List: Humor

• 51 Eggs?

  No man can eat fifty eggs
  no way that it can pass

  9 lines, 5 comments, on Mar 20 8:56 PM. In Contest, Weird Sick Humor
• Angry Santa

  It was the night before Christmas and all through the house
  The two cats were still chasing, the terrorist mouse

  10 lines, 8 comments, on Dec 24 10:13 AM 2008
• Baby Rap

  Hey yo yo,
  what up?

  27 lines, 10 comments, on Sep 6 10:42 PM. In Humor
• Chaffing Lips

  Amidst rolling hills of emerald green
  in the county of Cork they say

  31 lines, 12 comments, on Nov 13 11:34 AM 2008. In Contest, Dark, Humor
• Constipated Contests

  Anal retentive premidonnas
  lacking any kind of class

  24 lines, 21 comments, on Jul 28 12:47 PM 2008. In Contest, Angst, Humor, Message
• De-Nile Is A River In Egypt

  I'm not fat, my pants shrunk.
  Do you like my hat, it’s made from skunk.

  23 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 2 7:23 AM. In Sad, Society, Humor, Noguest
• Dodging Bullets

  They fell from the heavens.
  The first thirsty shots of life fired

  14 lines, 7 comments, on Aug 22 2:45 PM 2008. In Contest, Life, Nature, Humor
• Dodging Bullets # 2

  Ducking out of the rain
  I looked up and said

  3 lines, 5 comments, on Jan 10 10:03 AM 2008. In Contest, Nature, Humor
• Dust

  My teacher is so old, she farts dust!

  0 lines, 1 comment, on May 6 10:51 AM 2008. In Contest, Humor
• Gas

  It smells so bad
  But I can't stop laughing

  7 lines, 12 comments, on Oct 22 1:15 PM 2007. In Humor
• Hair

  Hair is long
  Hair is slick

  8 lines, 5 comments, on May 6 11:04 AM 2008. In Contest, Humor, Childrens
• Hunk-a Hunk-a Burning Love

  Hey Thelma Lu
  you’re the woman of my desire

  20 lines, 8 comments, on May 11 10:39 AM
• I Can't Ear You

  For two years now, the voices
  have disapated, faded into gray.

  25 lines, 7 comments, on Sep 29 10:50 AM. In Personal, Weird, Thoughts, Humor, Noguest
• Identity Crisis

  I once met a pig
  who wore a wig

  25 lines, 4 comments, on May 10 7:06 PM
• Mr. Snail

  A dog is just a dog
  until he is facing you.

  6 lines, 7 comments, on Oct 23 6:45 PM. In Nature, Humor, Noguest
• Muse Killers

  With just one little screw up
  the beauty of a write is forgotten.

  24 lines, 17 comments, on Jul 5 7:40 PM 2008. In Contest, Angst, Humor
• No Respect

  I called suicide prevention
  and they put me on hold!

  17 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 3 11:12 AM. In Twisted, Humor, Noguest
• Privileged Poverty

  Bedded down for the night
  Royal bum reads, by lamp post light

  4 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 4 10:07 AM 2008. In Contest, Humor, Fantasy, Society
• Pucker Up

  These trailer trash ducklings, have no class.
  They're all trying to crawl up...

  2 lines, 2 comments, on May 11 10:02 AM
• Retched Roost

  Is my hair really that dirty
  that the only thing it brings,

  2 lines, 3 comments, on May 11 10:09 AM
• Saved At Last

  Daddy’s home,
  I’m saved at last

  27 lines, 9 comments, on Jul 2 11:17 AM 2008. In Contest, Humor, Life
• Smelly Bloom

  Timely blossom, Infant fair
  the smell of diapers, in the air

  14 lines, 3 comments, on Jun 4 3:34 PM 2008. In Contest, Humor, Life, Love
• Stinky

  crinkled nose
  bathtub bubble

  2 lines, 17 comments, on Mar 31 9:59 AM 2008. In Contest, Contemporary, Haiku, Humor
• The Emperor's New Clothes

  I really often, quite modest
  so I’m just a little confused

  19 lines, 2 comments, on Mar 18 8:28 AM. In Contest, Humor, Fantasy
• The Keg Party

  It was finally Friday night
  And I was out, to have some fun

  83 lines, 56 comments, on Jan 31 9:49 AM 2008. In Contest, Humor, Angst, Life, Teenage thinking, Message
• The Wall

  We’re not posing for a frisk
  We have no guilt at all

  10 lines, 10 comments, on Dec 22 10:53 AM 2008. In Contest, Humor, Society

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