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List: HUMOR

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Betrayed

I protected him while he was a baby,
slept with him to keep him warn.
Killed a mouse one time in his room,
I’d allow nothing to do him harm.

He’d bite my tail and he’d lay on top,
he’d pull out some of my heir.
With noone looking he’d eat my food,
but I loved him so I didn’t care.

But now he’s five and we don’t get along,
no matter how hard I try.
He just grabbed my tail and through me in,
and when I get out of here somebody’s gonna die.

P.N.

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  • All hallows eve ( The Monster Mash)
    I LOOKED AT THE CALENDER AND TO MY CHAGRIN,
    IT SEEMS IT'S ALL HALLOWS EVE AGAIN.
    potion 4
    43 lines, 11 comments, on Oct 2 9:33 AM 2005. In Humor
  • Bubba
    Poor Bubba had a big problem,
    and he didn’t know what to do.
    31 lines, 11 comments, on Dec 9 12:09 AM 2007. In Humor
  • Every things against me:
    Contest: - What's Within that Wants Out -
    Come on in...
    by Desire 700 points, ended July 4, 2008, 8 entries
    16 lines, 15 comments, on Jun 29 5:12 PM 2008. In Humor
  • Gazuk
    His leathery arms were long and thin,
    and his knuckles drug along the ground.
    47 lines, 6 comments, on Jan 5 8:27 PM 2006. In Weird
  • Grandpa’s Deer
    To the tune of Grandmaw got rund over by a Reindeer
    22 lines, 3 comments, on Dec 9 12:34 AM 2007. In Humor
  • Holding Hands
    Holding hands.
    People say its tops.
    6 lines, 8 comments, on Jun 15 9:08 AM 2008. In Humor
  • Leprechaun
    Me last wish from you is for me manhood,
    And I’ll be wanting to do some bragging.
    34 lines, 9 comments, on Dec 18 6:28 PM 2005. In Humor
  • Nurse Nancy
    Two doctors were standing in the hall,
    discussing a brand new nurse.
    34 lines, 27 comments, on Sep 18 8:18 PM 2005. In Humor
  • Ode to Mr Honeywell:
    There was an earthquake near the bar,
    and he was thrown up to his feet.
    42 lines, 6 comments, on Jul 24 3:11 PM 2008. In Humor
  • Of Course
    “Can I buy you a drink?” says one.
    Of course” says number two.
    (Option 3)
    37 lines, 21 comments, on Oct 14 11:29 AM 2005. In Humor
  • Sir Clyde's
    BOILING CLOUDS SO BLACK AND DREARY,
    CAME FROM SEAWARD TOWARDS THE MAIN.
    50 lines, 13 comments, on Sep 20 9:58 PM 2005. In Other
  • The Ballad of Marshall Brown
    FOLKS WOULD SCATTER LIKE LIGHTENING STRUCK,
    EVEN THE MARSHAL'S HORSE WOULD BUCK.,
    104 lines, 11 comments, on Dec 17 8:04 PM 2005. In Humor
  • The Boat
    He stops about halfway down the ramp,
    and there he loads his junk.
    45 lines, 5 comments, on May 12 11:32 AM 2006. In Humor
  • The Burglar
    One night a burglar was burgling,
    slipping silently through a house
    43 lines, 19 comments, on Oct 18 5:28 PM 2005. In Humor
  • The Button
    I need ye to sew me a wee button ,
    so I can button the fly on me pants.”
    28 lines, 17 comments, on Sep 10 2:02 PM 2005. In Humor
  • The Door
    The game was tied and almost over,
    and our guys just got the ball.
    40 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 8 9:12 PM 2007. In Humor
  • The Elevator
    The paint was peeling off the wall,
    and I was in a spot.
    26 lines, 1 comment, on Apr 4 3:51 PM 2007. In Humor
  • The First Encounter
    The desert seems deserted,
    and silence rules the land.
    31 lines, 6 comments, on Jun 26 4:26 PM 2008. In Humor
  • The Funeral
    They say curiosity killed the cat,
    And this I must agree.
    54 lines, 21 comments, on Mar 3 12:51 PM 2006. In Humor
  • The Lift
    And there was me all full of wind,
    about to blow me drawers.
    29 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 2 9:24 AM 2007. In Humor
  • The PIE
    While being home alone one day,
    With “Honey-Do's” I’ll not mention.
    45 lines, 17 comments, on May 17 9:39 PM 2006. In Humor
  • the Salad Bar
    THOSE CHOCOLATE BROWNIES, CHERRIES DELIGHTS,
    ECLAIRS AND STRAWBERRY FU-FLAY.
    32 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 29 3:30 PM 2007
  • The Sheriff
    The bad guys were making a get-a-way.
    Got out clean with all their lute.
    52 lines, 24 comments, on Dec 23 10:19 PM 2005. In Humor
  • Three men
    Standing in front of the Pearly Gates,
    one morning stood three men.
    69 lines, 11 comments, on May 13 3:51 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Ya’ll ant gonna believe this, But
    I was setting on the bank with, my fishin pole in hand.
    22 lines, 13 comments, on May 23 4:08 PM 2008. In Humor
  • Bike
    My bike was way to big for me,
    the peddles were to far.
    33 lines, 9 comments, on Mar 25 7:37 PM. In Humor
  • Bubba’s New Year
    Bubba took a hot bubble bath,
    and put his cleanest overalls on.
    33 lines, 6 comments, on Dec 31 9:05 PM 2008
  • No door:
    Once upon a midnight dreary,
    climbed out of my bed so weary,
    36 lines, 14 comments, on Mar 20 11:20 PM. In Humor
  • Late:
    I came home late Saturday night,
    from the local libation bar.
    43 lines, 4 comments, on Mar 22 11:57 PM. In Humor
  • Redneck Valentine
    And sides that of all the girls I know,
    you still got most all your teeth.
    21 lines, 14 comments, on Feb 4 5:11 PM. In Humor
  • The Pie
    While being home alone one day,
    With “Honey-Do's” I’ll not mention.
    140 lines, 9 comments, on Sep 25 10:02 PM 2005. In Humor
  • The Sugar Bowl
    Dad tried to make a run for it,
    but mom caught him at the door.
    54 lines, 14 comments, on Feb 2 12:46 PM. In Humor
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  • Ann45 gold member
    March 6
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    excellent

    hahaha loved the pic it set it off very well poor wee cat hehehehe.

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