List: Humour

Funny Stuff

• It's Christmas Again!!

  Dad's up the ladder,
  Mum's putting up the tree,

  28 lines, 6 comments, on Dec 20 5:07 AM 2007. In Humour
• Good King Wencelas (Mark 2)

  Good King Wencelas just looked out, Of his bedroom window,

  16 lines, 2 comments, on Dec 3 11:12 AM 2007. In Humor
• Oops!!!

  Deaf burglar allowed new hearing says judge.
  Model trains in vicars lounge.

  14 lines, 6 comments, on Jan 14 6:08 PM 2008. In Humour
• Twisted Tales

  Young Cinderella loved the Prince, But did the Prince feel passion,

  15 lines, 5 comments, on Jan 11 5:14 PM 2008. In Humour
• Twinkle Twinkle CPR

  Little Bo Peep was looking for sheep,
  But couldn't find any at all,

  24 lines, 8 comments, on Jan 30 11:04 AM 2008. In Humour
• Horrible holiday blues!

  Brochures here and brochures there,
  When is it going to end?,

  38 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 26 3:24 PM 2007. In Humour, Life, Silly
• Greens!

  I don't want to eat those peas,
  They look like someone's sneeze,

  20 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 23 3:52 PM 2007. In Humor, Childrens, Contest
• Tessie Bear.

  Tessie is my teddy, She sits upon my bed,

  24 lines, 7 comments, on Oct 28 12:32 PM 2007. In Humour, Happiness, Family, Personal.
• Witches Brew.

  Witches brew in a boiling vat, Rats tails mixed with wings of bat,

  29 lines, 4 comments, on Oct 20 10:08 AM 2007. In Contest, Weird, Humour
• Puddy Tat!

  Sylvester chases Tweety, But never catches him,

  24 lines, 3 comments, on Sep 13 3:39 PM 2007. In Humour, Self, Childrens, Happiness
• Lamby's Dance.

  Mary had a little lamb,
  She also had a pig,

  16 lines, 12 comments, on Sep 13 3:07 PM 2007. In Humour, Silly
• Mozzie

  Can you see me flying round?, I know you hear my buzzing sound,

  18 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 10 5:28 AM 2007. In Nature, Humor
• In the Playground.

  Jackie jumped into the air, Lucy leapt and met her there,

  16 lines, 2 comments, on Sep 2 5:12 PM 2007
• Shattered Dreams.

  I can't believe I've done it, I've only gone and won,

  28 lines, 2 comments, on Aug 31 4:05 PM 2007
• Little Red

  Little red riding, Girl in the hood,

  31 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 18 4:02 PM 2007
• My Sister

  What people do is sometimes strange Odd and downright crazy

  19 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 18 4:38 AM 2007. In Humour, Family, Happiness
• Ten

  Sitting on the sofa, Curled up nice and small,

  28 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 5 2:30 PM 2007. In Childrens, Humour, Happiness
• Mars vs Venus

  The opposite sex,
  Well what can I say,

  40 lines, 7 comments, on Oct 28 6:38 PM 2007. In Humour, Life
• Dinnertime

  I really am everso hungry, I have such a rumbly tum,

  5 lines, 4 comments, on Feb 5 5:19 PM 2008. In Humour
• The Purple Menace.

  The purple menace strikes again,
  Teaching us to count to ten,

  12 lines, 6 comments, on Mar 23 2:50 PM 2008
• By Bob and Lurlene.

  A four storey mansion,
  With views from all angles,

  24 lines, 4 comments, on Mar 24 5:18 PM 2008. In Humour
• Toilet Monster!

  'Mum, I really need to tinkle,
  I really need to go,

  16 lines, 2 comments, on May 6 1:47 AM 2008. In Humour, Childrens
• Two Husbands Ago.

  28 lines, 8 comments, on May 11 5:20 PM 2008. In Adult humor
• Poor Old Santa.

  Here lies Santa, buried today, The silly old fool crashed in his sleigh,

  4 lines, 4 comments, on May 22 5:21 PM 2008. In Contest, Epitaphs, Humor
• I Clean It My Way

  Making the bed Is a tiresome chore

  48 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 10 9:18 AM 2008. In Contest, Humour
• My Bestest Friends.

  My bEstEst FriEnD iS GeoRgiA
  ShE's Got LotS oF CurLy HAir

  12 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 11 5:34 PM 2008. In Sticky Caps contest.
• Headstone Howlers

  Here lies the body of William Mann
  Killed by his wife and her frying pan.

  4 lines, 1 comment, on Sep 5 8:16 AM 2008. In Contest, Humour
• Treat for the Week.

  Biting nails
  Beads of sweat,

  24 lines, 1 comment, on Sep 22 4:16 PM 2008. In Humour, Other
• Getting Older

  32 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 17 9:50 AM 2008. In Adult humour. Funny, Personal. Tongue in cheek.
• Christmas Day Diary.

  Five a.m and not a sound
  Children asleep till the hour comes round,

  32 lines, 2 comments, on Dec 21 4:42 PM 2008. In Christmas, Contest, Humour
• You've Pulled!

  In a noisy pub
  The music loud,

  24 lines, 1 comment, on Jan 8 4:31 PM. In Humour, Contest

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