedicated to Lancashire UK People and their Observers!
  

  78 lines, on Aug 26 2:56 PM 2008. In Personal, Thoughts, Dedicational, Life, People, Society, Humour, Contemporary, Nostalgia
• Psychic Spy

  Dedicated to the Invisible Enemy!
  

  54 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 26 7:48 PM 2008. In Contest, Humour, True Life, Paranormal, Inspirational, Thoughts, Art of Writing
• Beyond the Rainbow

  Dedicated to the rainbow makers!
  

  34 lines, 2 comments, on Aug 27 9:36 AM 2008. In Contest, Fantasy, Art of Writing, Semi-Humour, Dedicational
• Babysitting Fred!

  Dedicated to all feline babysitters!
  

  38 lines, 7 comments, on Sep 1 5:37 PM 2008. In Humour, Pets, Kids, Art of Writing, Contest Inspired, Cute
• "Told You I was Ill" (Non Rhyming Version)

  Dedicated to those on their way up!
  

  52 lines, 4 comments, on Sep 2 6:35 AM 2008. In Contest, Humour, Death, Obituary, Dark, Life, Thoughts, Spiritual, Weird
• "Told You I was Ill"

  Dedicated to those on their way up!
  

  49 lines, 2 comments, on Sep 2 8:00 AM 2008. In Humour, Death, Life, Art of Writing, Inspirational, Sad, Personal
• Room with View To?

  Dedicated to the window watchers!
  

  10 lines, 1 comment, on Sep 4 12:26 PM 2008. In Contest, Art of Writing, Observational, Fantasy, Humour, Mysterious
• Motorcycle Michael and Hells Granny

  Picture above depicts:
  My late Mother and Brother on my brothers chopper motorbike

  67 lines, 11 comments, on Sep 8 12:05 PM 2008. In Contest, Humour, Motorbikes, HellsGrannies, Fun, Comic, Life, Dedicational, Society
• Nicked my Fluff!

  57 lines, 4 comments, on Sep 10 6:28 PM 2008. In Contest, Humour, Cats, Pets, Animals, Fantasy, Thoughts, Semi-Adult
• Maid to Please!

  31 lines, 3 comments, on Sep 14 2:04 PM 2008. In Contest, Adult, Sexy, Thoughts, Teasing, Humour, Art of Writing
• X Ray Vision

  Dedicated to All who see beyond the surface!
  

  45 lines, 3 comments, on Sep 16 7:08 PM 2008. In Contest, Humour, Dark, Art of Writing, Thoughts
• Rough Cuffs

  17 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 16 7:23 PM 2008. In Contest, Adult, Sexy, Thoughts, Humour, Art of Writing
• Moo'sey Rider!

  Dedicated to all animal travelers!
  

  38 lines, 4 comments, on Sep 18 9:10 AM 2008. In Contest, Humour, Art of Writing, Animals, Motorbikes

• By me, right now

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by Kazytc

Categories: Fun, Humour, Life, Personal, Satirical, Thoughts

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