List: HUMOR

• What Comes Around Goes Around

  42 lines, 1 comment, on May 16 12:47 AM. In Adult, Humor
• What Comes Around Goes Around

  42 lines, 1 comment, on May 16 12:47 AM. In Adult, Humor
• My Mad Rush

  I am driving deep in the dark of night on a wild flight.

  31 lines, 1 comment, on May 16 10:34 PM. In Humor
• The Revenge of the Garbage Compactor

  I have been eating your sin for years
  And now full I want recompense.

  37 lines, 3 comments, on May 17 7:01 PM
• There's a Hole In My Bucket Dear Liza

  Even today I can here it digging inside of my head

  47 lines, 3 comments, on May 18 10:34 AM
• Figuring Bills and Thinking About Mary Jay

  Right now I am figuring out bills and remembering years ago

  16 lines, 2 comments, on May 25 1:09 AM
• Sleeping Alone

  It is hard to kiss yourself goodnight easier to pretend there’s another.

  46 lines, 5 comments, on Jun 6 12:42 PM
• Fair Warning

  I ate some beans and made a nose gay Come and sniff my lovely bouquet

  6 lines, on Jun 24 12:42 AM
• Come on Darling

  Come on darling and get your good jeans on
  and that tube top that shows your belly.

  24 lines, 3 comments, on Jun 28 6:57 AM
• Why Oh Why

  I must ask why in the middle of the day I day dream with a finger in my nose.

  10 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 2 4:16 PM
• That Side of the Hill

  I don't know why
  but every time

  20 lines, 5 comments, on Jul 4 5:08 PM
• Fairy Tales and Second Thoughts

  Some say she had all seven of them and then did the prince just before

  13 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 5 7:42 PM
• The Testosterone is Still There

  There is a boulder in my front yard
  and it is formed like an arch

  52 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 9 2:15 PM
• A Red Neck Love Story

  We danced slowly together
  that song “Like a bridge

  48 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 9 3:33 PM
• the Wrong Joke

  It was just my luck when I watched my father

  49 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 23 10:03 PM
• Wow I Am a Woman!

  14 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 27 2:23 AM. In Adult
• What Money Does to the Mind

  I have often told myself if I ever cash
  a ten thousand dollar check

  25 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 27 11:51 AM
• The Secret I Will Never Tell

  31 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 27 12:28 PM. In Adult
• Be Careful Some People Turn Into Pop Eye

  Spinning in my lost divinity I am torn askance

  40 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 28 12:04 AM

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