List: Humorous poems

• I Love Ice Cream

  Oh I love ice cream,
  Cold and smooth on my tongue

  55 lines, 11 comments, on Jul 20 3:49 PM 2006. In Humor
• Soul Kitty

  I miss my friend, my Soul Kitty
  A tiger tabby, named Maggie Dee

  61 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 4 3:27 PM 2006. In Sad, Personal, Humor
• Party At The Manse

  When I win the powerball
  Or split it with a friend

  80 lines, 19 comments, on Aug 7 4:45 PM 2006. In Humor
• You might be a redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife

  Oh why shore they just love to laugh at me
  These fancy city folk

  52 lines, 10 comments, on Oct 15 8:34 AM 2006. In Humor
• Merry Christmas to All and to All a Good Night!!!!

  Dear Friends and Family,
  I know I never write holiday letters, or answer yours, but this year I decided I have had such an eventful season, I must share it w

  80 lines, 8 comments, on Nov 3 9:29 AM 2006. In Humor
• Thanks, Slow Woman

  I would be the blonde one
  In the costume so sexy

  40 lines, 8 comments, on Nov 12 2:33 PM 2006. In Humor
• Spellin' Don't Mean Nuthin' To ME

  The poem title I propose is:
  "It' All About ME"

  2 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 14 10:17 AM 2006. In Dark
• She Still Makes Us Laugh

  When I am gone
  To the great beyond

  43 lines, 13 comments, on Nov 14 10:31 AM 2006. In Love
• Soft Serve

  I was stubborn even after you said no more
  Cause there is always room for ice cream

  9 lines, 5 comments, on Feb 6 9:52 AM 2007. In Personal, Humor
• Blonde is as Blonde does I always say

  I could carry a mortarboard
  Earned as a scholar of merit

  25 lines, 3 comments, on Mar 1 2:49 PM 2007
• Yew Inn Int her pret her

  I want 2 go 2 colledge
  And lern to due my best

  25 lines, 3 comments, on Mar 6 8:45 AM 2007. In Fun, Humor, Sad
• Kick 'em to the Curb

  I was out for a brief trek
  To pick up the morning papers

  38 lines, 10 comments, on Mar 6 9:09 AM 2007
• Yummy Rummy

  Shall I compare thee to a nice hot toddy?
  That warms my limbs and dulls my senses

  15 lines, 10 comments, on Mar 15 1:14 PM 2007
• Humble and Lovable

  "Have no fear, Underdog is here." He reminded me of Mighty Mouse

  24 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 17 1:37 PM 2007
• Butt-Crack Love

  **my apologies to the Captain and Tenille and Kenny Loggins**
  **To be sung to the tune of "Muscrat Love"**

  38 lines, 4 comments, on Sep 23 12:40 PM 2007. In Humor
• Cary Grant Meets the Nerd

  Always in the chest-enhancing tight black ribbed sweater Clinging to a narrowed waist

  28 lines, 5 comments, on Oct 15 3:01 PM 2007. In Humor, Cats
• A middle aged Halloween lament

  Glowing eyes in my rear view mirror
  While driving through streets dark and drear

  50 lines, 2 comments, on Oct 30 9:26 AM 2007. In Humor, Fantasy, Halloween
• It May Be Boring But I Like It That Way, It's Me!

  1. Username? Star Shine 2. First name or nickname? Kenlo

  20 lines, 6 comments, on Dec 13 11:12 AM 2007

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