List: Humor

• 'Twas the Night Before Christmas - Revisited

  'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
  Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;

  122 lines, 17 comments, on Dec 15 1:56 PM 2007
• The Pretentious Coffeehouse Poet-Type Guy, Parts 1 and 2

  He did everything but throw his own poo.

  234 lines, 47 comments, on Oct 17 1:07 AM 2003. In Humor
• My Gal Penelosquat

  Her love reminds me of flowers.

  18 lines, 40 comments, on Nov 14 12:57 PM 2003. In Humor
• In Honor of Janet Jackson's Right Boob

  My tongue-twister was inspired by Janet Jackson's exciting, um, appearance at the Superbowl. I defy you to say it ten times fast without saying "blah blah blah

  12 lines, 31 comments, on Feb 5 6:21 PM 2004. In Humor
• Jelly Rolls

  He's twice the man that he once was

  46 lines, 25 comments, on Mar 2 2:58 AM 2004. In Humor
• Things Just Ain't Gellin' Since I Lopped Off My Melon

  I've always loved to sit by the sea
  and soak up the summer sun.

  74 lines, 15 comments, on Apr 1 3:47 PM 2004. In Humor
• Alien Classroom

  Scene: A classroom on a faraway planet almost exactly like earth,

  303 lines, 23 comments, on Jun 14 1:13 AM 2004. In Humor
• Somebody Finally Killed Him, Huh?

  Here lies poor, ol' Mark Rickerby.
  His rhyming days are through.

  17 lines, 32 comments, on Jul 7 11:24 PM 2004. In Humor
• Mickey the Mouth

  Mickey was the insult king of our block.
  We all called him “Mickey the Mouth.”

  75 lines, 44 comments, on Aug 9 10:42 AM 2004. In Humor
• Double-O Dumb Ass

  Forget Connery, Brosnan and Moore.
  Just bring in Jerry Lewis!

  80 lines, 19 comments, on Aug 20 6:14 PM 2004. In Humor
• Yo Quiero This!

  You know, life is one big joke
  when you're a tiny, little dog.

  53 lines, 74 comments, on Sep 3 1:53 AM 2004. In Humor
• KFC = Killing Friendly Chickens!!

  There once was a mean old Colonel

  8 lines, 29 comments, on Sep 17 7:13 PM 2004. In Humor
• Would Anyone Like to Buy a Slightly Bent Flugal Horn?

  My den looks like the set of Sanford and Son.
  I know I should stop but it's just too much fun!

  80 lines, 20 comments, on Sep 21 1:01 AM 2004. In Humor
• From Knobby Knees to Hercules (Interactive)

  I'm thinking about writing a book about bodybuilding but I don't know what to call it.

  27 lines, 15 comments, on Sep 28 11:21 PM 2004. In Humor
• Sybil Attacks!!

  I'm as patient as Job himself
  and as sweet as Mr. Rogers.

  51 lines, 29 comments, on Oct 25 7:16 PM 2004. In Humor
• Confession Time

  I know I probably shouldn't admit this

  54 lines, 38 comments, on Dec 5 4:28 PM 2004. In Humor
• Godzilla vs. Mark

  I felt like she was Godzilla
  and I was poor, little Tokyo!

  75 lines, 68 comments, on Dec 10 3:19 PM 2004. In Humor
• MY Poems Are Too Long, Eh???

  Sorry, but I won’t shorten my poetry
  for people who suffer from A.D.D.

  35 lines, 46 comments, on Mar 5 3:25 PM 2005. In Humor
• Sue Me! I'm A Gemini!

  I lead a sordid double life

  45 lines, 32 comments, on Jun 14 5:21 PM 2005. In Humor
• How AllPoetry.com Saved The World

  How AP saved the world from total destruction. (True story!)

  160 lines, 39 comments, on Oct 12 9:05 PM 2005. In Humor
• How AllPoetry.com Got The World Blown Up (Alternate Version)

  Alternate Version

  167 lines, 27 comments, on Oct 19 8:00 PM 2005. In Humor
• Boo Frickin' Hoo Hoo - Ode to a Sore Loser

  To all the people out there in AllPoetryland who have trouble losing gracefully.

  72 lines, 82 comments, on Oct 25 12:25 PM 2005. In Humor
• The Unknown Redneck's Lament

  Maybe someday I’ll get the thanks I deserve.
  At this point, I’ll accept just about anything.

  70 lines, 23 comments, on Nov 3 1:16 PM 2005. In Humor
• Pee Wee's Wee Wee Fee

  A poem for Pee Wee Herman.
  

  210 lines, 20 comments, on Nov 17 2:31 PM 2005. In Humor
• Kung Fu Musings - #1

  While talking with the Master one day,

  4 lines, 31 comments, on Dec 7 5:49 PM 2005. In Humor
• The McGee Curse

  They say some features skip a generation
  And I'm here to report that, sadly, it's true.

  22 lines, 25 comments, on Dec 20 5:43 PM 2005. In Humor
• The Fallen Sparrow

  I was eight years old and it was sweet summertime.
  

  42 lines, 27 comments, on Jan 2 3:08 PM 2006. In Humor
• Kung Fu Musings #2

  Question: How would the television show Kung Fu have been different if cell phones had been invented a few hundred years ago?

  143 lines, 11 comments, on Jan 2 5:30 PM 2006. In Humor
• Kung Fu Musings #3

  Fortunately, I had my throwing stars on me at the time.

  185 lines, 19 comments, on Jan 23 1:40 PM 2006. In Humor
• Virtue Is Its Own Reward (And It Better Be Because Nobody Else Will!)

  Hey, before you go, could you sign my boob?

  204 lines, 32 comments, on Jan 25 7:26 PM 2006. In Society
• Cupid is a Blind Little Jerk

  But it seems the cute little winged kid
  Has one truly lousy sense of humor.

  32 lines, 49 comments, on Feb 14 4:08 PM 2006. In Humor
• Introducing the Sui-Cycle!

  Well, folks, here’s yet another example of out of control Capitalism.

  34 lines, 33 comments, on Mar 1 2:38 PM 2006. In Humor
• Pick a Name, Will Ya?!

  While surfing poems at ol’ AP one day,
  I happened upon a most wonderful writer

  103 lines, 17 comments, on Mar 8 10:02 PM 2006. In Humor
• Franken-What???

  I guess we're not scary anymore, but back in the day,
  We were the most horrifying monsters in all the land.

  101 lines, 48 comments, on Apr 12 5:18 PM 2006. In Humor
• The Fable of the Frighteningly Ferocious, Freaked Out Feline

  She was the sweetest little cat you’ve ever seen
  Till she got tired of the doggy treating her mean

  11 lines, 13 comments, on May 1 2:46 PM 2006. In Humor
• Things Could Be Worse

  When I was about sixteen years old, I had a terrible case of acne. I was very despondent about it and constantly railed at God for cur

  17 lines, 13 comments, on May 5 5:48 PM 2006. In Humor
• My Achin' Nose

  People these days are very sensitive
  To the feelings of the handicapped.

  53 lines, 17 comments, on May 5 7:39 PM 2006. In Humor
• The Twisted Twits

  Welcome to our new show, kids - The Brady Bunch 2006!
  In this episode, Greg sells Bobby’s train set to get a fix.

  69 lines, 41 comments, on Jun 6 4:46 PM 2006. In Adult humor
• Computer-Induced Mania

  Another incident of computer-induced mania struck today, an increasingly common phenomena which affects mainly inexperienced computer users

  24 lines, 2 comments, on Dec 19 3:44 PM 2007
• Merry Christmas, My Ass

  (Okay, before anyone unloads on me, let me just tell you ahead of time, this is a poem entry for a contest called "Bah Fucking Humbug" mock

  39 lines, 37 comments, on Dec 28 1:12 AM 2007
• The Age-Old Dance

  100 lines, 21 comments, on Mar 17 4:26 PM. In Adult, Humor
• It's Easy For Jeezy To Be Cheesy

  I had always found it difficult to be truly devout
  In a world full of thieves and murdering bandito's

  51 lines, 18 comments, on Mar 23 3:29 PM
• We're All Doomed

  If all this global warming stuff is true
  And the end-times are hurtling our way;

  8 lines, 15 comments, on Mar 26 10:24 PM
• The Metal Detector Guy

  The magazine ad read “Get a metal detector today!”
  With a photo of big diamond rings in somebody’s hand.

  21 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 30 5:42 PM
• Breaking News - George Bush Creates Hemmoroids!

  59 lines, 32 comments, on May 9 10:45 AM. In Adult, Humor, Contemporary, Society
• Tyrants

  I like to think I'm gracious to others.
  Everyone says that I'm kind-hearted.

  25 lines, 28 comments, on May 24 1:35 PM. In Humor
• God's Grand Idea

  One day, the good Lord was looking down on us all
  And, as usual, wondering where He went wrong,

  36 lines, 17 comments, on May 28 2:09 PM

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by Mark Rickerby

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