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I am Jack's wallet and right now I am empty
with the exception of some plastic32 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 28 2:41 AM 2008. In Humor -
Momma said to marry a good cook.
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I ask why in the middle of the day
that I dream with a finger in my nose.27 lines, 3 comments, on Dec 20 9:47 PM 2008. In Humor -
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Sit up straight! Don't be a slouchy boy.
You don't want to be a droopy man.34 lines, 1 comment, on Dec 27 7:08 PM 2008. In Humor -
I knew when I took the bong this was going to be one hell of a trip
and as soon as I inhaled deep the entire dam world changed.24 lines, 4 comments, on Dec 29 12:49 PM 2008. In Humor -
There are days when I howl at the moon
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My grandmother always said. "Make sure you spill your milk before we start dinner
while I am still up."7 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 1 7:49 PM. In Humor -
Even today I can here it
digging inside of my head43 lines, on Feb 9 8:34 PM. In Humor -
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Rub a dub dub
I'm in the tub10 lines, 5 comments, on Mar 20 5:38 PM. In Humor -
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When it comes to all the problems and perplexities of the world
I would like to become an ostrich and stick my head deep in the sand.18 lines, on Sep 5 12:26 PM. In Life -
If silence was golden I would marry you
because when we are fishing20 lines, 4 comments, on Sep 11 8:37 AM. In Humor -
Who can count all the reasons that men lie?
Numbering with stars, but plain as the sun.25 lines, 7 comments, on Nov 16 6:51 PM. In Humor -
I was kissing my honey,
but my nose was runny6 lines, 7 comments, on Nov 21 3:28 PM. In Humor
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