List: N) For Children

• A Quacker of a Birthday TT

  A little duck has told me
  that to-day’s a special day.

  35 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 5 5:03 PM 2007. In Childrens, Fun, Birthday
• Choose Cheese

  Spread my scone with Mascapone. / Melt my taste buds with fondue. / I’m fighting fit for Feta, / and I’d die for Danish Blue. / Give me Rac

  16 lines, 3 comments, on May 31 5:40 PM 2007
• Don't Trust a Policeman......(On Top of Old Smokey)

  (On top of Old Smokey)
  Option 2 spoof of a song

  39 lines, 24 comments, on Mar 12 7:15 PM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Message
• Drew's Big Adventure

  It was a bright and sunny morning, / When Drew opened up his eyes. / He said “Let’s take a holiday, / and roam around the skies”. / So he s

  49 lines, 7 comments, on May 30 8:34 AM 2007. In Childrens
• Hand Wash Only

  My woolies never seem to fit, / hand washing's such a pain. / So why is it, that sheep don't shrink, / when standing in the rain?

  3 lines, 5 comments, on Jun 9 2:29 PM 2007
• Hugo's Umbrella

  Hugo was a happy fella
  'til he swallowed his umbrella.

  3 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 11 3:12 PM 2007. In Humor, Silly, Funny, Humour
• Poor Henry

  Henry loved his sticky toffee,
  treacle pudding, cream banoffee.

  79 lines, 18 comments, on May 12 11:11 AM. In Children's, Fun. Humour, Humor.. Reward
• Six New Shoes

  A poem of similar form to 'The Walrus and The Carpenter' by Lewis Caroll.

  44 lines, 18 comments, on Jan 20 7:07 PM. In Creative, Fun, Other
• The Brolly With Angst.

  I’m the brolly, ‘she’ forgot. / You know, the usual tale. / Carried here and carried there, / in case of rain or hail. / / Yesterday was j

  41 lines, 5 comments, on May 8 7:05 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Silly, Angst
• The Leprechaun

  I’ve just seen a little Leprechaun.
  He was dancing close to me.

  19 lines, 2 comments, on Mar 18 7:27 AM 2007. In Humour, Humor, Fun
• The Worried Doughnut

  Will you step a little nearer.
  said the doughnut to the bun.

  23 lines, 17 comments, on Mar 16 6:18 PM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Silly, Really Silly
• There’s a Driggly in Yon Moat

  Oh, Sire there is a Driggly in yon moat, / and he’s eating thy stummly poppin fricks. / and though yon Driggly wears a chuddy scote, / Yond

  18 lines, 12 comments, on Jun 12 6:10 PM 2007. In Nonsense, Sonnet
• Too Tall For The Box

  When Walter sadly passed away,
  a meeting they did call.

  24 lines, 9 comments, on Mar 16 9:50 PM 2007. In Humor, Humour, Silly, Very Silly

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