List: Humor

These compositions are of a comical nature and
I hope they will bring a Smile to your face!

• " Not Making Sense"

  3 lines, 7 comments, on Aug 21 8:50 PM 2008. In Humor
• "2 to Tango"

  18 lines, 8 comments, on Apr 27 9:03 PM. In Humor
• "3 Fine Mice"

  65 lines, 8 comments, on Apr 16 9:21 AM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "A Beautiful Package"

  48 lines, 20 comments, on Mar 18 12:26 AM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "A Cache of Cliche's"

  48 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 28 1:59 PM 2008. In Humor
• "A Cause for Debate"

  18 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 1 2:12 PM. In Humor
• "A Double"

  Funny thing happened the other day--
  I'm on the street--Just going my way--

  32 lines, on Jan 30 11:37 AM 2008. In Humor, Life
• "A Hairy Situation"

  20 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 7 9:52 AM. In Humor
• "A House is not a Home!"

  24 lines, 5 comments, on May 12 11:01 AM. In Humor, Adult
• "A Lesson in Wisdom"

  40 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 5 10:14 PM 2008. In Humor
• "A Look in my Direction"

  23 lines, 7 comments, on Apr 7 12:24 AM. In Adult, Humor
• "A Photographic Memory"

  6 lines, 5 comments, on Feb 24 9:35 AM. In Humor
• "A Slice of Life"

  30 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 8 10:27 PM. In Adult, Humor, Limerick
• "A Sudden Gust"

  6 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 3 10:39 PM 2008. In Humor
• "A Versatile Word"

  36 lines, 8 comments, on Apr 18 12:38 AM. In Humor, Limerick
• "Adult Western"

  51 lines, 9 comments, on Jul 30 10:12 AM 2008. In Humor, Adult
• "Ahhh Nuts!"

  12 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 10 7:12 PM 2008. In Humor
• "Alas, We Shall be Led by a Child!"

  69 lines, 10 comments, on Oct 15 9:08 AM. In Adult, Humor
• "All Choked Up"

  10 lines, 5 comments, on May 22 6:26 AM 2008. In Humor
• "All in the Family"

  20 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 16 2:05 PM. In Humor
• "Ambitious Dreams"

  28 lines, 7 comments, on Apr 8 5:24 PM. In Humor
• "An Epitath for Seymour"

  6 lines, 4 comments, on Oct 1 11:51 AM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "An Honest Mistake!"

  9 lines, 10 comments, on Oct 21 8:00 PM 2008. In Humor
• "An Ode to Sagebrush Sam"

  44 lines, 4 comments, on May 27 11:29 AM. In Humor
• "Another Hairy Situation"

  28 lines, 6 comments, on Jul 15 1:29 PM 2008. In Humor
• "Another Monday Morning"

  A dreary Monday morning
  and my weary body wakes.

  37 lines, 7 comments, on Mar 19 9:07 AM 2008. In Humor
• "AP Addiction"

  70 lines, 8 comments, on Jul 25 12:11 PM 2008. In Humor
• "Arf Arf Barf"

  19 lines, 6 comments, on Jul 31 12:37 AM. In Humor
• "Ariel"

  32 lines, 5 comments, on Oct 5 4:41 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "Avoid at all Costs"

  25 lines, 12 comments, on Apr 6 4:40 PM. In Humor
• "Baby Sitter Jitters"

  19 lines, 7 comments, on Sep 19 2:38 AM 2008. In Humor
• "Banditos"

  40 lines, 5 comments, on Oct 2 1:01 PM 2008. In Humor
• "Bang!"

  26 lines, 13 comments, on Jul 9 8:16 PM 2008. In Humor
• "Beach Bum Guy"

  17 lines, 4 comments, on Mar 30 8:06 PM. In Humor
• "Bear Facts"

  9 lines, 9 comments, on Feb 26 8:51 PM 2008. In Humor
• "Beg"

  33 lines, 6 comments, on May 31 7:20 AM. In Adult, Humor
• "Bernie"

  49 lines, 6 comments, on Jul 19 2:14 AM 2008. In Humor, Adult
• "Blessed Easter Monday"

  29 lines, 7 comments, on Mar 24 11:56 AM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "Blowin in the Wind"

  29 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 29 9:45 AM. In Humor
• "Boo??"

  39 lines, 2 comments, on Sep 4 9:09 AM 2008. In Humor
• "Boring"

  62 lines, 9 comments, on Mar 22 3:18 PM. In Humor
• "Brain Dead"

  10 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 29 11:35 PM 2008. In Humor
• "Brief Encounter"

  18 lines, 21 comments, on Apr 29 10:50 AM 2008. In Humor
• "Brrrrrrr"

  29 lines, 5 comments, on Jul 2 12:33 PM 2008. In Humor
• "Burp!"

  20 lines, 11 comments, on Sep 10 7:13 AM 2008. In Humor
• "Buzzzzz"

  34 lines, 14 comments, on Nov 11 6:14 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "Caged Wolf"

  41 lines, 7 comments, on Apr 14 7:29 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "Can I Keep Him?"

  47 lines, 8 comments, on Apr 21 5:09 AM. In Humor
• "Catty Thoughts"

  6 lines, 10 comments, on Apr 27 6:51 AM. In Humor
• "Caution"

  22 lines, 10 comments, on Sep 29 6:05 AM 2008. In Humor
• "Chopsticks"

  35 lines, 7 comments, on Apr 15 5:51 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "Christmas Mourning"

  30 lines, 13 comments, on Apr 8 11:14 AM 2008. In Humor
• "Cordiality"

  34 lines, 6 comments, on Jul 18 9:35 PM 2008. In Humor
• "Crash Dive"

  He was driving across the state
  on his way to a very hot date.

  5 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 3 11:21 PM 2008. In Humor
• "CUDdles"

  55 lines, 7 comments, on May 12 4:07 AM. In Humor
• "DC or Bust!"

  26 lines, 6 comments, on Mar 1 4:53 PM. In Humor
• "Dear God"

  13 lines, 20 comments, on Apr 7 10:26 PM 2008. In Humor, Spiritual
• "Dreams & Schemes"

  36 lines, 8 comments, on Apr 2 11:01 AM. In Humor
• "Economic Blues"

  13 lines, 11 comments, on Feb 15 10:02 AM. In Humor
• "Eek!"

  66 lines, 12 comments, on Jul 11 12:30 PM 2008. In Humor
• "Egads"

  4 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 3 11:04 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "Electracat"

  25 lines, 9 comments, on Oct 24 11:28 AM 2008. In Humor
• "Enthroned"

  24 lines, 7 comments, on Mar 18 11:56 PM 2008. In Humor
• "Extremities"

  5 lines, 3 comments, on Mar 6 5:59 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "Fake It"

  23 lines, 6 comments, on May 27 1:42 PM. In Humor
• "Fat Ass!"

  18 lines, 8 comments, on Nov 10 1:37 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "Finally"

  4 lines, 11 comments, on May 12 3:29 PM 2008. In Humor
• "Fishing with Dad"

  I loved fishing--Always loved fishing--
  "Let's go out to the bay!"--

  63 lines, 1 comment, on Jan 30 11:48 AM 2008. In Dedications, Humor
• "Flash Dance"

  33 lines, 20 comments, on Mar 19 7:47 PM 2008. In Humor, Adult
• "Food for Thought"

  11 lines, 5 comments, on Jul 14 1:33 PM 2008. In Humor
• "Former Blessings"

  13 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 14 1:16 PM. In Adult, Humor
• "Fractured Fairy Tales"

  40 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 19 9:36 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "Frizz"

  85 lines, 4 comments, on May 6 8:08 AM. In Humor
• "Gag Reflex"

  4 lines, 2 comments, on Aug 3 10:52 PM 2008. In Humor
• "Gas"--I Got It !!!

  GAS--I GOT IT!
  Everytime I pass a sign

  34 lines, 7 comments, on Apr 17 8:19 AM 2008. In Humor
• "Gertrude, Matilda & Sadie"

  This is Gertrude, Matilda and Sadie--
  Three sisters, well over eighty.

  48 lines, 7 comments, on Apr 27 4:49 PM. In Humor, Limerick
• "Giddyup II"

  5 lines, 9 comments, on Apr 30 5:00 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "Giddyup"

  28 lines, 10 comments, on Mar 26 10:19 AM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "Good as Gold"

  5 lines, 9 comments, on Mar 5 4:43 PM. In Humor
• "Good Grief"

  38 lines, 10 comments, on Jul 10 11:08 AM 2008. In Humor
• "Gulp!"

  21 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 19 5:37 PM. In Humor
• "Gusty"

  11 lines, 6 comments, on Mar 20 10:17 AM. In Adult, Humor
• "Hail to the Chiefs"

  30 lines, 4 comments, on May 15 5:56 PM. In Adult, Humor
• "Hamburger Heaven"

  It's so great
  seeing her skate,

  6 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 10 11:25 AM 2008. In Humor
• "Hannah the Hooker"

  36 lines, 19 comments, on Sep 7 10:00 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "Happy Happy Joy Joy"

  29 lines, 10 comments, on Aug 29 10:25 PM 2008. In Humor
• "Hard Hearted Hannah"

  58 lines, 6 comments, on May 27 5:37 PM. In Adult, Humor
• "Harry & Wilma"

  42 lines, 6 comments, on Sep 23 1:13 PM. In Humor
• "Have Another Drink on Me!"

  19 lines, 2 comments, on Apr 22 9:52 AM. In Humor, Love, Angst
• "Hefty"

  4 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 3 11:36 PM 2008. In Humor
• "Here Kitty Kitty!"

  Here Kitty Kitty! Here Kitty Kitty!
  Cats are getting rare in the city.

  35 lines, 8 comments, on Apr 20 2:01 PM 2008. In Humor
• "Here We Go Again!"

  41 lines, 6 comments, on Sep 4 11:17 AM 2008. In Humor, Life
• "Hey Barney!"

  20 lines, 7 comments, on Feb 25 2:03 PM. In Humor
• "Hey Mom!"

  14 lines, 7 comments, on Jun 9 2:02 AM. In Adult, Humor
• "Hey Mom!"

  34 lines, 4 comments, on Oct 9 6:24 AM. In Humor
• "Hoe Hoe Hoe"

  16 lines, 10 comments, on Jul 17 11:57 AM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "Howl-o-ween"

  58 lines, 4 comments, on Oct 1 11:13 AM 2008. In Humor
• "I Quit!"

  19 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 2 9:39 PM. In Humor
• "I Surrender!"

  27 lines, 7 comments, on Aug 1 7:32 PM. In Humor, Adult
• "I'm a Bastard" (Take That, Helen Reddy!)

  59 lines, 10 comments, on Jul 5 10:57 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "I'm Gonna be a Daddy"

  65 lines, 30 comments, on Jan 30 9:57 AM 2008. In Dedications, Humor
• "I'm Your Girl"

  31 lines, 4 comments, on Jun 16 8:47 PM. In Humor
• "I've Got a Secret!"

  28 lines, 5 comments, on Feb 25 2:40 PM. In Humor
• "Imitation Infatuation"

  34 lines, 7 comments, on Jun 7 3:23 PM. In Humor
• "In a Fix"

  Now, I've done it!
  I'm in a fix!

  7 lines, 11 comments, on Mar 9 12:42 AM 2008. In Humor
• "In Memory of the Beetles"

  39 lines, 9 comments, on Apr 20 7:02 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "Incognito"

  46 lines, 5 comments, on Oct 6 12:42 AM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "Indian Summer"

  44 lines, 17 comments, on Apr 15 9:29 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "Infidelity"

  3 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 10 8:45 AM 2008. In Humor
• "Insightful Discovery"

  27 lines, 4 comments, on Sep 23 6:19 PM. In Adult, Humor
• "Instant Breakfast!"

  20 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 7 9:43 PM 2008. In Humor
• "Inventory"

  10 lines, 11 comments, on Apr 9 9:41 PM 2008. In Humor, Adult
• "Invitation"

  18 lines, 15 comments, on May 22 7:15 AM 2008. In Humor
• "Irresistible You"

  11 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 18 11:06 AM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "Is it Done Yet?"

  Can you smell it?” I said
  With my nose to the air.

  60 lines, 6 comments, on Feb 26 10:03 AM 2008. In Humor, Life
• "Itchy & Twitchy"

  34 lines, 6 comments, on Oct 28 4:23 PM 2008. In Humor
• "Jeesh"

  18 lines, 4 comments, on Feb 25 3:06 PM. In Humor
• "Jester Protester"

  13 lines, 7 comments, on Aug 11 4:03 PM. In Humor
• "Just the First Ten!"

  13 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 9 12:49 AM. In Humor
• "Just Wait"

  0 lines, 5 comments, on May 6 6:43 PM. In Humor
• "Kaboom"

  23 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 17 2:05 PM 2008. In Humor, Adult
• "Kick Stand"

  8 lines, 8 comments, on Apr 22 5:10 PM. In Humor
• "Latex Caper"

  7 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 23 5:36 AM. In Humor, Alphabet Acrostic
• "Latex Face"

  32 lines, 4 comments, on Jun 16 7:46 PM. In Adult, Humor
• "Loony Bin"

  Hello, my name is Harvey
  and it's so nice to meet you all.

  29 lines, 7 comments, on Feb 27 10:36 PM 2008. In Humor
• "Magical Kisses"

  13 lines, 16 comments, on Mar 20 3:35 PM 2008. In Humor
• "Mandril"

  46 lines, 3 comments, on May 22 7:09 AM. In Humor
• "Meows of Yeows!"

  18 lines, 5 comments, on Feb 23 8:03 AM. In Humor
• "Midnight at the Oasis"

  I sit here on my doorstep
  blowing smoke-rings in the air.

  27 lines, 9 comments, on Apr 4 1:42 AM 2008. In Humor
• "Million Dollar Plunge"

  20 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 18 9:06 PM 2008. In Humor
• "Mona Lisa --Blah!"

  25 lines, 8 comments, on May 19 9:53 PM 2008. In Humor
• "Monkey Shines on Swinging Vines"

  24 lines, 6 comments, on Mar 6 3:52 PM. In Humor
• "Monkey Shines"

  103 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 26 12:46 PM 2008. In Humor, Adult
• "Monster"

  16 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 20 2:04 PM 2008. In Humor
• "Morose Overdose!"

  18 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 27 10:51 PM. In Humor
• "Mr. & Mrs. Fong"

  40 lines, 16 comments, on Apr 17 2:26 AM. In Adult, Humor
• "Mr. Goodwrench"

  47 lines, 20 comments, on Sep 29 7:02 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "Mr. S.S.D."

  I must tell you the saga
  of “S.S.D.”

  37 lines, 8 comments, on Apr 22 10:41 PM 2008. In Humor
• "My Adoptive Family"

  25 lines, 13 comments, on Oct 21 9:53 PM 2008. In Humor
• "My Coati’s Nose”

  26 lines, 2 comments, on Feb 21 6:17 AM. In Humor
• "My Hero"

  40 lines, 9 comments, on Apr 13 6:36 PM. In Humor
• "News Flash!"

  68 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 11 8:47 AM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "No Way!"

  10 lines, 6 comments, on Feb 13 9:20 AM. In Humor, Adult
• "No Way"

  20 lines, 9 comments, on Sep 21 9:15 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "Ode to a Geezer!"

  39 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 27 6:52 PM. In Humor
• "Oh Crap!"

  32 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 10 8:42 AM 2008. In Humor
• "Oh Dennis"

  43 lines, 6 comments, on Sep 9 9:23 PM. In Humor
• "Omg"

  43 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 27 11:47 AM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "Once Upon the Midnight Hour"

  21 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 29 6:04 PM. In Humor
• "P.U."

  20 lines, 14 comments, on Jul 1 7:15 PM 2008. In Humor
• "Pain in the Butt!"

  28 lines, 6 comments, on Sep 1 10:24 AM 2008. In Humor
• "Peter Peter"

  13 lines, 13 comments, on Jul 31 8:43 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "Petunia"

  26 lines, 8 comments, on Apr 16 12:45 AM. In Humor
• "Pirouette"

  15 lines, 10 comments, on Aug 19 10:01 AM 2008. In Humor
• "Pissed Off"

  18 lines, 4 comments, on Jun 8 5:16 PM. In Humor
• "Poetic Conversations"

  63 lines, 17 comments, on Feb 27 2:16 AM 2008. In Humor, Adult
• "Poochahontas & Johnny"

  15 lines, 8 comments, on Aug 19 9:28 AM 2008. In Humor
• "Precautionary Measures!"

  15 lines, 11 comments, on Jul 22 3:05 AM 2008. In Humor
• "Prudence"

  29 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 18 4:38 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "Puss n' Booty"

  28 lines, 7 comments, on Aug 28 2:21 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "Raid"

  18 lines, 5 comments, on Oct 7 9:26 AM 2008. In Humor
• "Rat Race"

  50 lines, 6 comments, on Feb 26 5:17 AM. In Humor, Adult
• "Revenge is Sweet"

  14 lines, 7 comments, on Apr 15 10:24 PM 2008. In Humor
• "Revenge of the Nerds"

  The year was nineteen eighty and the place was Tennessee.
  The students winning scholarships for excellence posed for photography.

  35 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 29 9:03 AM. In Humor
• "Rooster Booster"

  85 lines, 9 comments, on Apr 13 12:04 PM 2008. In Humor
• "Samantha"

  16 lines, 10 comments, on Aug 19 8:50 AM 2008. In Humor
• "Schnozzle Nozzle"

  50 lines, 8 comments, on Apr 14 2:09 PM. In Humor
• "Scrambled Eggs"

  38 lines, 9 comments, on Mar 22 12:07 AM 2008. In Humor, Adult
• "Screw Driver"

  65 lines, 7 comments, on Aug 12 8:36 PM. In Adult, Humor
• "Screwed"

  18 lines, 12 comments, on Sep 10 5:06 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "Scrubbing Bubbles"

  82 lines, 33 comments, on Feb 19 7:35 PM 2008. In Dedications, Humor
• "Self Examination"

  You oughta see how I--
  'Shut Up' when my wife begins to yell!

  28 lines, 6 comments, on May 9 12:40 PM 2008. In Humor
• "SexCapades"

  60 lines, 11 comments, on Feb 21 1:56 AM 2008. In Humor, Adult, Personal
• "Shark Bait"

  16 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 22 2:09 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "Shivers"

  49 lines, 5 comments, on Oct 21 11:29 AM 2008. In Humor, Personal, Adult
• "Shot to Hell!"

  89 lines, 7 comments, on Sep 9 11:53 PM. In Adult, Humor
• "Skin Deep"

  62 lines, 9 comments, on Jul 31 8:54 AM 2008. In Humor
• "Skippy & Limpy"

  40 lines, 16 comments, on Feb 13 2:24 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "Slug-Fest"

  15 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 25 4:56 AM. In Humor
• "Smashing Pumpkins"

  54 lines, 13 comments, on Oct 3 6:52 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "So Much for Romance"

  15 lines, 18 comments, on Feb 24 3:29 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "Someone You Didn't Like"

  90 lines, 6 comments, on Jan 30 11:34 AM 2008. In Humor, Limerick, Life, Thoughts
• "Something's Fishy"

  41 lines, 7 comments, on Jun 25 2:01 AM. In Adult, Humor
• "South of the Border"

  24 lines, 11 comments, on May 11 12:57 PM. In Adult, Humor
• "Splash"

  13 lines, 5 comments, on Jul 18 4:11 AM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "Splat"

  19 lines, 8 comments, on Oct 23 12:17 PM 2008. In Humor
• "Statuesque"

  20 lines, 9 comments, on Jul 7 11:48 PM 2008. In Humor
• "Suds"

  28 lines, 19 comments, on Sep 24 10:45 AM 2008. In Humor
• "Surprise Surprise Surprise"

  51 lines, 8 comments, on Feb 16 8:42 AM. In Humor
• "Surprise"

  4 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 3 11:53 PM 2008. In Humor
• "Swish"

  12 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 27 12:12 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "Take Me to your Leader"

  23 lines, 5 comments, on Mar 1 11:54 AM. In Humor
• "Tales from the Crypt"

  16 lines, 14 comments, on Oct 1 8:15 AM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "Taste Buds"

  27 lines, 4 comments, on Oct 7 9:59 AM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "Tele-Stars are Born"

  27 lines, 9 comments, on Sep 18 9:32 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• "That's Life"

  45 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 27 1:15 AM 2008. In Humor
• "The CRUD"

  We were just kids in the fifties and sixties--
  Twelve or thirteen and not into 'Girls'--'Yet'!

  64 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 22 11:19 PM 2008. In Humor
• "The Finger Lingers"

  Driving around in my town,
  some clown so close behind

  9 lines, 6 comments, on Feb 21 11:38 PM 2008. In Humor, Life
• "The Force"

  43 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 27 12:39 PM. In Adult, Humor
• "The Golden Years"

  35 lines, 11 comments, on Jul 28 12:22 PM 2008. In Humor

• By me, right now

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