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Angelica, you are a sweet and thankyou, thankyou dear,
for this lovely SILVER membership for the entire coming year! -
Angelica, you are a sweet and thankyou, thankyou dear,
for this lovely SILVER membership for the entire coming year! -
I was going to write of naked body parts
but the mods believed my picture too obscene; -
Hugh says I must get off my chuff and say although we've never met and I don't know you13 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 27 1:12 AM 2008. In Birthday Wishes
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As many entries as you like
in this, the King’s Huge Haiku Hike! -
My very best friend is of course the one with whom I live
and, to my wife Hinemoa, everything I have I give. -
When I walked in she was standin’ in the kitchen
boilin’ eggs for brekky, doin’ some quiet bitchin’. -
morning news haiku:
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standing ovation
not for kiwi contestants -
you think you’re quite good
but i have to tell you true -
If asked for every friend to give a pound
I think I’d really have to search around. -
My buxom wife will pour whatever poison you have stated
and any tips you care to leave will be appreciated. -
maybe I’ll just write a get-well letter,
and visit her at home when she gets better, -
Last night two adult gentlemen with ten small kids appeared,
all dressed for Halloween and hoping for some 'trick or treat'. -
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If winters are much colder as I hear, in other lands,
why doesn’t The Almighty take the Seasons in His hands? -
Of all the given options I will choose number #19
for my ‘flash of inspiration’ is that boozy lass Eileen -
One of my TV peeves is ads with rowdy music braying
so loud you cannot possibly hear what the speaker’s saying. -
As global temperatures rise affecting urban sprawl
it’s likely women soon will give up wearing pants at all!33 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 4 3:30 PM
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I never chose my length of nose. Each year another half-inch grows.
It balances my outsize hose so what I’ve got quite clearly shows -
please make application by IM to me
and send me some links to your best poetry.
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I love it in the Summertime when days get really hot
and Hinemoa strips to a bikini by the pool. -
I don’t want it to sound as though I’m just excuses giving
but, now that I am married, I must work to earn a living -
My lover has abandoned me,
he has no more desire for me! -
She’d tell the barman: “Ten gins please!
Just line them on the bar!” -
I know you want to hear some more of this gin-drinking doxy.
Well, someone went and laced her drinks with copious draughts of MOXIE. -
Give me my hut where the door’s never shut
but is always open free, -
New Zealand used to be a splendid place to raise your kids
but now it seems to me the whole damn show is on the skids.
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