List: Humor

These compositions are of a comical nature and
I hope they will bring a Smile to your face!

• "Buzzzzz"

  34 lines, 10 comments, on Nov 11 6:14 PM. In Adult, Humor
• “Rudolph the Brown Nose Reindeer”

  26 lines, 8 comments, on Nov 10 2:27 PM. In Adult, Humor
• "Fat Ass!"

  18 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 10 1:37 PM. In Adult, Humor
• “Frosty---The Real Story!”

  36 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 10 12:55 PM. In Adult, Humor
• Speaking of 'Elections'----

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  21 lines, 9 comments, on Oct 30 5:57 PM. In Life, Thoughts, Humor
• "Itchy & Twitchy"

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  34 lines, 5 comments, on Oct 28 4:23 PM. In Humor
• "Electracat"

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  25 lines, 8 comments, on Oct 24 11:28 AM. In Humor
• "Splat"

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  19 lines, 8 comments, on Oct 23 12:17 PM. In Humor
• “Lickety Split”

  30 lines, 8 comments, on Oct 23 11:08 AM. In Adult, Humor
• "Try to Remember----"

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  36 lines, 5 comments, on Oct 22 6:42 PM. In Humor
• "My Adoptive Family"

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  25 lines, 13 comments, on Oct 21 9:53 PM. In Humor
• "An Honest Mistake!"

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  9 lines, 10 comments, on Oct 21 8:00 PM. In Humor
• "This Bud's for You!"

  As an infant, I was was 'Bottle-Fed'
  and I guess 'Drinking' went right to my head

  20 lines, 8 comments, on Oct 21 7:41 PM. In Humor
• "Shivers"

  49 lines, 5 comments, on Oct 21 11:29 AM. In Humor, Personal, Adult
• Obstruction

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  38 lines, 10 comments, on Oct 19 11:05 AM. In Humor
• "Ugly"

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  10 lines, 5 comments, on Oct 13 3:04 PM. In Humor
• Halloween 2008

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  31 lines, 7 comments, on Oct 13 2:12 PM. In Humor
• "Total Impact"

  8 lines, 6 comments, on Oct 10 9:12 AM. In Adult, Humor
• "Infidelity"

  3 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 10 8:45 AM. In Adult, Humor
• "Boring"

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  48 lines, 4 comments, on Oct 9 2:01 PM. In Humor
• "Taste Buds"

  27 lines, 4 comments, on Oct 7 9:59 AM. In Adult, Humor
• "Raid"

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  18 lines, 5 comments, on Oct 7 9:26 AM. In Humor
• "Incognito"

  46 lines, 5 comments, on Oct 6 12:42 AM. In Adult, Humor
• "Ariel"

  48 lines, 5 comments, on Oct 5 4:41 PM. In Adult, Humor
• "You Must Know Her!"

  4 lines, 9 comments, on Oct 3 7:57 PM. In Adult, Humor
• "Smashing Pumpkins"

  54 lines, 13 comments, on Oct 3 6:52 PM. In Adult, Humor
• A Conversation

  19 lines, 5 comments, on Oct 2 6:00 PM. In Adult, Humor
• "Banditos"

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  40 lines, 5 comments, on Oct 2 1:01 PM. In Humor
• "An Epitath for Seymour"

  6 lines, 4 comments, on Oct 1 11:51 AM. In Adult, Humor
• "Howl-o-ween"

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  58 lines, 4 comments, on Oct 1 11:13 AM. In Humor
• "Tales from the Crypt"

  16 lines, 12 comments, on Oct 1 8:15 AM. In Adult, Humor
• Those were the Days (for me)

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  25 lines, 8 comments, on Sep 30 7:34 AM. In Humor
• "Mr. Goodwrench"

  47 lines, 13 comments, on Sep 29 7:02 PM. In Adult, Humor
• Dead Aim

  20 lines, 11 comments, on Sep 29 7:26 AM. In Adult, Humor
• "Caution"

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  22 lines, 10 comments, on Sep 29 6:05 AM. In Humor
• Last Rights

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  34 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 26 2:45 PM. In Humor
• "Monkey Shines"

  97 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 26 12:46 PM. In Humor, Adult
• Heist

  30 lines, 3 comments, on Sep 25 4:00 PM. In Adult, Humor
• Mummy Dummy

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  13 lines, 4 comments, on Sep 25 12:11 PM. In Humor
• "Why oh Why oh Why?"

  35 lines, 16 comments, on Sep 25 10:44 AM. In Adult, Humor
• "Suds"

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  28 lines, 12 comments, on Sep 24 10:45 AM. In Humor
• "No Way"

  20 lines, 9 comments, on Sep 21 9:15 PM. In Adult, Humor
• And so, I Ask You----

  55 lines, 8 comments, on Sep 19 12:33 PM. In Adult, Humor
• "Baby Sitter Jitters"

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  19 lines, 7 comments, on Sep 19 2:38 AM. In Humor
• "Tele-Stars are Born"

  27 lines, 9 comments, on Sep 18 9:32 PM. In Adult, Humor
• Sapphire & Jade

  20 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 17 4:18 PM. In Adult, Humor
• Compression

  63 lines, 6 comments, on Sep 17 3:32 PM. In Adult, Humor
• Ahoy Matey

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  32 lines, 10 comments, on Sep 16 5:15 PM. In Humor
• Lucky Sprite

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  49 lines, 11 comments, on Sep 12 7:30 AM. In Humor, Fantasy
• "Screwed"

  18 lines, 13 comments, on Sep 10 5:06 PM. In Adult, Humor
• "This Sucks!"

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  29 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 10 8:14 AM. In Humor
• "Burp!"

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  20 lines, 11 comments, on Sep 10 7:13 AM. In Humor
• Hannah the Hooker

  39 lines, 18 comments, on Sep 7 10:00 PM. In Adult, Humor
• "Here We Go Again!"

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  41 lines, 6 comments, on Sep 4 11:17 AM. In Humor, Life
• Woe is Me

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  39 lines, 10 comments, on Sep 4 10:07 AM. In Humor
• "Boo??"

  39 lines, 3 comments, on Sep 4 9:09 AM. In Humor
• "Pain in the Butt!"

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  28 lines, 6 comments, on Sep 1 10:24 AM. In Humor
• "Brain Dead"

  10 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 29 11:35 PM. In Humor
• "Happy Happy Joy Joy"

  29 lines, 8 comments, on Aug 29 10:25 PM. In Humor
• Order in the Court

  14 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 29 8:35 AM. In Adult, Humor
• "Up a Tree"

  24 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 29 7:11 AM. In Adult, Humor
• "Puss n' Booty"

  28 lines, 7 comments, on Aug 28 2:21 PM. In Adult, Humor
• "Swish"

  12 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 27 12:12 PM. In Adult, Humor
• Omg

  43 lines, 8 comments, on Aug 27 11:47 AM. In Adult, Humor
• " Not Making Sense"

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  3 lines, 7 comments, on Aug 21 8:50 PM. In Humor
• "What the Hell"

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  41 lines, 13 comments, on Aug 21 2:30 PM. In Humor
• "Pirouette"

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  15 lines, 10 comments, on Aug 19 10:01 AM. In Humor
• "Poochahontas & Johnny"

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  15 lines, 8 comments, on Aug 19 9:28 AM. In Humor
• "Samantha"

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  16 lines, 11 comments, on Aug 19 8:50 AM. In Humor
• "Million Dollar Plunge"

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  20 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 18 9:06 PM. In Humor
• "The Million Dollar Plunge"

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  51 lines, 2 comments, on Aug 18 6:15 PM. In Humor
• "Prudence"

  29 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 18 4:38 PM. In Adult, Humor
• "Irresistible You"

  11 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 18 11:06 AM. In Adult, Humor
• "Kaboom"

  23 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 17 2:05 PM. In Humor, Adult
• “School Days 2008”

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  32 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 13 9:38 AM. In Humor, Lyrics
• "Instant Breakfast!"

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  20 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 7 9:43 PM. In Humor
• "Words to Live By"

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  24 lines, 8 comments, on Aug 4 11:15 AM. In Humor
• "Surprise"

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  4 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 3 11:53 PM. In Humor
• "Hefty"

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  4 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 3 11:36 PM. In Humor
• "Crash Dive"

  He was driving across the state
  on his way to a very hot date.

  5 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 3 11:21 PM. In Humor
• "Egads"

  4 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 3 11:04 PM. In Adult, Humor
• "Gag Reflex"

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  4 lines, 2 comments, on Aug 3 10:52 PM. In Humor
• "A Sudden Gust"

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  7 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 3 10:39 PM. In Humor
• "Peter Peter"

  13 lines, 13 comments, on Jul 31 8:43 PM. In Adult, Humor
• "Skin Deep"

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  62 lines, 9 comments, on Jul 31 8:54 AM. In Humor
• "Woe is Me!"

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  55 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 30 4:07 PM. In Humor
• "Adult Western"

  51 lines, 9 comments, on Jul 30 10:12 AM. In Humor, Adult
• "A Cache of Cliche's"

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  48 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 28 1:59 PM. In Humor
• "The Golden Years"

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  35 lines, 5 comments, on Jul 28 12:22 PM. In Humor
• "AP Addiction"

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  47 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 25 12:11 PM. In Humor
• "Shark Bait"

  16 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 22 2:09 PM. In Adult, Humor
• "Precautionary Measures!"

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  15 lines, 11 comments, on Jul 22 3:05 AM. In Humor
• "The Truth about the Hill"

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  23 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 21 6:28 PM. In Humor
• "Monster"

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  16 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 20 2:04 PM. In Humor
• "Bernie"

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  49 lines, 6 comments, on Jul 19 2:14 AM. In Humor
• "Cordiality"

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  34 lines, 6 comments, on Jul 18 9:35 PM. In Humor
• "Splash"

  13 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 18 4:11 AM. In Adult, Humor
• "The Pits"

  39 lines, 8 comments, on Jul 17 8:50 PM. In Adult, Humor
• "Hoe Hoe Hoe"

  16 lines, 10 comments, on Jul 17 11:57 AM. In Adult, Humor
• "A Hairy Situation"

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  25 lines, 6 comments, on Jul 15 1:29 PM. In Humor
• "Food for Thought"

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  11 lines, 5 comments, on Jul 14 1:33 PM. In Humor
• "Uplifting Thoughts"

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  35 lines, 6 comments, on Jul 13 4:48 PM. In Humor
• "Traveling Man"

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  86 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 12 7:15 PM. In Humor
• "Eek!"

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  66 lines, 11 comments, on Jul 11 12:30 PM. In Humor
• "Wiggles"

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  35 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 11 10:33 AM. In Humor
• "News Flash!"

  68 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 11 8:47 AM. In Adult, Humor
• "Ahhh Nuts!"

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  12 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 10 7:12 PM. In Humor
• "Good Grief"

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  38 lines, 8 comments, on Jul 10 11:08 AM. In Humor
• "Oh Crap!"

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  32 lines, 5 comments, on Jul 10 8:42 AM. In Humor
• "Bang!"

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  26 lines, 11 comments, on Jul 9 8:16 PM. In Humor
• "Statuesque"

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  20 lines, 9 comments, on Jul 7 11:48 PM. In Humor
• "I'm a Bastard" (Take That, Helen Reddy!)

  59 lines, 11 comments, on Jul 5 10:57 PM. In Adult, Humor
• "Brrrrrrr"

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  29 lines, 5 comments, on Jul 2 12:33 PM. In Humor
• "P.U."

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  20 lines, 13 comments, on Jul 1 7:15 PM. In Humor
• "Invitation"

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  18 lines, 15 comments, on May 22 7:15 AM. In Humor
• "All Choked Up"

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  10 lines, 5 comments, on May 22 6:26 AM. In Humor
• Fractured Fairy Tales II

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  12 lines, 7 comments, on May 20 9:49 AM. In Humor
• "Mona Lisa --Blah!"

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  25 lines, 8 comments, on May 19 9:53 PM. In Humor
• "Finally"

  4 lines, 11 comments, on May 12 3:29 PM. In Humor
• "Self Examination"

  You oughta see how I--
  'Shut Up' when my wife begins to yell!

  35 lines, 6 comments, on May 9 12:40 PM. In Humor
• “Refrigerate after Opening”

  50 lines, 15 comments, on May 2 12:51 AM. In Humor
• "Giddyup II"

  5 lines, 9 comments, on Apr 30 5:00 PM. In Adult, Humor
• "Brief Encounter"

  18 lines, 23 comments, on Apr 29 10:50 AM. In Humor
• "Venom"

  15 lines, 15 comments, on Apr 25 10:45 AM. In Adult, Humor
• "The CRUD"

  We were just kids in the fifties and sixties--
  Twelve or thirteen and not into 'Girls'--'Yet'!

  64 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 22 11:19 PM. In Humor
• "Mr. S.S.D."

  I must tell you the saga
  of “S.S.D.”

  37 lines, 8 comments, on Apr 22 10:41 PM. In Humor
• "In Memory of the Beetles"

  39 lines, 9 comments, on Apr 20 7:02 PM. In Adult, Humor
• "Here Kitty Kitty!"

  Here Kitty Kitty! Here Kitty Kitty!
  Cats are getting rare in the city.

  35 lines, 8 comments, on Apr 20 2:01 PM. In Humor
• "They're Off!"

  68 lines, 9 comments, on Apr 20 5:16 AM. In Adult, Humor
• "Fractured Fairy Tales"

  40 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 19 9:36 PM. In Adult, Humor
• “Dog Day Afternoon”

  Leona Helmsley passed away.
  The will was read that very day.

  50 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 19 9:25 PM. In Humor
• "Gas"--I Got It !!!

  GAS--I GOT IT!
  Everytime I pass a sign

  34 lines, 8 comments, on Apr 17 8:19 AM. In Humor
• "Three Fine Mice"

  41 lines, 7 comments, on Apr 16 9:21 AM. In Adult, Humor
• "Revenge is Sweet"

  14 lines, 7 comments, on Apr 15 10:24 PM. In Humor
• "Indian Summer"

  44 lines, 19 comments, on Apr 15 9:29 PM. In Adult, Humor
• "Chopsticks"

  35 lines, 7 comments, on Apr 15 5:51 PM. In Adult, Humor
• "Caged Wolf"

  41 lines, 8 comments, on Apr 14 7:29 PM. In Adult, Humor
• "Rooster Booster"

  85 lines, 7 comments, on Apr 13 12:04 PM. In Humor
• "Hamburger Heaven"

  It's so great
  seeing her skate,

  6 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 10 11:25 AM. In Humor
• "Inventory"

  10 lines, 11 comments, on Apr 9 9:41 PM. In Humor, Adult
• "Christmas Mourning"

  Mommy! It ain't funny! Santa Claus is 'Dead'!

  30 lines, 11 comments, on Apr 8 11:14 AM. In Humor
• "Dear God"

  13 lines, 20 comments, on Apr 7 10:26 PM. In Humor, Spiritual
• "A Lesson in Wisdom"

  38 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 5 10:14 PM. In Humor
• "Midnight at the Oasis"

  I sit here on my doorstep
  blowing smoke-rings in the air.

  27 lines, 10 comments, on Apr 4 1:42 AM. In Humor
• "Visual Interludes"

  15 lines, 6 comments, on Mar 30 11:29 PM. In Humor, Adult
• “Blind Man’s Bluff”

  23 lines, 22 comments, on Mar 27 12:07 PM. In Humor, Adult
• "That's Life"

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  45 lines, 7 comments, on Mar 27 1:15 AM. In Humor
• "Giddyup"

  28 lines, 10 comments, on Mar 26 10:19 AM. In Adult, Humor
• "Blessed Easter Monday"

  29 lines, 7 comments, on Mar 24 11:56 AM. In Adult, Humor
• "Scrambled Eggs"

  38 lines, 9 comments, on Mar 22 12:07 AM. In Humor, Adult
• "Magical Kisses"

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  13 lines, 12 comments, on Mar 20 3:35 PM. In Humor
• "Flash Dance"

  33 lines, 20 comments, on Mar 19 7:47 PM. In Humor, Adult
• "Another Monday Morning"

  A dreary Monday morning
  and my weary body wakes.

  37 lines, 7 comments, on Mar 19 9:07 AM. In Humor
• "Enthroned"

  Sitting in my darkened room, just watching the TV,
  I was watching an old movie, chewing candy absently.

  15 lines, 6 comments, on Mar 18 11:56 PM. In Humor
• "A Beautiful Package"

  48 lines, 20 comments, on Mar 18 12:26 AM. In Adult, Humor
• “Bon Appetite”

  Harvey had found himself so ‘Grossly Overweight’!
  A very ‘Hefty Appetite’; He just Ate and Ate and Ate!

  45 lines, 15 comments, on Mar 14 1:15 PM. In Humor
• “Nice to Meet You!”

  46 lines, 10 comments, on Mar 9 11:28 PM. In Humor, Adult
• “Bessie”

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  63 lines, 40 comments, on Mar 9 4:32 PM. In Humor
• "In a Fix"

  Now, I've done it!
  I'm in a fix!

  7 lines, 11 comments, on Mar 9 12:42 AM. In Humor
• “Short Story”

  10 lines, 4 comments, on Mar 9 12:12 AM. In Humor, Life
• "Extremities"

  5 lines, 3 comments, on Mar 6 5:59 PM. In Adult, Humor
• “Diplomatic Relations”

  A mother riding on a train with a baby in her care.
  The child was quite homely with it’s orange tinted hair.

  31 lines, 29 comments, on Mar 3 6:27 PM. In Contest, Humor
• “Totally Screwed”

  34 lines, 39 comments, on Mar 3 9:08 AM. In Humor, Adult
• “Hidden Agenda”

  20 lines, 7 comments, on Mar 1 6:33 PM. In Adult, Humor
• “Let’s Make a Deal”

  I’m so glad that you’re my brother
  And happy ‘Mommy’ is our mother

  19 lines, 6 comments, on Feb 29 2:38 PM. In Life, Humor, Contest
• "Loony Bin"

  Hello, my name is Harvey
  and it's so nice to meet you all.

  29 lines, 7 comments, on Feb 27 10:36 PM. In Humor
• “Sex Therapy”

  35 lines, 20 comments, on Feb 27 3:50 PM. In Humor, Adult
• "Poetic Conversations"

  64 lines, 15 comments, on Feb 27 2:16 AM. In Humor, Adult
• "Bear Facts"

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  9 lines, 9 comments, on Feb 26 8:51 PM. In Humor
• "Is it Done Yet?"

  Can you smell it?” I said
  With my nose to the air.

  60 lines, 6 comments, on Feb 26 10:03 AM. In Humor, Life
• "Weather Report"

  46 lines, 10 comments, on Feb 25 12:00 PM. In Humor, Life, Adult
• "So Much for Romance"

  15 lines, 19 comments, on Feb 24 3:29 PM. In Adult, Humor
• "This is a Fact!"

  8 lines, 6 comments, on Feb 22 10:56 PM. In Adult, Humor
• "The Guardian Angel"

  "Mommy, look what that bad wind did
  to all these pretty flowers!"

  18 lines, 6 comments, on Feb 22 8:41 PM. In Life, Humor
• "The Finger Lingers"

  Driving around in my town,
  some clown so close behind

  9 lines, 6 comments, on Feb 21 11:38 PM. In Humor, Life
• "SexCapades"

  60 lines, 12 comments, on Feb 21 1:56 AM. In Humor, Adult, Personal
• "Scrubbing Bubbles"

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  82 lines, 30 comments, on Feb 19 7:35 PM. In Dedications, Humor
• "Skippy & Limpy"

  40 lines, 17 comments, on Feb 13 2:24 PM. In Adult, Humor
• "Trash Bags"

  65 lines, 44 comments, on Feb 5 5:17 PM. In Dedications, Humor
• "Fishing with Dad"

  I loved fishing--Always loved fishing--
  "Let's go out to the bay!"--

  63 lines, 1 comment, on Jan 30 11:48 AM. In Dedications, Humor
• "A Double"

  Funny thing happened the other day--
  I'm on the street--Just going my way--

  32 lines, on Jan 30 11:37 AM. In Humor, Life
• "Someone You Didn't Like"

  Did you ever meet someone you didn't like???
  You know what I'm talking about--

  78 lines, 2 comments, on Jan 30 11:34 AM. In Humor
• "Twas the Week Before Christmas"

  'Twas the week before Christmas--
  And all thru the store--

  69 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 30 10:23 AM. In Humor
• "The Hunter"

  "It is ravenous"
  It's hunger unfulfilled--

  46 lines, 23 comments, on Jan 30 10:03 AM. In Life, Humor
• "I'm Gonna be a Daddy"

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  65 lines, 28 comments, on Jan 30 9:57 AM. In Dedications, Humor

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